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Battle (4)[ Three Poisons Wrath]

Fighting (4) [The wrath of three poisons] is suitable for reading in bed alone at night. It will definitely bring you a unique visual impact and spiritual collision.

Hao Kun: If you don't have the courage to accompany me till tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

This is not a day's work.

? D, I told you, but you didn't listen. I won't even have a chance to explain the cause and effect of this entanglement to you in the future. Even if I did, you wouldn't believe me.

All you know is that you never loved me.

A thousand dragons make up a jackal. He is the most expensive of all. He is a genius.

I met him in Jingbo Lake. Dragon, I think that's what immortals do. Rainbow hangs in the sky and stars fall in the sky. I'm afraid I'll never see such a towering body again in the sky and underground, and I'm afraid I'll be swallowed up by the waterfall of Diaoshuilou, which is thundering and thundering. He is a dark cloud in the sky, full of joy, oil and rain, lightning and thunder. He is the king, and the world is eclipsed.

He told me his name was? D. He said, Hao, you are so beautiful.

I had sex with him in Jingbo Lake. Black and white rolled on the bottomless pool water. That pool is deeper than my heart, and my heart is deeper than this evil. The pearl on his chin is the noblest proof in the world. My king, I would like to be his queen. I only hate God. I was born in the wrong world.

? D said, Hao, God gave birth to you and accompanied me to the end of time.

Love is evil. Love cannot be unintentional. ? D, I have practiced for thousands of years, but my mistake is that I shouldn't have feelings.

Finally, you finally said, Hao Kun, you and I are just a doomed love, not a love story.

In this way, you gently erased this feeling, and the rest is evil.

This is a sin, and God will punish it. It's scattered, broken and forgotten. But you can't. Love each other, deeply rooted in flesh and blood, involved, everyone hurts into the bone marrow. This entanglement is too deep, and there is no turning back.

Time and time again, say, break. Then wrap it tightly.

What is it? D.let's go to a dead end together.

God gave birth to me, and I can't accompany you to the end of time. I can only accompany you to the end. ? d .

If it is necessary to punish, punish. I will put up with it.

You never know, I have forgotten all the absurdities. * * *, and the name of temptation. At the moment I confessed, you were in an unknown river, in the womb of an earth woman, trying to give up her child. You just meant well. Let you and I separate for life and put an end to this evil. I don't have the heart to suffer, nor do I have the heart to be embarrassed. You'd rather bite the bullet and be the first to leave. But you don't know, this parting finally lost its meaning.

That's interesting. After a long time, you asked me who your father was. You don't remember? D. Actually, you don't have a father.

Your father is yourself.

I'm stuck on the dragon lock platform. The dragon that confuses Yin and Yang deserves it. Golden body lux, iron pliers, piece by piece, pull out the scales of the whole body. I am the ugliest dragon in the world, showing myself alone and showing my bloody sins to the world. The head of all evil.

I have never regretted it. Just because you are my king. That's nothing. If I can give half, I can give all. I'm just afraid that you'll never know how long it took me to lick the wound at the bottom of the river day and night. The most beautiful Hao is just an ugly red meat after being punished. ? D. at that time, I was just glad that you hadn't seen me.

The tip of the tongue wandered in the scar of * * *. I think that's your comfort. No matter how painful the injury is, it is only a moment, but it takes dozens of times of patience to heal. I must go to see it often. D, you are not with me.

Slowly feel the taste of your own blood. Pain relief always brings fresher pain, just as the farther away the dust is, the more vivid it is. Every time you stir, there is a new kind of pain. From then on, I fell in love with the taste of blood.

Blood is the smell of memory.

But you forgot all about it. ? D. noble heart, great strength, and those memories.

All you know is that you never loved me.

You only love the world and the women in the world. You said, your name is sunspot.

Those truths, you no longer admit. Something that doesn't exist, you can't admit it.

I can't explain to you at last, my king, what has happened in this thousand years is really not my fantasy. You just forgot.

You must hate me. For the women of this world. I am just an enemy who destroys what you love. One day you will come back to me and kill me to avenge her. If not, let me kill you. You would rather die than see me again. Goodbye is just for fighting.

Who will accompany who for life? Hey. In the end, only this ugly word accompanied me to the end.

I watched you walk into that woman's flesh and blood. This is the third time you have left me.

Hao Kun: How many times can we be hurt? How many days do we have left?

I was always afraid that you would leave me from beginning to end. Because I've been through too many separations. You walked in the world once and forgot that only I was emotional when we met again. Those who are tempted first will be wronged. I don't care, love is wronged. But I'm too afraid of you leaving. I live in constant fear, and the more I fear, the more I will lose it.

