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Tell yourself not to be stupid.
Tell yourself not to be stupid.
First, how many people deliberately turned off their mobile phones and turned them on in anger, and found that nothing was romantic, thinking how important it was in ta's heart. Finally, they found it was just a joke and told themselves not to be silly. People don't care about you.
Second, the human mood in the middle of the night is really wonderful. I feel that things that will be ignored during the day will be magnified at night. Then I know I won't be so entangled when I get up tomorrow, but I still can't sleep. Weibo, mark it and tell yourself not to be silly.
Third, I overheard a song on the road: What can I do if you suddenly disappear like this? I told myself not to be silly, but those memories were so beautiful. Letting go is also a torment, and time knows. I told myself not to be silly, I'm still waiting for you.
Fourth, why can I think of him everywhere? Haven't you had enough? What do you mean if you love someone who doesn't love you anymore? You can only say mean, understand? Tell yourself, don't be silly, he is doing well, he is better without you, even if you are together, do you guarantee that you will be happy? Be good, okay? This is a long life. He can marry whoever he wants. You don't belong to you anymore, you know? Even if you are in pain, what can you do? You are not the only one who is suffering in the world, nor are you the only one who is sad. Why bother? Be nice to yourself, be super nice, forget about him, it's time to do something for yourself.
5. You can only rely on yourself forever. Be strong. No matter what you have done, no matter who he (she) is, she (he) will not have any pity. Tell yourself: You are no longer a girl, don't be silly.
Nothing, I just want to tell myself, don't be silly, let nature take its course.
I dreamed that we made up, and I knew it was impossible. Tell yourself not to be silly.
Eight, it's been a week! A constant nightmare. Nightmare Tell yourself not to be stupid.
What is really ugly in a person's heart? You won't feel so sorry if you say it. Don't be silly, tell yourself.
Tell yourself for the last time not to be silly, let's call it a day.
Eleven, the dream is full of you, I try very hard to recall your appearance, try very hard to tell myself that you will come back, try very hard to tell myself not to be stupid. This feeling is getting stronger and stronger. I don't know what happened to me. I clearly agreed to give up, but every time I pass the corner where we quarrel, I think of you inexplicably. Every time I see a couple quarreling, I will think of you, but you know how many nights I can't sleep, thinking of you and thinking of grievances. You know how many people I turned down for you. They are not as good as you. I didn't cry when I saw the top 3, but I was a little moved. But then I thought of you. Am I not Meng Yun and Jia Lin? I really don't want to do this anymore. I'm afraid I'll live in your shadow all my life, and I can't see the goodness of others and give them any hope. So arrogant, I cried for you, and I won't cry again. All happiness and sadness have nothing to do with you!
I also want to tell myself not to be silly. He won't like you.
13. I don't want to torture myself in the world of powder powder anymore. For a month, I have been telling myself in the most cruel way, don't be silly, maybe it's time to let go. Although it was another way to love him, it turned into hate. There is only so much I can do. People who understand you only need one sentence, thank you for your enlightenment.
Fourteen, my mind is full of words of disgust, betrayal, abandonment, cruelty, insult and contempt, so I know everything and have a heart. Anyway, I don't care. I can only tell myself, don't be silly
Sometimes a song reminds you of the past and suddenly you feel so sad. You can only smile and tell yourself not to be stupid. It's just your own business, and no one feels the same way.
Sixteen, sometimes ask yourself where you are going, ask countless times, and finally tell yourself not to be stupid.
Pick up a strange wine glass, smoke a disgusting cigarette, shed familiar tears and say to yourself, asshole! Son of a bitch. Then laugh at yourself, lie in the happy snow of others, look at the moon and tell yourself, don't be silly, some people are not worth it, see how happy others are, how warm the photos are, don't be silly, don't be impulsive, let her go, for yourself, for parents and for the future.
Eighteen, keep telling yourself, don't be silly, don't flatter yourself, hahahahahahaha.
