March 8 women's day joke

Humorous jokes about women's day on March 8

Release date: 20 16-03-07 Editor: 1035 mobile version.

Women's Day is coming. Yjbys Bian Xiao collected a joke about Women's Day for everyone. I hope you like it, and I wish all female friends a happy holiday!

1, Women's Day on March 8, what do you want a man whose birthday is on March 8 to do and how to spend it? ~

2. Warn the leftover women that boys are like meals in university canteens. Although they don't like it, but ...!

3. Ladies and gentlemen, this moment is your real holiday. According to Article 236 of the Criminal Law, the so-called women refer to underage women and adult women under the age of 14. So, dear friends, accept the cruel reality, today is your holiday!

On March 8th, boys were encouraged to give girls a day off on their hard disks.

5, get up in the morning, my daughter ran over and said: Dad, happy holidays! I was startled: you little girl, what the hell? The daughter said calmly, isn't today our festival? Father-daughter Festival! . . .

6. Just after Valentine's Day, it ushered in the sad reminder of Women's Day. It means that he turned you into a woman on Valentine's Day … April Fool's Day after Women's Day, that is, after you became a woman, you found yourself cheated … April Fool's Day after Labor Day, that is, it was too late to find yourself cheated, so you had to be a cow and a horse for him … After Labor Day, it was Children's Day … Shit! Give him a baby!

7, 3.7 Girls' Day, 3.8 Women's Day, 3.9 Fuyanjie.

Our country is monogamous, so I have to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend!

9. Women are the general term for adult women. Not only refers to married women, young women above 18 can also be called women, girls below 18, young girls below 14, and children under 7 years old. The evidence was chiseled out, but you self-righteous little girls can't get through it, can you?

Funny and humorous short messages on March 8 Women's Day.

1, the annual March 8th Festival, let those work and trivial things go to hell, heroine, it's time to rest today, I have something to undertake.

2. Time flies, but it's time to be helpless. Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women all over the country have a day off and men all over the country work overtime for one day. Let me give you a happy March 8th!

3, the annual spring breeze is warm and cold, and the old dreams are always in the old circle, the March 8 th exhibition, and Kyushu is full of spring. How I long for you in my dreams. A gentle woman can awaken a numb and sleeping palace. It will be my greatest honor to be your slave for one day and serve you wholeheartedly!

In this woman's day, I have always wanted to tell you that I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

5. Give you a thousand roses to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

6. It's March 8th again. I'll give you ten catties of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Sister Cui Hua.

7, send you 38 flowers, I wish you smart and beautiful; Send you 38 clouds, I wish you happiness and endless happiness! Girls' Day sends infinite blessings and care. May you smile like a flower!

8. There is music from the fountain of life in your laughter. The gentleness of a woman is the root of all female beauty. A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth.

9. Today is March 8th. You know, I've been thinking about what gift to give you all day, and finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I'll give you a new cutting board, which is really disgraceful in our family!

10, Women's Day is coming. I send you a poison pill, which contains happiness, beauty, peace, health and happiness. May my poison pill poison you forever and ever!

1 1. Attention, male compatriots! The arrival of Women's Day means that the cosmetics industry will have a holiday, the clothing industry will have a holiday, and the catering industry will also have a holiday. Your wallet is likely to be robbed!