I am destined to be abandoned by you again and again.

I can't find my old king. Why, the heroic spirit is gone. You just want to be a person and forget the invincible sun and moon. How can I awaken your noble nature again? You are a jackal. A thousand dragons are a jackal.

I can't wake you up. This time, your addiction is a human dream. It's not me. I can't awaken my noble nature. You gave the pearl to that ordinary woman and she destroyed it.

She must die.

A selfish barrier. ? D, so you can't know, I will never repent. If there is adultery, I will do it again. If there is a natural punishment, I will bear it again.

A selfish barrier. Where can I find warmth? I just stole the selfishness and loved you again. Steal that night and continue the endless confusion ahead. But God, save this night. There is no room for you and me, either in the past or now.

Sexual life is broken. It turned out that in the lotus, the fate of being stolen turned into a profound hatred.

? D. You shed tears when you left. Zhu Cheng, I watched them roll in that woman's flesh and blood.

? D. Every time you cry for hundreds of years, not a drop is for me.

Hao Kun: Who can tell me how strong I have to be to never forget?

? D. A mole in my heart. Cann't tear out flesh and blood

I'll wait for you in Longjiang. There is no room for two suns in a day. Let the world see a enter the dragon, a country, winners and losers.

In people's minds, two dragons only fight for the throne.

I am waiting for you. ? d .

Bald-tailed Lao Li: (The story told by the boatman) Waves and the sky are surging between rivers.

Passengers on the ferry, please sit down. What? Even the river is tottering? I tell you, there is no such thing in this river. There is a dragon god in this river. You ask me how I know?

Sit tight. My dad will tell you a story. I didn't make it up. I saw it with my own eyes, Dragon God. I also had dinner with him in a pot ... What? You don't believe it? You call my dad bragging? Hey! I brag! Listen carefully, I tell you, you can listen slowly. ...

I've been ferrying on the Bailong River all my life. Everyone who spent the night in the past has seen Qian Qian, but no one is as strange as him.

That night, I squatted at the door of the shack and smoked a cigarette. A young man came from far away and said to me politely, "Uncle, excuse me, can I stay here for one night?"

"yes! What's wrong with that? Who goes out with the roof? "

I just look at this guy. Tall, broad-shouldered, dressed in blue, with a dark face and sparkling eyes, what a spirited guy. I'll let him eat in my cabin.

He can really eat. I had three days' food, and he ate it all in one meal. He looked at me stupidly and said with a smile, "Uncle, I'm really sorry. I have to do something laborious these two days and get full. "

I said, "Nothing, nothing, you can eat hard." Who goes out with a rice bag! "Then I asked him what his last name was, what his name was, where he came from and what he did.

He said, "My name is Li. No name. I'm from Wuliantang. Everyone calls me Lao Li with a bald tail. Grandpa, just call it that. "

He didn't say what he was going to do here. I didn't ask either. I'm just old and wordy, not the kind of person who talks. I thought, what can't he say? Bald-tailed Lao Li, this is not a name, but a nickname. Don't be a beard on the mountain, okay? I'm afraid to ask.

After that, he stopped talking. I fell asleep, still asleep. I slept, too.

The next day, the bald-tailed Lao Li said that he would go out to do business and left. I wanted to put the boat on the river, but the day he left was strange. On a sunny day, the clouds are rolling and the thunder is flashing, so I dare not go into the water. I think there will be a heavy rain, but it won't rain until the sun goes down. I watched the dark clouds rolling around on the big cliff until they dispersed.

Lao Li, bald tail, will come back at night. I ate food for another three days. After eating, he said, "Grandpa, I ate your meal and I can't repay you." How's this? I'll open a piece of land for you in Nanshan tomorrow. If you plant something, you won't have to sail so hard every day. "

I said it's not easy to reclaim land from the sea. How can I get him so involved? He said, "It's okay, don't worry." Later, he chatted with me and asked me what the climate was like here and what the river was like. Drought is not drought, and waterlogging is not waterlogging.

I said that this river can be very fierce, and it may skyrocket at any time. This could be dangerous. The weather is bad, too. It keeps raining heavily, or it doesn't rain for half a year, and nothing grows well. What can I say? It's not easy to open up wasteland.

