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Chris Lee's jokes are very funny.
Lu Yu: I bought a pedometer, that is, if you take a step, it will jump a number. If you watch it jump 10,000 times a day, you will lie down.
Chris Lee: Is it Laughing Crazy?
2. Phoenix, September 2009. "60 Years of Country and Symbol" interviewed Chris Lee.
Cao Jingxing: You were in the mid-1980s. In a very stable environment and family, everyone is similar. In the growth of this life, did you feel anything special before that?
Chris Lee: I don't think so.
Cao Jingxing: Don't you think you are better than others?
Chris Lee: I think I speak less than others.
On September 24th, 2009, Madame Tussauds Shanghai unveiled her own wax figure. Group tour.
Reporter: It is said that you will star in Princess Pearl.
Chunchun: (laughs) Who am I starring? Do I play Mammy Rong?
4. In May 2009, I went to Sichuan to participate in public welfare programs, and a program interviewed and recorded audio.
Reporter: When you auditioned, there was a cool video saying that you wanted to be the first in the country. Were you confident or had a hunch?
Chris Lee: (at a loss) No, many people were arrested at that time, and I happened to be arrested.
5. On May 30th, 2009, in the collective interview of clairol's endorsement activities, the reporter asked about the shooting of October Assassin.
Reporter: Does Yam Tat-wah play your dear father or your adoptive father?
Chunchun: Dear.
Reporter: Do you make his father feel uncomfortable? Do you want to practice?
Chunchun: You don't have to call dad. Everyone in the play is called "Dad" ~ ~ ~
6. June, 2009 10, June 16, the recording of "Luyu has an appointment" program.
It mentioned that bodyguards and assassins interviewed Yam Tat-wah, and they had a fight. Chris Lee, who played his daughter, was knocked unconscious and fell on his shoulder. This is the only scene that makes her laugh, because as you can see from the playback, she fainted with a smile on her face.
Chris Lee: (Innocent explanation) Actually, I'm not laughing. I'm just more festive.
Lu Yu: God, how festive that would be!
7. On June 5438+065438+ 10, 2008, Weekend Pictorial was dedicated to visiting and charity, and donated blood for free after the earthquake. However, some people create false blood donation events on the Internet and spread them everywhere.
Reporter: Did you lose your temper at that time?
Chris Lee: Don't lose your temper.
Reporter: (asking the assistant) Did she lose her temper that time?
Assistant: No.
Chris Lee: (spits) He's not with me yet!
Assistants and reporters are sweating.
8. In April, 2008, Sina interviewed and talked about shooting a promotional film for the Water Cube.
Moderator: That means you must have a chance to watch (the game)?
Chris Lee: I don't know. I want to go, but I can't see slow motion after I go.
9. On April 28th, 2009, bodyguards and assassins held a press conference.
Reporter: Did you sing many times when you were filming?
Chris Lee: To tell you the truth, I haven't said G much.
Recorder: (don't believe ...)
Chris Lee: Everything the director told me was: Very good! Have another drink.
10.June 6, 200910, recording of "Luyu has an appointment" program.
Lu Yu: I really like her personality Blablabla…… ... bla ... when you were sitting here four years ago, blabla ... your personality was actually introverted ... la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Chris Lee: Yes.
Lu Yu: Much better now.
Chris Lee: Hmm.
11.September 2009 16, interview with Sohu's "People Influenced in 60 Years".
Moderator: I think it is a great thing to be on the cover of Time magazine. Because in the mainland, in the music world, only you and Faye Wong have been on this cover.
Chris Lee: Oh, really?
Moderator: That's right.
Chris Lee: All right.
Moderator: ..... (Landing) ...
12.200910/October 13, I was a guest on CCTV's "The Star Comes" and the audience asked questions.
Audience: Chunchun, you have released four records in the past four years. The latest one is an album, more than ten concerts, learning a variety of musical instruments, directing, playing MV, Blablabla…… ....................................................................................................................
Chris Lee: ... The front is paved.
13.9.2009, Phoenix. "60 Years of Country and Symbol" interviewed Chris Lee.
Cao Jingxing: After so much suffering, you finally won. Is it worth it to you? So is it worth it for the loser?
Chris Lee: I don't know.
Cao Jingxing: Have you talked about this?
Chris Lee: I can't ask people how they feel when you fail.
14.In September 2009, Netease interviewed "Top Ten Influential Women in 60 Years".