Nineteen, I can only tell myself, don't be silly, love this job to support you. After all, you only have one job.
Twenty, sometimes it seems to tell myself, don't be silly, you can't marry love.
Tell yourself not to be stupid every day. There is no such person in the world. He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
22. When I let down my guard, took off my armor, put my heart on my heart and decided to be a soft woman, reality always gave me a loud slap in the face and said loudly: Idiot, you are forced! Then, I silently picked up my guard, put on my armor, slowly found my heart, continued to be a strong woman, and told myself: Don't be silly, idiot, no one loves you!
Twenty-three, you give me a little smile, I want to show off as a baby, and tell myself for the last time not to be silly, okay? After all, you are the same to everyone. Hehe, good night, go to sleep.
Twenty-four, feeling is not important. Keep what you can't keep forever. Always tell yourself not to be silly, she doesn't love herself, don't be an actress to design such a plot, and don't fantasize about what to do with her in the future. She won't come back, live her own life and stay quietly for a year and a half. She doesn't want to wait. She doesn't like it. Forget it. Don't believe in yourself. Forget it.
Twenty-five, when you want to cry, hold your head up and hold your chest! Don't let the tears tell yourself: Don't be silly, no one will care about you, and it will only be regarded as a joke.
Twenty-six years old, a long time. If you don't appear in your dream for a long time, you can forget it without reminding. They said it wasn't deep enough, or they wouldn't forget it. Life is trivial. . How's it going? From that cruel moment on, tell yourself that I can't stand it anymore. However, I still hope for harmony in my heart. Don't be silly. Some people cannot be changed. Keep moving.
Twenty-seven, some people can not love, but can not forget. Tell yourself that you must get through this period, bid farewell to the past, and don't be silly. Always tell yourself, don't be too serious. If you are serious, you will lose, but you can't do it yourself. Every time I hear your voice, I feel that the whole world is good. From now on, I will try to forget, and I won't look back this time. Wish you all the best.
Sometimes I really want to cry and tell myself not to be stupid, but my stubbornness tells me that I can't do this, because you have to live happily, even if it is fake, you have to pretend.
Twenty-nine, tell yourself not to be silly, you like me just because it is novel, and now it is even more disgusting, so the child should stop bothering him and return to the original point!
30. Everyone around me once told me that you were scum, but I never believed that you were that kind of person. Only when I wake up a little and understand, will I tell myself, don't be silly, I was wrong before, and you are not worthy of my trust and waiting!
3 1. Despise yourself. It's an exaggeration to powder two little brothers at an early age ~ Tell yourself, don't be silly, it's just a performance ~ But I still can't help it, I just feel happy to see them ~ I just can't help but believe what I see ~
32. From then on, I was also a storyteller. I'm not good at drinking, but every glass of wine is full of stories. This is a story that I will never forget. My story still sums up one sentence: I must be kind to girls, and then good girls will tell me not to be stupid. That's right.
Time to wake up. Don't be silly.
So far, do you really think that your husband likes your natural beauty and chubby? Don't be silly. Don't let others use you as a tool for giving birth, my friend. You should wake up and have a look.
Time to wake up. Don't be silly.
First, there is no perfect person, everyone will have defects. If he can't be sincere to you, then why be sincere to him? Don't be silly, it's time to wake up.
Second, maybe I shouldn't be too attached to some meaningless friendships and people who don't know how to cherish me. Why do I care so much and feel uncomfortable all day? Can I still be a true friendship if every hot search discussion is black? Forget it. I am not stupid. Time to wake up.
For a person who doesn't have you in his heart, no matter how hard you try, it's just casting pearls before swine. What you say to him goes in one ear and out the other, and he never takes it to heart. All the promises have not been fulfilled, and you are the only one who keeps them in mind. Don't be silly. Time to wake up.
Fourth, what do you think? Smelly girl thinks too much. I guess it was a dream. Don't be silly. You think everyone will be so kind to you from beginning to end. Time to wake up. This feeling is enough once in a lifetime. You are too greedy, what a fool! Yes, I woke up from a dream!
