Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence

1. Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence 1. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first one? Man: I am the happiest person with you! 2. M: I have a toothache recently. W: Why? M: Because I often miss you at night, I feel so sweet and rotten. Is your father a thief? Woman: No. Man: Then how can he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? Your legs must be very tired, right? W: Why? Because you've been running around in my head all day. She said look at her clothes label when you are doing something. Answer: Just to see if you are made in heaven? 6.M: I hope you know CPR. W: Why? Man: Because you are so beautiful, I stopped breathing. 7.M: I fell in love with a woman. Woman: She must be beautiful! Man: You are too narcissistic. 8.m: It's raining heavily today. Woman: Yes! Yes! Man: That's because God is drooling over you. 9.m: There must be something wrong with my eyes. W: Why? Man: I can't take my eyes off you. 10, when the girl looks at you, man: Please give it back to me! Woman: What! Man: My heart, you took it away with your eyes! Of course, these topics may only help you for a while, so if you want to chat and deceive people, you must learn to cultivate your sense of humor. The following small series will share with you a way to cultivate a sense of humor. Second, the way to cultivate a sense of humor 1, misinterpretation, for example: my sister feels a little sore feet, you can ask her "What's the matter, did you step on a lemon?" Sister asks you, "Do I hate it?" You replied, "Yes, I never get tired of seeing people." My sister asked if you had a girlfriend, and you replied, "Why do you ask?" My sister went on to say, "Just asking." 2. Self-mockery means taking the initiative to accept your own shortcomings and not avoiding the stupid things you have done. When Ma Yun gives a speech, in order to close the distance with the audience, he will also deliberately eliminate his tall aura through self-mockery and share some of his tragic experiences. For example, he once applied for a job as a waiter in McDonald's, but he was rejected because he was ugly. For example, if you are fat, you can say, "God, my clothes have become thinner." 3. Turning is a common humorous skill. For example, I bought a car yesterday, and I chose the most coquettish red for the latest Ferrari. It's really cool. The boss is very kind and gave me two No.5 batteries. Today, the house is good, the apartment is good and the surrounding environment is good. Just wait for the two-color ball to win the lottery. I admire those who say goodbye indifferently, but I can't. I'll get something delicious when I leave. I eat by my face, which is why I am so thin now. When you cultivate a sense of humor, you can not only make girls happy, but also help you deal with interpersonal relationships better. 1. How to coax your girlfriend when she is angry 1. Coax her as a girlfriend when she is angry. Be sure to coax her the first time. Never say anything like calm down, what's wrong with you. This will not only fail to solve the problem, but also lead to new contradictions. 2, take the initiative to admit that your girlfriend is a creature who can't listen to anything when she is angry, so you can admit your mistake at the first time, give her a step down, and then reason with her when her mood improves. 3. Give a gift If you really do something that makes her sad, you can buy a bunch of flowers or a small gift for your girlfriend and then say something sweet to her, so it's easier to get her forgiveness. Baby, I already know I was wrong. Forgive me. You know we've known each other for a long time. I am the kind of person who is particularly impulsive, because you also call me a pig brain. Why do you care about a pig? For my pity, can you forgive me once? I believe this is your last forgiveness. 3. Little sister, are you waiting for someone here? Are you waiting for your prince charming? You see, although I didn't ride a white horse, I rode a white electric car. Listen, listen, no matter who makes you angry with my children, you should resist. If your girlfriend is still angry, you can continue to clap your hands. 5. Don't be angry again. Although you are cute when you are angry, you are not beautiful. Frowning will deepen your eyebrows a lot. 6. Such a lovely little sister, why are you so angry? Your temperament doesn't match your looks at all, does it? Do I have to verify it? Must I return it when I want it? 7. Every time I see you bulging, my heart will cheer up. Who is such a lovely lady? 8. Beautiful lady, can you give me another chance? I will let you feel my efforts again and feel the happiness with me again. When I first saw you, I was conquered by your arrogance. The first time I saw you, I knew I would be bullied by you for life. 10 queen, are you cold? Why don't you ask Mammy Yung to give me some injections? Second, what should I do if my girlfriend is angry 1, and take the initiative to bear the mistakes in love. Many women will not easily admit their mistakes. Sometimes women may realize their mistakes, but because of men's indifference, they transfer their anger to another aspect. Originally, she was just angry about a little thing, but now it is likely to rise to your love for her. When men are quarreling, it is best to pay more attention to women's emotions. Men with high emotional intelligence often take the initiative to bear the mistakes in quarrels, even if it is not his fault, they will talk about their own mistakes first. When the woman's mood is stable, the man will sincerely persuade her, so that the woman will listen to the man. A woman will feel wronged when she is angry, so you can't reprimand her resolutely. In fact, women need patience just like children. 2. Try to make her happy. Women are very emotional. One second they will cry because of sad things, and the next they will laugh because of happy things. Women are very emotional, and men often can't grasp women's feelings, so it is difficult for men to understand women. When a woman is angry, men should not put too much pressure on her. No matter whose fault it is, men can use some tricks to make it disappear. Smart people will use smart methods, and opportunism is a good method. When a woman is angry, a man can suddenly tell her a cold joke, or he can say, "Baby, don't be angry." If both sides hold their own words, the quarrel will never end. Men should take the initiative to accept the "olive branch", lower their posture and let their girlfriends calm down first. 3. Comfort her while hugging. Women sometimes get angry and depressed. Obviously, they were angry about men's behavior just now, and the next moment they may start to feel incompetent. Therefore, at this time, a man must not go away, continue to do his own thing and ignore her. A man with high emotional intelligence, even without saying a word, reaches out and gives her a hug and a shoulder to lean on. Maybe her heart will soften instantly. When you hug her, an angry woman may even cry, so you should say something to comfort her properly. You can say it's all your fault, or you can say that women are ugly when they are angry. In short, you should learn to distract her. Don't let women always be immersed in quarrelling emotions. If you don't take the initiative to make peace, she will be sulking all the time. If your girlfriend doesn't return your message, but she doesn't break up with you, then she is still waiting for you to coax her. You can insist on sending her a message, take the initiative to admit your mistake, show her that you really can't live without her, and try to ask her out. Many contradictions can be solved as long as we meet her. Talking on a cell phone will only make the problem worse. Take your girlfriend to dinner, give her a small gift, and it's done.