"You don't know from other places, handed down from the old days, there lived a white dragon in the river. Why not call it Bailong River? This dragon master has a big temper, and he is half vague, which will bring disaster. Sacrifices are made every year, and animals, big pigs and big cows are thrown into the river in this way. The weather is really bad, and the sacrifice doesn't work. In previous years, there were people's sacrifices! "

He looked up at me with scary eyes. "What's with the human sacrifice?"

"Is to throw people into the river! The dragon god gave the government a dream and asked for sacrifice, otherwise it would be a disaster. Choose virgins, fall on stones, and then throw them into the water alive ... Sin, pity those children are also raised by their parents ... "

As soon as he listened, he wouldn't let me talk. He said, "Grandpa, please stop. Go to sleep. I'll clear the ground for you tomorrow. "

The next day, he really went to open up wasteland. Go out early and come back late every day for three days in a row. I feel bad in my heart He is not my son and grandson. How can he command others like this? Won't this make the boy tired? At noon on the third day, I was afraid that he didn't bring enough food, so I took ten cakes to see him.

Take a look at Nanshan! Really scared me! My mother, where there are no boys, I see such thick trees falling down one by one. It turned out to be a black dragon without a tail! Arch that big tree with horns, arch it one by one, like sticking out grass roots! Well, that's what happened to old Li with a bald tail! I think I must run fast, but how can I run fast in Buron? He saw me long ago, and with a wave of his hand, he interrupted me. I'm just shaking.

He opened his mouth wide. I thought I was going to eat old bones and close my eyes until I died. After a long silence, he began to speak.

"Big ye, you don't be afraid. Now that you have met me, I will tell you the truth. I'm here to get rid of this dragon. I know this dragon, and I have an account with him. I went to Dongda Cliff that day, didn't I? He went. He is better than me. I'm not sure if I can beat him after all these years, but I must kill him! Grandpa, I have to ask you a favor. "

Then he told me that he was going to fight Bailong at noon tomorrow. He told me to call more people and prepare a lot of dry food and stones, all of which are waiting at Dongda Cliff. Just look at the river, white waves come up for a while, and black water comes up for a while. He said that white water is a dragon and black water is him. Tell us to look carefully, throw dry food into the river when black water comes up, and throw stones when white water comes up.

I said yes, what's wrong with that? Besides the dragon, we ordinary people are also safe. I must tell everyone to help him. At that time, I was no longer afraid of him. I think he is a good dragon.

I will never forget what happened at noon that day. I have never seen such waves on a boat in my life. God, every time I dream again, I wake up.

Lao Li with a bald tail is right. Everything is right. We waited at Dongda Cliff and watched the lightning explosion that day at noon. It was gloomy and there was no crack. It's raining, as if it had already fallen. The waves in the river, one by one, are all above the eaves. A stream of white water and a stream of black water, the white, snow-white and black ink, are churning in the river! Dare to cross the river is such a scene. We dared to do as he said, throwing stones when white water turned up, and throwing dry food when black water turned up. I threw it all the way to the west of the sun and saw that the stones and dry food were almost gone. Suddenly, I saw a stream of red water in the river, bright red! Mom, that's blood! Endless risks, how much blood does a dragon have to have? I looked at the blood and my heart was pounding. What should I do if Lao Li with bald tail dies? !

A group of us don't know. Wait a minute. Later, the thunder stopped, the rain stopped, the sky gradually cleared up, and the river stopped churning. Black water, white water and red water are gone. We shouted, "Old Li with a bald tail! Old Li with bald tail! What's wrong with you? Are you all right? "

I just shouted for a long time. Then Jiang died and was silent. I feel terrible. Are they all dead? ! Just thinking about it, I saw the river split in the middle and a dragon came out. The black body is long and long, covered with scars, half bald, without a tail, and dripping with blood-hey! Just old Li with a bald tail! He killed the dragon, and we will have a good life in the future!

Lao Li with bald tail stopped a bag of cigarettes in mid-air, and everyone was blindsided. Then he went back to the river. After that, I really don't want to say that the weather here in Kanto is good. We all say it's a blessing for Lao Li with a bald tail. He is a good dragon, and we Kanto people have been grateful for his kindness for generations. Later, some people said that it is not the damn Bailong that lives in the river now, so why is it called Bailong River? Everyone thinks so! From then on, we no longer call this river Bailong River. We call it Heilongjiang.

Listen carefully, ferryman. This is the story of Heilongjiang under your feet. My dad didn't make it up.

Hao Kun: It's all because the heavy rain once proved that you were here.

? D. I told you, there are too many people involved, and you are not as good as me.