Five, two people are very happy together at first, but after a long time, you find that the original true feelings are long gone, and you are still expecting that love to come back. Don't be silly, he has changed a long time ago. You should wake up. Maybe you're not fit at all. It was a mistake from the beginning, which made you lose yourself. Work hard and make yourself stronger!
6. Always look at the world and fairy tales from your own perspective. I was completely cheated. I'm still trying to convince myself that I was wrong. Don't be silly. Time to get up.
7. Don't be silly, girl. He doesn't like you at all. All the little sweetness you imagine is that there are many people around you who are in love. You just imagined it yourself. Stop dreaming and wake up.
Eight, very sad very sad! Why other people's wives are so high-quality, and why am I so sad! Some people encourage their husbands when they are in trouble. What about me? Irony! No matter how tolerant you are to her, you can't see shit! Don't be silly! It's time to wake up! You are nothing in the eyes of others!
Nine, in fact, many people will change, no matter who they are, their sisters will change slowly. No one will care about you and love you as before, and they will change. Don't be naive. Maybe they don't like you because of your grades. It is said that they will be interesting in the future. Now that your grades have dropped, your attitude will naturally change. Son, don't be silly, it's time to wake up!
Ten, life is, it takes two slaps to wake people up from their dreams. Don't be silly ~ it's time to wake up.
Eleven, it's time to end, it's time to wake up, no one in this world will care about you anymore, it's all over, and you will really be alone in the future, don't be silly, be strong.
Twelve, some things, I finally want to understand now! By the way, what does this have to do with us? This is quite profound! Now when you experience it yourself, it hurts your skin! Don't be silly. It's time to wake up and talk. Only when you are strong can you do a good job! Come on, Sao nian
Thirteen, everything changed after I left. In his eyes, the love I once longed for was as light as water. I can't forget it myself. I still fantasize. Go ahead, don't be silly. Time to wake up!
Don't be silly, girl. He is not the man he used to be. Don't deceive yourself with his previous feelings. He is still good to you. Time to wake up. Now you are just a familiar stranger to him. Don't be stingy with sending messages and other information. It will only make you feel sad. Let go of the past and let go of yourself. ......
Fifteen, this is not only an era of looking at the face, but also an era of looking at the figure. No matter how beautiful your facial features are and how good your conditions are, 24 lights will go out for you without mercy! Do you expect others to love you if you can't control your weight and don't love yourself? Don't be silly, you should wake up! Remember the thin net, meet the most beautiful self, and be a woman that all men want to hold.
16. I thought you would spoil me for life, love me well, and even give me what I want. It turns out that what I think is just what I think. Now we are the most familiar strangers! Don't be silly, hehe, more than 20 years are a waste of life! Gu Liang should wake up and work hard. If you don't work hard, no one can give you what you want!
In fact, you are not as important as you think. It doesn't matter if you are here alone, you have no money, you have to rely on your own efforts, and all your friends are not necessarily true friends. You have been sticking to your principles with your stupid pride. How naive you are. Don't be silly. It's time to wake up.
Eighteen, girl, don't be silly. He doesn't love you. Time to wake up! Don't miss him, wait for him, and don't go to see his circle of friends. Delete it! You are suitable for better people. _ This passage is for myself who is sad for love at this time and the strange friend who saw this passage.
If you were Mu Nianci, would you always love Yang Kang? Great youth is spent in waiting, anxiety and worry, and always lives in fantasy: let's start over! Gee ~ I think most women will say: don't be silly! It's like Liu telling ZhangJike that it's time for you to wake up, wake up.
Only one person's parents are really good to you in this life. Don't be silly. Imagine how important you are to others. In fact, you shouldn't wake up. Only in this way will you know your place in others' hearts. Maybe one day you leave, and he won't even ask you where you are going. Don't get your hopes up. This is what you will do in your life. You want to live a wronged life. Please accept your fate.
