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The content of Wonders of the World is not less than 200 words.

1, brush plum blossom

Tells the legendary story of a painter. This person has a very high skill and is nicknamed Brush Li. If he draws you a room, don't put it in the room. Sitting alone will be as beautiful as ascending to heaven.

The most amazing thing is that he always wears a black suit when he brushes the pulp, and there is never a little white spot on his body after finishing the work. Do not believe! He also made a rule for himself that as long as there are white spots on his body, white brushes don't cost money. "

Such a confident and capable person was regarded as a "flaw" by disciple Cao when painting the wall-a white spot the size of a soybean appeared on his trousers. The novel tries to write the apprentices' panic, afraid of the master's embarrassment, afraid to say or read, but can't help but glance at it.

The master calmly asked his disciples to come and watch "Brush Li gently lifted his trousers with his fingers, and the white spots disappeared immediately. Once he let go, the white spots appeared again". It turned out to be a small hole that I accidentally burned when I was smoking just now.

2. Clay figurine Zhang

I wrote about a small conflict in Tianqingge: Hai Zhangwu, a salt merchant with deep pockets, joked about clay figurine Zhang, saying that he was pinching clay figurines in pants stalls. Clay figurine Zhang didn't strike back. His left hand reached under the table, dug out a piece of mud from the sole and rubbed it quickly. Then his hand stopped. It turned out that Hai Zhangwu's head was pinched and thrown on the table.

The next day, several grocery stalls in Appraisal Street outside the North Gate were all clay sculptures of Hai Zhangwu, and there was a white note next to them-selling Hai Zhangwu cheaply. Hai Zhangwu had to spend a lot of money to buy all the molds and clay figurines to quell the joke.

3. In Su Qi Kuai, a legendary osteopath is told. His osteopathic skills are more like magic than treating diseases. "Touch your fingers and poke the meat through your skin. What is going on inside, you immediately shine at the moment. Suddenly, two hands raced to pounce on a Bai Niao, roaring up and down like lightning. I only heard a click, and the patient didn't feel pain, and the broken bone was connected. "

He is a good doctor, but Dr. Su has a rule: whoever comes to see a doctor, rich or poor, must put seven taels of silver on the counter before he is willing to see a doctor, otherwise he will never pay attention. That's how Su Qikuai got his nickname.

In sharp contrast with him, Dr. Hua, a dentist, was indifferent to Zhang Si, a tricycle driver who broke his arm. Because the driver couldn't come up with seven pieces, Dr. Hua bypassed the back door and quietly gave Zhang Si seven pieces of silver.

Zhang Si's arm was pinched several times before it was connected. Dr. Su gave the medicine, and then he returned seven dollars to Dr. Hua, telling him that it was not that he had a bad heart, but that the rules could not be changed.

4. Blue eyes

Tells the story of an antique shop. Blue eyes are Jiang Tang's nickname. He works in Yu Chenggong antique shop in Guodian Street, which enables him to look at paintings and be good at identifying fake paintings. The nickname "blue eyes" comes from his short-sighted glasses. Thick lenses, You Lan. The key is that "he looks at the fake painting, his eyes are dull, and he really draws a blue light."

Blue Eye identified a painting named "Spring Color Map of Dadizi Lake" as an original and bought it for eighteen taels of gold. Just as he was having a good time, there was a rumor that the painting was a fake, and a man named Cui in Shenzhen Street had a real one at home. Master Dong, the successful boss, was also afraid. Blue Eye was invited to visit Cui's home.

Blue Eye went to Cui's home and found that he was wrong this time. He discussed with Boss Dong and bought the original Cui for 720 gold. When I got home, I found that the original was true and the one I just bought was fake. From then on, he got a serious illness, and he lay down and never got up again.

5. Dead birds

Dead bird is He Daotai's nickname. He has two abilities, serving the boss and serving the bird. Serving the boss is to kiss up and get angry; Serve birds because he knows birds like the back of his hand. Played with his little fat hands, and his hair was bright and lively.

But He Daotai ended up on a myna. This myna was given to him by Mr. Lin. It is extremely difficult to tame, but it is very imitative. It can remember all kinds of words that people usually say casually, such as "My wife itches" that He Daotai told her.

He Daotai was very proud of the bird, and one day he invited an adult Yulu to his home. When myna heard the word "Yulu", "suddenly its wings wobbled, followed by its whole body black hair, and its voice cried loudly and brightly,' Yulu that bastard! At this point, He Daotai was in trouble. When He Daotai went to grab its cage, it flew out and landed on the tree, learning to curse' dead bird, dead bird' by He Daotai. "

Since then, He Daotai has had this nickname.

6. Barmaid

I wrote about a helpless old woman who spent 20 cents a day getting drunk. Wine girl has no name, ragged clothes, messy hair and dark face. She is a beggar. Needless to say, her life is very difficult.

Drinking is not a specialty, but Feng Jicai wrote about the drunken state of this wine girl, which is very fairy. Swinging up and down, slanting left and right, leisurely spinning music and pottery, as toxic as lotus leaves in the wind. When it rains, it will be a big umbrella that rotates slowly.' .

In fact, the focus of the novel is not on the wine girl. The beauty of her drunkenness contrasts sharply with the ugliness of the wine seller. "The boss is a traitor" is only four words that sum up the characteristics of Shoushan Street hotel owners. Everyone knows that he mixed water into the wine, but no one broke this layer.

When the boss's wife was pregnant, the boss's conscience found that the water was no longer mixed, and the tragedy happened. The wine girl didn't know, and a tragic thing happened at the crossroads that should have been sober. The boss began to doubt whether he was a good person or not.

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In the novel, there are some characters that writers want to affirm, such as writing brush Li, clay fighter Zhang, Zhang Dali and Goubuli. They have the craftsman spirit of the times and are capable people from all walks of life. Their emphasis on craftsmanship, persistence in career and seriousness in life are all worth learning by contemporary people.

There are still some mixed opinions in Wonders on Earth, such as Su Qikuai, who lacks the kindness of a doctor while rejuvenating; Blue eyes, golden eyes at the same time, lack of confidence.

Others are the targets of satirical criticism by writers, such as He Daotai, a dead bird, a hotel owner who mixed water into wine, and a sheep bar selling his mouth. In them, readers see the lack of conscience and morality. The writer wrote down his worries about the future of the country in a seemingly relaxed style.

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