You have been practicing in Wulianchi for 300 years, but you are still not as good as me. Because you miss the world so much, that heart is vulgar, weak and fireworks, and you can't find the king's character you lost that day. The anger and flame of the jackal, you are gone. ? D, how can you reach me? How can I be as ruthless and unique as I have been making waves and killing people for 300 years? ? D, since ancient times, you have to work hard to get rid of it. Even if you hate me for 300 years, you don't have that kind of nature. What's the use of calling some mortals to help?

This is ridiculous. I have never looked down on mortals. What do they do? A group of parasites and wastes between heaven and earth. For 300 years, when I was bored, I found some mortals to kill and have fun. Don't you hate poisoning me so much because I killed an ordinary woman? So, how long ago. But you still hate me so much, and you haven't lost anything. I don't understand. Do you really love her that much?

Three hundred years. When I was exiled to Longjiang River to atone for my sins, it was a good time to commit iniquity. I have nothing to do for a long time! ? D, how can I spend this long parting? Only the smell of blood can bring warmth and comfort. I like the smell, boring, killing.

There is no redemption for sin. It is deeper. I know how many sins I have borne. I fell like a rock. Blood debt is heavy. Anger and resentment abound. I don't care. I can't escape this evil word in any case, and I don't want to escape. One more point and one less point, it's all the same. It makes no difference. It makes no difference.

Anything, I can bear half, I can bear all. I'm afraid you have forgotten. No, you never remember. You said, Hao Kun, I never loved you. Don't fantasize.

But that's what I am. I was, am and always have been.

You can't do it, can you? D. 300 years later, you are still the same. I can't hate you anymore. That's why you failed.

Remember what you said? "When I come back for you, let life and death separate you from me. There is no room for two suns in a day. Longjiang can only have one king. Either you die or I die. I never want to see you again. " ――? D, you said you would rather die than be with me. I will help you.

I helped you. You will never see me again. Strange, when I slit your throat, I saw your blood, no different from others' blood. It's all that red and wonderful taste. ? D. It really doesn't make any difference. It's the same if you kill anyone. But why have I always refused to believe it?

I ate you slowly, slowly at the bottom of the river. In the end, you didn't leave any trace of existence, only the big storm of this day proved the fierce fight between you and me. Life and death.

Indeed, in the end, life and death. From then on, I became the only king of this river. There is no room for two suns in a day. The two dragons fought only for the throne. I don't want anything. It's all about people. Anyway, in the end, I am the winner.

You are dead. ? d .

When the last residue that belongs to you disappeared in my mouth, a tear fell into my eyes. I am not a dragon, and I will not turn my tears into beads, so it disappears while dripping. It was just an invisible joke, which proved nothing.

I know you won't show up again. ? d .

Actually, I just don't want you to leave me for the fourth time

Lao Li with a bald tail: The coming year has come, but last year I went. What day is it today?

Since then, I have no distractions, only care about this Kanto side, and the weather is good.

I am the dragon god who has enjoyed people's gratitude and love for thousands of years.

? D, cutting the tail really hurts. How do you put up with it? But after all, I feel your feelings, although it has been a thousand years, life and death together.

From then on, this dragon can no longer commit adultery. Completely ruined, clean

? D, you really will never show up again. I have to imagine myself as you. Protect all the people you truly remember for you, enjoy the gratitude and love of the people, and enjoy the reputation of the dragon god for you. You deserve it. If you were still alive, you would definitely get these.

No, I was wrong. You are still alive.

It was Hao Kun who died. Evil dragon. Culpable of punishment.

From then on, I have no distractions, only bless this Kanto side to create people, wind, tone, rain and smoothness.

I don't have a name. People call me Lao Li with a bald tail, and so do you.

This is, Heilongjiang.

[finally]

Postscript: Xiaoqing: The noise of evaporation scattered in the wind is hoarse.

The prototype of this story comes from the northeast folklore "Old Li with a bald tail". Stories such as Li Maiden's pregnant with dragons, uncle's chopping firewood, reclamation in Nanshan, elimination of dragons in the river, and dry food with stones are all primitive legends. All kinds of origins and final endings between other black and white dragons are fabricated by the author.

Catch the wind and catch the shadows. Invert black and white. It was just a fleeting thought. Has it ever happened? All kinds of stories in the world will eventually pass. You, as a long boring afternoon, someone dialed the three strings and sang a song!

Clouds pass by.

Forget that.

Are you afraid after reading this story?

Popular recommendation: Ancient classics of Xuanwu Gate, King of Qin, Spring and Autumn Period, Sima Xiangru, Zhuo Wenjun and Han Xin.