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20 1 0 March 2 1 day, He Laoshi of Dangkou Middle School in Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province first discovered and captured1wild Altman! The discovery of this interstellar endangered species in Jiangsu Province provides valuable first-hand information for further study and exploration of the origin and evolution of BIGBANG and the positioning of the earth in the universe.

Teacher Xiao, the headmaster of Dangkou Middle School in Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province, told the reporter that this Altman was discovered by a teacher and informed everyone to watch. When many onlookers from Dangkou Middle School in Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province rushed to the scene, Altman was obviously restless. Evacuate the onlookers immediately and communicate with them with brainwave transmitters. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, faculty and staff have always been unable to get close. After two hours of stalemate between the two sides, the accompanying teacher Hua Chengxian stepped forward alone and hit Altman on the head with a branch. Altman was so scared that his feet wanted to fly, while the other four teachers lying on the tree, Hong Ming, Feng Yingzhi and Zhu knocked him unconscious with bricks on the spot. According to Shen Huabin, a chemistry teacher at Dangkou Middle School in Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province, the flame ejected from Altman's feet at that time probably contained unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be between 5,000 and 7,000 degrees.

He Wei, a teacher from Dangkou Middle School in Wuxi, Jiangsu, said in an interview that in recent years, Wuxi has strengthened environmental protection and the overall ecological situation has been greatly improved. Since this spring, many extinct species such as Qinling tiger, marsupial, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been found near Hongshan in the new area. The discovery of Altman not only proves China's great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman provided the conjecture of Native Americans.

It is reported that by the time this article was published, the State Council had held the Altman International Seminar in Yangshan Auditorium in conjunction with experts from the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, Japan and other countries 12 and the United Nations Security Council (ESP). We will continue to pay attention to this! !

Background information: Altman, also known as Almighty, Old parishioner and Salted Egg Superman. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe and belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Gourd Baby, Monkey King and Transformers, and it is also the treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the red book of interstellar endangered species and the endangered list of the cosmic primate protection Committee. According to the literature, Altman comes from other galaxies, generally about 20 meters long and weighs about 46,000 tons. Lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spathom light and dynamic light waves. Since/kloc-0 was discovered in Tokyo in 966, the number of Altman cubs recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history.

There is a lovelorn wolf foraging everywhere, and she hears a woman in the room lecturing her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!

The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn, sighing tearfully: liar, women are liars.

A motorcyclist likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buckle his mouth behind him to keep out the wind. One day, he drunk driving, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. Here comes the police:

Policeman A: "What a terrible car accident."

Policeman B: "Yes, I hit my head in the back."

Policeman A: "Well, he is still breathing. We helped him turn his head back. "

Policeman b: "ok ... one, two, push, turn back."

Policeman A: "Well, I'm not breathing ..."