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Once, Socrates was walking on the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick. The pain was so painful that he couldn't stand and squatted down, but soon he stood up again as if nothing had happened. Bystanders who witnessed the whole incident saw that he had no reaction and asked him curiously: Why didn't you fight back when you were beaten? Socrates smiled and replied: When a wild donkey kicks you, will you kick it back?

* Bernard Shaw liked to ride a bicycle when he was young. Once he fell and broke his leg. His female classmate took good care of him. George Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak and might propose to this female classmate, so he decided to run away. Walk. But he accidentally fell from the stairs to the bottom of the stairs and broke both legs. As expected, he asked her if she would marry him. When the female classmate nodded, George Bernard Shaw fainted.

* A woman said to Maugham: I have been with a man for a long time, but I am not sure whether I have fallen in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: There is only one way to test whether you really fall in love with him. Are you willing to brush your teeth with his toothbrush?

* Someone asked Alexandre Dumas Say: Why can you enter your old age calmly? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to survive until today.

* Fang Xuanling, a famous prime minister in the Tang Dynasty, once fell seriously ill when he was not an official. He said to his wife, Lu: If I die of illness, you should not be a widow but remarry. Mrs. Lu went to the room and dug out one eye to show that she would never change her integrity for the rest of her life. Later, Fang Xuanling recovered from his illness and rose to the position of prime minister. He always respected his wife very much.

＊Female novelist Agatha. Christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, a friend asked him at a gathering: How would you feel if an imaginative woman like you married a man who played with antiquities? The detective novelist said: An archaeologist is the most ideal husband. If you think about it, the older the thing is, the more he likes it.

* Voltaire visited England in 1727. He found that the English hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen roared at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I am French. Isn't it enough that I am not punished for not being British? The British laughed loudly and even sent him back to his apartment safely.

Under the sun, hot tears flowed. By this time Dr. Johnson had become famous, and everyone came to see him. He said to everyone: On the same day and at the same time fifty years ago, I disobeyed my father, and now I kneel here to repent!

* A Parisian bartender said: After a customer drinks two double martinis, I can tell his nationality. The French fall in love, the Spanish dance, the Germans boast, the Italians sing, the Irish fight, and the Americans stand up and speak.

* Joey Brown traveled to the East during the Pacific War and met General MacArthur. The two took a photo together. The famous star with a wide mouth said: I am lucky to be able to take a photo with you! But General MacArthur said: This photo was taken for my youngest son. He often hopes that his father can take photos with famous people.

* In his later years, Ouyang Xiu revised the words he had written in his life every day, and he worked very hard. His wife told him not to revise it, saying: Why torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid that future generations will laugh.

* Mark Twain worked in a newspaper when he was young. Six months later, the editor-in-chief told him not to come back tomorrow. Mark Twain asked why? The editor-in-chief said: Because you are too lazy. Mark Twain smiled and replied: It took you six months to find out that I was lazy, but I knew it on the first day I joined the newspaper office.

* Yang Xiu, a close minister of Cao Cao in the Later Han Dynasty, was very smart at the age of nine. One day, his father Kong Pingping came to visit and he met him. He prepared a treat of bayberries. When Kong Pingping saw it, he jokingly asked: Is this the fruit of your family? Yang Xiu immediately replied: I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry!

* When Su Shi was the magistrate of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty, there was a county citizen who made a living by making fans. However, the weather was cold and the fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo asked him to take a fan and draw dead wood, bamboo and stone on it. After drawing more than twenty fans, the county people just walked out of the gate of the county government, and people came to buy them. Therefore, all the taxes owed were paid off.

*The Italian Renaissance painter Raphael painted a portrait of Mary holding the Son of Jesus. On her lower right is an old man and on the lower left is a maid. But there is a large blank space directly below, and I am thinking about what to fill in. At this time, he saw two children from the window of the nearby bakery. The older one, about four or five years old, was holding his chin, looking up at the sky, talking to his younger brother. The younger one was leaning on his arms, also looking at the sky. Listening to his brother. Raphael thought they were beautiful, so he drew them at the bottom of the painting, and added wings to make them two angels.

* Someone asked how Raphael could paint such beautiful works? He replied: I had many dreams, and then I painted around my dreams. Fantasy can make people see invisible things, and will can make invisible things become visible entities.

* Einstein put forward his views on success in life at a press conference. He expressed it with a mathematical formula: Suppose A represents a person's success, then I can write the following formula A=X+Y+Z, where X represents work and Y represents game. Reporter asked: What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied: Z is to close your mouth.

*Finnish conductor Boris. Mr. and Mrs. Sebo came to the United States to perform. The house they live in is said to be haunted. One day I was woken up by the ghost's voice. Mrs. Seiber asked her husband to go and have a look, but the conductor said: No, dear, you'd better go. Because you speak English better than me.

* When Mozart was six years old, he held his first concert at the Royal Palace in Munich, Germany. Because the floor in the palace was slippery, he slipped and fell as soon as he entered the palace gate. At this time, a little princess came over, helped him up, and kissed his hand. Mozart was very grateful and didn't know how to thank him. He said: When I grow up, I must take you as my bride. After everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.

* In the 1948 U.S. election, President Truman rushed from the White House to his hometown to vote. A group of reporters chased the president to his home, but did not see the president. When he met the president later, a reporter asked him what happened along the way. President Truman replied: There was a police car asking us to stop. It looked like an important person was going to pass through this small town today.