Wang Yi: I find that you are more sophisticated now than when you first started. How did you do that?
Chris Lee: Because I am old.
15.200910 June 5438+02, recording "Very Quiet Distance".
Li Jing: My favorite thing is the pedal. Because every child has the feeling of dragging him in the second class seat of mom and dad ... the most impressive thing is sweet honey.
Chunchun: Yes. (Very understanding tone)
Li Jing: Remember that shot?
Chunchun: (quite simply) I don't remember.
Li Jing: (frantically) Then what are you?
16.65438+10/9 in 2008, recording the entertainment fighting program of Xiamen Satellite TV.
Moderator: Because I have seen some of your recent tours ... you are very good at mobilizing those people's emotions. Was it natural or did you react on the spot?
Chris Lee: How do I transfer? With a fishhook?
Moderator: ... This is the sense of presence, so please teach me ~ ~ ~
Chris Lee: (frowning, thinking) Feeling on the spot? You have to think on the spot to feel on the spot.
Moderator: = = |||
17.200910/0/0 12 recorded the program "Very Quiet Distance".
I told the old story that I said "no" to the arrangement of the brokerage company and pushed all the notices away for the first time in order to concentrate on recording the records I care most about.
Li Jing: What was your reaction after you said "No" that time?
Chunchun: Well ... you can say it often in the future.
18.2009165438+1October 10, recording BTV "Brilliant Bloom" program.
When it comes to concerts and albums, some people will slap their colleagues on the table because they disagree during the meeting.
Moderator: Then you can add: "I'm sorry just now, I was working." Will you do these remedial work?
Chris Lee: No.
Moderator: ...?
Chris Lee: Because she filmed me, too.
19.2006165438+1October 1 1, a new brand launch of a watch, media group interview. A reporter asked about the recent situation of a giant panda that she donated 654.38 million yuan. Chris Lee honestly said that he didn't ask recently because he was busy at work.
Reporter: So you just pay?
Chris Lee: I ... Have you thought about it? ...
20. On October 4th, 2006/KLOC-0, Shanghai Radio interviewed Chris Lee.
DJ: If we have never met, let's go to dinner together. There is a table like this (square table) with four seats: 1, 2, 3, 4. How can you sit with me?
Chris Lee: I'm going to pack up and leave.
21.200510 June 13, Shenzhen participated in a computer brand endorsement activity. The scene was full of gongs and drums and firecrackers.
Moderator: Chunchun, let's talk about feelings.
Chris Lee: Just like getting married.
22. In June 2009 10 and June 12, the program "Very Named" was recorded.
Cai Guoqing: I like spring very much. I'm glad to have her ... please don't call me uncle!
Chris Lee: (Looking up at the sky, I found it in the indoor cabin) I swear to the lamp, I didn't think of it that way.
23。 On June, 2009 10, Hunan Satellite TV recorded the program "Loudly Press the Festival".
Mark: Welcome Chunchun. I think that feeling on the stage, compared with three people, four people are more full.
Chris Lee: How much do I weigh? Is it so full?
June 24, 2009 165438+ 10/0, BTV brilliant bloom recording.
Asked about the place where I would like to meet romantically, I gave many candidate places, but Chris Lee turned them down in turn for the following reasons:
The first class-because I fell asleep. The beach-this is an idol drama.
Compere: On the bridge?
Chris Lee: It's impossible on the bridge. I'm not a white lady.
Moderator: Vegetable market ...
Chris Lee: I think it was my father that I met in the vegetable market.
On June 25, 2009 10, Hunan Satellite TV recorded the program "Loudly Press the Festival".
Mark: Since when does Auntie like spring?
Audience: 2005. I looked, oh, why is this little girl so clean?
Chris Lee: (Interrupted) I took a shower.
26. On July 3rd, 2006, a new mobile phone endorsement conference was held.
Compere: Last time I endorsed Zhi Shuai, and now I am endorsing Zhi Shuai. What do you think are the special similarities between the two mobile phones?
Chris Lee: When I speak for the "straight guy", I think my personality is straightforward. Later, I found that my IQ was ok. ...
On September 27, 2009 16, Sohu interviewed "60 years of influential people".
Compere: People call you "the queen of the stage". How do you feel when you hear this title?
Chris Lee: ... I always thought ... the queen, the queen, were not good people. ...
June 28, 2009, 65438+1October 1 1, the "best live" recording of light media.
