Humorous character short sentences in hot weather

1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

Second, the weather is very hot, and a big pimple has grown on my face. This is the first time I have grown this hard, red and particularly painful thing, and it has withered.

There is not a cloud in the air, there is no wind in the hot sun overhead, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.

Fourth, you said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

5. Wan Li is clear and cloudless, and the sun bakes the ground very hot; A south wind blew, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, which made people feel suffocated. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips. Whenever in the afternoon, people always feel tired easily, just like just waking up, feeling groggy and unwilling to move. Even the birds in the Woods are resting in the trees with their mouths open, and they are too lazy to fly out for food. Jin Jingmai's Song of Ouyang Hai

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry that I will disappear. I was so hot in Guangzhou.

I thought the sky would grow for so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

Remember, people who use apples now say they have no pockets, and those with tattoos say they are hot.

Nine, the summer vacation is coming, I feel happy and the summer vacation is safe. When the weather is hot and the river is far away, don't try to be brave and try the depth; Internet cafes and karaoke bars are inaccessible, and teenagers are trapped everywhere; A person sits at home with the door locked, and the stranger doesn't answer; Leave a message when you go out with friends, don't let your family worry; Exercise and entertainment should be moderate, and fatigue should not hurt your health. Have a happy summer vacation and have a good day!

In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid of the sun burning their wings.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

12. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

Thirteen, I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

Fourteen, I miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man!

If you wake up in the heat at night, don't forget to quilt your roommate.

Sixteen, two strangers smiled at each other and got to know each other.

17. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

Eighteen, don't wrestle when you go out, it's easy to burn.

Nineteen, heat: extremely hot. The blazing sun scorched the sand and stones on the ground.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Twenty-one, the scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain are bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

Twenty-two, the weather is so hot, it's over thirty degrees, and I'm so upset.

Twenty-three, grass reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers were steamed high in the sky by a red sun, and the air was filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

Twenty-four, in summer, the poisonous hot sunshine erodes the unhealed wounds.

Twenty-five, two short messages are really rare, three sentences and four sentences are just right, ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy, and more will become trouble. This short message is just right, and three greetings are put together: autumn leaves fall, good health, wonderful health!

Twenty-six, all the beggars who are kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be sick have left.

27. If I love him with losing you as a bargaining chip, I'd rather stay alone and play the fool.

28. In summer, we will eventually die of heat!

Twenty-nine, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.

Talking about hot weather. Talk about the recent hot weather.

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

Thirty-two, early summer, pomegranate flowers gradually open, green leaves lined with safflower, beautiful. Seen from a distance, it looks like a blazing fire and a red sunset rising at dusk.

In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

When I went out shopping, I saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

Thirty-five, two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

Thirty-six, damn it! It's hot today! Peeing on the main road, lifting your pants, and not even reading the watermark!

Talking about hot weather. Daquan means hot. Talk about mood.

38. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

39. I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

Forty, my sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

Forty-one, the high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying, let the storm come more violently!

Forty-two, steamed buns in the house, teppanyaki outside.

Humorous sentences about eating ice cream in hot weather

1. Work out together, chat together, eat ice cream together, lie to me, and then take my ice cream away, hahaha, it's all love when I think of it.

There is no "love that never breaks up" these days, only "ice cream" that never breaks up. . .

3. Life is not just about rape blossoms, but also about coke barbecue, ice cream and fruit parties.

You can't eat ice cream as fast as it melts.

What would you do if ice cream and lollipop fell into the water at the same time? I want to drink water.

I was too hot before eating ice cream, so I lost my temper. Let's talk about what to lose weight after eating ice cream tomorrow.

7. According to the expansion and contraction of materials, female students who love ice cream generally have small breasts, especially Princess Taiping.

8. In order to stay cute, try to eat more cute.

9. I just ate the first ice cream in summer.

10. The first time we ate ice cream, everyone laughed and licked a little.

1 1. I grabbed the ice cream and couldn't wait to open the lid. Suddenly, a cool smell came to my nose. I picked up the spoon and took a bite. A cool feeling is refreshing. Ah! Delicious, I can't help but admire.

12. Can eating ice cream while drinking cough medicine be regarded as my youth?

13. Give me a TFBOYS package. Ok, just a moment, please. This is your "ice cream, fried dough sticks, Ciba".

14. Freedom and coolness are up to me.

15. Ice cream is the best representative of summer.

16. It's my lover, and I can't change it with sweet ice cream and chocolate.

17. It was hot and thirsty, and it was done in one summer (below).

18. [I am not afraid of selling out my favorite ice cream, and I am not afraid of being hurt. I'm afraid you gave your hug and shoulder to someone else. ]

19. Eating too much ice cream makes me more and more cute. It's not my fault.

20. Help yourself and have a cool clown ice cream in summer.

Talking about hot weather.

1, dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

3. The weather is sultry and irritable, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

4, the sun is like fire: describe the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called "scorching sun". Example: "The scorching sun burns people like fire".

5. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

6, the weather is so hot, if you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, otherwise it will be hot soon!

7. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

8, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

9. There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. In the hot sun overhead, all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

10, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

1 1. Look, here is another beautiful scenery. The fiery maple, which is always full of vitality, edifies me and encourages me with the same enthusiasm as fire. You see, the frost on it is as clean as jade, as white as silver, as light as smoke and as soft as catkins. It's really beautiful.

12. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

13, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool, one after another, dense, showing only their small heads.

14. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you cannot do without me.

15, I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

16, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

17, although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating.

18. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

19, the sky was overcast and thunder followed. Dragonflies hover low, weeping willows remain. Rhubarb dog was lying in the shade of a tree, with red tongue, panting. The old man sat under the eaves and shook the cattail leaf fan vigorously, complaining, "I have lived for more than 60 years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a hot day."

20, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

2 1, I can't buy raw eggs.

22. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

24. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

25. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

26. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

28. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

29, this summer, is it going to heat me to death!

30. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

Humorous sentences describing hot weather are very interesting.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather:

It's too hot! I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home.

You see, it's really hot, and the fans in the kitchen are sweating.

I have seen hot things, but I have never seen a hot spot like yours. As hot as a drowned rat.

Everyone says it's hot today, but it's too cold.

05, so hot, cooked!

06, go! Take you to the boiler room to enjoy the cool!

07. It's so hot today that I'm sweating!

08. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

09. Once upon a time, a child came to Nanjing to study. He's so sexy.

10, now blowing an electric fan is like blowing a hair dryer.

1 1. Summer is coming, and a group of cicadas can't stand the heat. They are called B for a while and T for a while.

12, I hate this weather, my poor shoes! ! I just opened the door and took a step outside the house. Only one step. My shoes have melted. It was a close call. I am quick-witted, otherwise I would have seen an angel.

13, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun, hurry up!

14, the sun in the sky is like a big stove, baking the earth very hot, even the air is hot, and people sweat when they move.

15, the sunshine the size of a bowl, my heart is burning.

16, our place is a famous tourist attraction, and Gedat in the Arctic likes to travel here.

17, ah, I see heaven.

18, the weather is as hot as a stove.

19 This girl, dressed really cool, looks really lost. (this can only be considered as a trace of heat, but it is very funny. )

20. I am also an infatuated seed. As a result, the sun is too big, too hot and too crazy, and it is dead alive.

2 1. Why is it so cold today? I'm sweating all over,

22. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Wuhan. He died of heatstroke while lying in bed.

23. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

24. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

25, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

26. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

27. There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead.

28. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind.

29. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

On July 30th, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

3 1, in July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

32. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

33. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

35. The weather is unbearably hot. In the shadow of cactus, it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

36. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

37. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.

38. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water. There is no shady place on the street.

39. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

40. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

Humorous sentence 2 describing hot weather:

1. Last night Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, I have something to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot! I

2. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, a man will get hot once, while a long and safe girl will only get cold but not hot.

3. Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for someone is interested in seeing the constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

4. Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

5. There is a hot season in summer, a warm word is sweet, an old story is amazing, and there is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

6. When a person dies, this person is called hot.

7. The idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in a cold ice palm and suddenly freeze; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a fright!

8. It takes 1 month for a wild goose to fly to the south in autumn and 2 months to fly from the south to the north in summer. Do you know why? Because it is hot in summer, it has to fan the wind with one wing. Wish summer cool!

9. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, a little bit of coolness comes to me, a little bit of concern is accompanied by drizzle, a little bit of friendship is by my side, a short message is melodious, and every sentence is accompanied by blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

10, a childlike innocence, happy harvest; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

1 1. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. . Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. . .

12. On a hot summer day, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

13, headmaster, open the door, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door

14. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

15. Now I find that staying in my cool place is not swearing. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

16, summer is very hot, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

17, summer is the season of fruit. I will send you a basket of fruits: peace, orange fragrance, happiness, persimmon success, nuclear family happiness, and plum trouble!

18, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

19, I am your weather forecast. I send you cool when it's hot, and warm when it's cold. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

20. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.