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Can you tell a few Go jokes?

It is said that Nie Qisheng and Cao Zhilin passed through Wuhan to participate in the Southwest Weiqi Competition. The generous Peng warmly entertained them. Three people drank a bottle of Hubei famous wine Daohuaxiang, and Cao proposed to open another bottle. Game boast! Whoever loses will be punished, Peng; Nie agreed, and three people blew and drank!

Peng first spoke: Nie Sheng, you are a hero in the ring. I absolutely admire you, but none of the professionals in Hubei are satisfied! I win more than four paragraphs and lose less than four paragraphs (including four paragraphs) and give way, hehe! Say that finish fierce kill a glass of wine, tore off the chicken leg crazy chew.

Cao Zhilin hey hey said with a smile, everyone said that I was the first mouth on TV in Shanghai, but no one knew that I had another skill. I can finish writing a China version of Chess Soul in three days. It is more sensational and famous than the Japanese "Chess Soul".

Nie Qisheng was a little impatient, sipped his wine and shouted, What is this? When I went to Japan to participate in the competition, the Japanese side arranged for me to live in the room where Xiuzi celebrities once lived. There is a chess manual played by Xiuzi and chess on the table. On the wall, there is a portrait of a beautiful celebrity. I played a game with Xiuzai's celebrities through time and space according to the chess book. Xiuzai came out of the portrait, sat down and fought with me for ten sets. I was beaten by my second son, haha! Nie Sheng said, pulling the small hand of the beautiful waiter around him and asking, whose cowhide is blown up? !

The waiter gave Nie Sheng a good look and said, Of course, Nie Sheng is the best! Let all the dead work!

Postscript: I didn't expect the waiter to be Kitty Tse's sister-in-law, who knows a little about Go. It got around. Weiqi Tiandi is also listed.

A week later; Gong Siduan sued Peng for libel! :)

A month later, Japanese chess fans sued Cao Zhilin for pirated Chess Soul.

Three months later, the Tokyo District Court of Japan issued a summons to the Chinese Chess Academy, and a Japanese chess fan accused Nie Sheng of hurting the honor of Japanese Go. The reply of Chinese Chess Academy is as follows:

1 Nie Qisheng is a chess saint in China and is not under the jurisdiction of the Japanese local court.

Nie Qisheng's drunken nonsense cannot be used as court evidence.

After all, Nie Qisheng did more than that: he made all the dead work! ! ! !