Moderator: In the past four years, more and more of your own ideas have been added to the concert. Have you ever had an argument with the company, such as asking me to do this?
Chris Lee: Of course, the meeting ... quarreled!
Compere: Do you quarrel? How is that possible?
Chris Lee: Strike the table. ...
Reporter: Drop something?
Chris Lee: Don't break things, because things are expensive.
July 29, 2008 13, Jinan Song Friends Association. Speaking of the recent Olympic propaganda film, it is to introduce some unique things in Beijing to foreign friends. * * * There are ten artists doing this activity, and each of them introduces a place. Chris Lee is responsible for introducing Gongti West Road, which belongs to the fashion district.
Moderator: Is this selected according to your overall shape?
Chris Lee: No, it's because everyone else has chosen it.
30. Interview with super fans in August 2008:
Reporter: If one day you stopped singing on the stage, what would you choose to do?
Chris Lee: Why don't I sing? Why not go on stage?
3 1.20091October 6 10, recording of "Lu Yu You Yue" program.
Lu Yu: Almost a few months ago, I happened to go to the studio where you recorded your new album and met your producer. He said, you just recorded a song here. Said this was written by Chris Lee himself. The people next to him were particularly curious and said, is it well written? He said, it's really good Because it is in private, he doesn't need to praise you in front of me.
Chris Lee: He really said it to my face.
Lu Yu: But it's different. What he said in front of you, you are sure to whisper. ...
Chris Lee: This liar!
(The whole audience laughs. )
Lu Yu: If people say yes, you will think you are a liar. What will you do if others can't say it well? If you write your first song and give it to the producer, and that person says no, you will be devastated, then I will never write it again. Or will you go back and change it before writing? What kind of person are you?
Chris Lee: I won't stop writing. Then I will think: you liar!
32. June 22, 2008, Guangzhou Sprite Song Festival.
Moderator: When you are the album planner, do you have to have a meeting and then take the lead?
Chris Lee: (very excited) I never sit in that seat! Because I can't get food!
Interview on the cover of boutique shopping guide in April 2008.
Reporter: Do you think your communication skills with others have improved?
Chunchun: Do you mean to compare with your former self or with normal people?
33. July 2008 13, Jinan Song Friends Association. Chris Lee plays basketball in the middle.
Compere: How long did you play basketball? How long is it?
Chris Lee: Actually, I am an artist.
34. In 2007, 1 1.5, interviewed by Chutian Metropolis Daily.
Reporter: As an artist, are you afraid to walk the red carpet?
Chris Lee: It's just a carpet. Just walk past.
35. June 2009 10, June 16, the recording of the program "Luyu has an appointment".
Lu Yu: You usually tell cold jokes. Will you be happy when you are finished? Sometimes I think I didn't say anything, so why are you happy? It's that you don't think it's funny, and others will already laugh.
Chris Lee: I think this is very interesting.
June 65438+1October 19, 2008, recorded by Xiamen Satellite TV.
The host taught Chunchun to speak Minnan dialect. After @ # RMB%&* finished speaking,
Chris Lee (facing the camera and pointing to his head): You can add a question mark later.
On June 3, 2009, an interview with unlimited entertainment.
Reporter: Can you give some advice to the players who are going to Changsha for the finals?
Chris Lee: According to my experience, Changsha should get warmer gradually. The competition is hard, so everyone should pay more attention to heatstroke prevention.
38. What color is love in your mind during the game? Chris Lee chose pink. Screaming under the stage. She turned her head and looked at everyone with a bad smile.
Moderator: Why?
Chris Lee: Ah, I want to see their reaction. ...
39. On August 29th, 2009, at the rehearsal scene of the concert "Boiling Beijing", after Chris Lee sang, the following staff applauded.
Chris Lee: Thank you for your sparse applause!
40. On July 25th, 2009, the evening performance of Guangxi Mango Festival coincided with a rainstorm. For safety reasons, the audience was evacuated to the convention center. Chris Lee then met the audience and sang "Like You".
Chris Lee: Hello, I'm Chris Lee. This is my second visit to Guangxi. The first time I came here was two years ago, and I didn't have a chance to sing that time. I was going to sing to you today, but I happened to catch up with the fine weather and missed it again. ...
41.In September 2009, I was interviewed by Happy 8 magazine.
Reporter: What do you want to say to the fans who support you? What do you want to say to those who oppose you?
Chris Lee: Thank you.
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There are many ... Chris Lee is a singer who combines wisdom and other beauties.
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