Twenty-one, maybe you shouldn't be so self-righteous and opinionated. It's time to wake up, don't stand still, don't be silly, slim down and learn to hit your face.
Twenty-two, girl, don't be silly. Time to wake up. Never wronged yourself. There is nothing wrong with you, but you haven't found anyone who really understands you. My friends advised me not to make fun of my happiness. Leaving you is also a kind of happiness, and no one said that I must love you!
Twenty-three, every pain makes people completely awake. The saddest thing in this world is to overestimate your position in the hearts of others. You think he is your world, and you are the person he cares about most. Don't be silly, girl. It's time to wake up from a six-year dream. Once the most beautiful, be kind to yourself and return to the right path. ......
Twenty-four, the original heart hurts more and it doesn't hurt so much. You won't feel pain if you get used to it. Live for yourself in the future. It's time to see through. Every time you get hurt, you are yourself. Don't be silly. Time to wake up.
Twenty-five, I have been deceiving myself, and I will get better in the future, but one day I can't cheat. Don't be silly, it's time to wake up.
Twenty-six, I always feel sad in life! Too emotional, too persistent and too fragile, but my feelings will be stolen! Always remind yourself that it's time to get up. Don't be silly. Feelings that won't have results should be enough, but I can't help myself. Maybe I'm not completely injured! You go, I won't leave you. I am not important to you anymore. I will let you pursue what you want. Dear, I wish you success. I hope you go straight ahead and don't look back.
Give up, you know he won't love you anymore, well, he's giving up. Yes, I'm tired, too. It's been two years and seven months. It's time to get together and leave. He gave him what he wanted long ago, without waiting for you to ask for it, right? Time to wake up. Don't be silly, don't be sad. After all, it's not yours.
28. A man who no longer loves you is no longer worth keeping. Don't be silly. Time to wake up.
Twenty-nine, I knew it before, but I lied to myself that it wasn't like this. Until today, the rest of the things have been thrown away, hehe, don't be silly, it's time to wake up. In the eyes of my parents, I am just a vassal. I never listen to myself. I have to say it at least twice to hear it. I don't know if I listened. Every time I want to talk, my eyes are blank and I don't know what I'm thinking. What I said didn't even come into my ears. Just after asking what I just said, I shook my head and said I didn't hear it. Feel free to go through my locker, wallet, pocket and mobile phone. When I want to throw it, I never ask me. There is no privacy at all. I can't say anything heavier. If you want to say, just say that I raised it for nothing and how much you paid. Blame me me for the bad results, saying that I didn't advise you and didn't say anything. I wonder if you asked me. Or did I tell you? Did you listen? Every time I talk to you seriously, I promise you everything, and I will do what I should do the next day. What should I do? What else can I do? Forget it, forget it. I have a stomachache.
Thirty, many times the facts are often contrary to what you think, and everything is just your wishful thinking. Don't be silly, it's time to wake up, see the reality clearly and live a wonderful life for yourself.
Don't be silly. Make it clear to me.
Don't be silly. Make it clear to me.
(1) He won't only love the person around him all his life. Wake up! Don't be silly.
Wake up and don't forget to make your dream. Don't be silly. That's not the way you want to go.
(3) So much nonsense, so much helplessness? Who is he? Did you tell him? Does it help? Will people listen? Don't you sound tired? Don't be silly. Wake up.
(4) Nowadays, people who are kind to you, you are bored with others, and all kinds of faces are disgusted with others. People don't owe you anything, whether they are friends or friends. The more you treat people who are not good to you, the more you insist on your cold ass. You think you are familiar with others, but do others think so? Don't be silly, son. Wake up.
(5) Don't leave your mobile phone. Everyone in Weibo updates you and becomes beautiful and handsome. Are you full? Are you waiting for your beloved to learn to chat on mobile phone? Will you get married? Wake up, dear, and don't forget to make your dream. Don't be silly. That's not the way you want to go.
(6) I haven't seen the ex-girlfriend of the goddess I secretly love for a long time! I just saw it! None of my business! Ask for trouble! Useless thing! Anger is a sign of incompetence! Did you get a look at him? What a luxurious house others live in! Clothes are all famous brands! There is also a four-wheeled vehicle! What about you? What do you have? ! I have been in a daze all day! Everyone else is making progress? You're still going backwards! Did you succeed? Don't be silly! Wake up! Life goes on! Asshole! Forget it!
(7) Who knows your pain, your difficulties, your unhappiness, your efforts, etc. No one will know and understand, so don't be silly, wake up, you asked for it! You deserve it.
(8) When others are good to you, you desperately want to be good to others. In fact, when others just said it, you were stupidly regarded as someone else's joke. The rest is just perfunctory. Why take it seriously? In the end, the one who is most hurt is yourself, but you are still silly and persistent. You don't believe that others will do this to yourself. Wake up, don't be silly, it's time to grow up. Make yourself a hard body and tell yourself.
(9) Why is he still so stupid? He has gradually forgotten it, as if it had never happened. Why should I pay attention to his troubles? He made you make the same mistake again. Wake up, wake up, don't be silly.
In fact, you shouldn't trust anyone. Do you know who the other person is? You know what other people think? Wake up, don't be silly!
(1 1) Honey, didn't your grades hurt you enough? Are you comfortable sitting in the final examination room? Aren't you tired of making up your homework? Are you determined to work hard for three minutes at a time? Do you scold the top five brain-dead students? Are you used to it? Are you getting married? Wake up, honey, don't be silly. As long as you get good grades, your parents will like you. Whatever you do, you will support it. Once your grades are ignored, your parents will be unhappy when they see what you have done.
(12) Some things that you don't understand once and are stupid twice are mean more than three times! Got it! Got it! Always remind yourself not to be silly, wake up!
(13) Think it over every time! But reality always hits the face again and again! Maybe I really don't have that kind of life! Wake up! Don't be silly.
Who knows who laughed at what you did and laughed at yourself? Haha, the two idiots in it have long laughed at you for leaving worthless things in this world. Don't be silly, girl. Wake up.
(15) Dear, isn't the score enough to discourage you? Are you comfortable sitting in the final examination room? Aren't you tired of making up your homework? Are you determined to work hard for three minutes at a time? Do you scold the top five brain-dead students? Are you used to it? Do you keep your cell phone? Everyone in Weibo updates you and becomes beautiful and handsome. Are you full? Are you going to get married when you wait for the person you love? Wake up, dear, and don't forget to make your dream. Don't be silly. That's not the way you want to go.
In fact, she doesn't love me, but I lied to myself. Don't kid yourself. Please wake up! ! ! You are so loveless! Don't be silly.
(17) It's all me, funny, why. . . Everything is cut off! That's who I used to be. I want to slap myself and tell myself not to be stupid and be sober to both employers and employees! No one will care if you live or die. This is the world. Recognize clearly! Everything about the grey princess is false, and everything in the fairy tale is a lie! ! ! Remember, there is no second self in the world, so you don't have to create a good image for yourself, just live what you like!
Don't be silly. Wake up. No one in the world protects you, dotes on you and loves you.
(19) The routine is too deep and won the hearts of people all over the world. Simple? Wake up, don't be silly.
Don't be silly, what are you doing browsing in the space? For others, you just send a lot of junk information, which may block your reading. Wake up and delete QQ and space. You are a dispensable person!
The person you love is not in the mood to learn mobile phone chat. Will you get married? Wake up, dear, and don't forget to make your dream. Don't be silly.
(22) You always say that someone is not as good as you, but now he is better than the university you went to and likes the job you are looking for, but have you ever thought about why? You are naturally smarter than others, but others work harder than you. Do you think you can compare yourself with the constant efforts of others by doing nothing? Don't be silly. How long will it take you to say such a thing? What's more, even if you have such great talent and don't work hard, you are still a loser! Wake up!
(23) If a person doesn't even give you a chance to know TA, it means that TA is not interested in you at all. All the ideas in your heart can't be realized because people don't give you a chance at all, but it will make you feel romantic, so don't be silly, son. Wake up and think about what to do next. Well, good night.
(24) Woman, don't be silly, but any handsome man with a good family background will find that you wake up and find a person who is good to you for life.
Don't be silly, wake up. How can you have so much energy to be unhappy, pat hard in your heart and let everything go to zero in this loud noise?
(26) When you want a person to get his love, you will be desperate, ignoring his original identity, proving that you really love seriously and ignoring the confusion of being cheated! Wake up, okay? Obviously everything is too obvious, seeing is believing. Why do you want to get close to the people around him when you have seen him with your own eyes? Don't be silly, and don't be silly. Wake up! ! Alas! ! !
(27) Every time you make up your mind to fight hard for three minutes, is the heat really fake? Do you scold the top five brain-dead students? Are you used to it? Do you keep your cell phone? Everyone in Weibo updates you and becomes beautiful and handsome. Are you full? Waiting for the person you love, you are not in the mood to learn mobile phone chat? Will you get married? Wake up, dear, and don't forget to make your dream. Don't be silly. That's not the way you want to go.
(28) Isn't the score enough to discourage you? Are you comfortable in the final exam? Aren't you tired of making up your homework? Are you determined to work hard for three minutes at a time? Is the heat real? Everyone in Weibo updates you to be beautiful and handsome? Are you full? When you are waiting for the person you love, will you get married? Wake up, dear, and don't forget to make your dream. That's not the way you want to go. You can have nine classes and three evening lessons a day. You can write two refills and make at least three sets of papers a day.
Don't be silly, wake up, because you always waste time on things you regret not getting.
(30) Some things have to be overcome by yourself! Stop being extravagant and wake up! Don't be silly! Forget it! Forget it!
Pay too much, but you will be disappointed. Don't be silly, my friend! Wake up!
I think I should wake up and stop thinking about love. Have you forgotten how badly you were cheated? Do you want to do it again? Don't you remember that when you were cheated before, you thought he really loved you? Don't be silly, come out and don't go back to that tormented place. Only you won't lie to you. You're not fit for love. Forget it and be alone. ...
Learn to control your emotions, grasp your own destiny, and don't start blindly. You have seen it clearly, haven't you? Why do you still believe him? Don't be silly. Wake up. No matter how much you like him, you should wake up and don't let me laugh at you today.
Hehe, don't be silly, I don't care.
1, don't always think about others, you really don't deserve them.
2, don't always look at the dynamics of others, even if you are tired, people will not pay attention.
Don't always think about others, even if you pay more, people won't cry.
Don't always pay attention to others, they don't know what else they take you for.
5, don't pester others, people will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.
6, don't hate others, you have nothing to let others aftertaste, even if you are fragmented.
7. Don't hurt yourself when you are unhappy, and punish others for their mistakes.
8. Don't always overestimate your position in other people's minds. See how helpless you are when you know the truth.
9, don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.
10, don't always look at what's wrong with others, just ask them why they have changed. They will think you don't deserve it, and they will always ask, who do you think you are?
1 1, don't be infatuated with others until you are exhausted. I don't know how many tears I shed when I regretted it.
12, don't always worry about others, they won't be happy for you.
13, don't fantasize about others all day, others will definitely feel sick when they know.
14, don't patronize other people's space all the time, I don't know what kind of state makes you unable to sleep.
15, don't always want to talk to others. A word from others always makes you memorable, but it goes in one ear and out the other. In people's eyes, we are just playing with each other. If we are happy, we will be kicked aside and we will be angry! !
16, don't always underestimate yourself. People are more "noble" and we are more "humble". Finally, we don't know who doesn't deserve it!
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