Kangxi is here. What is the scale joke told by Lin Qiwei?

At the end of the vast desert, a man walked slowly with a female camel. When the sun shone, the man felt that he was almost burnt. So he took out the bottle and planned to drink all the water in it. But at first glance, there was only one mouthful of water left in the bottle. There is no water after drinking it. Although his mount is a ship in the desert, it is impossible not to drink a drop of water. So the hero reluctantly gave up what he wanted and gave the female camel half a mouthful of water, so he had to lick his chapped lips and move on.

People say it never rains but it pours. At this time, the most deadly thing came. The man who was already thirsty actually had sexual desire at this time. The scorching sun is unbearable and lonely, and our hero doesn't know how to vent. So he had to bring the female camel over and fight against her shyness with JJ. Unfortunately, after testing for a long time, the female camel was too high for him to get in, so he had to give up. But it made him more thirsty, so he took out his water bottle again, glanced at the remaining half saliva, licked his broken lips and walked on.

Just then, a helicopter suddenly fell from the sky, and a stunning beauty jumped off the helicopter, wearing a white coat and a short skirt, revealing deep cleavage and slender legs. I saw her running quickly, then kneeling in front of the man, begging him with begging eyes, "Please, give me the rest of the saliva." I'm already thirsty. You can let me do anything as long as you are willing to give me water to drink. "

The man immediately revealed the expression of * * and asked:

"Do you really want to do something?"

The woman nodded shyly.

"Take off all your clothes."

This was done by a woman. She blushed.

"Lie on it!"

The woman immediately lay flat on the undressed clothes.

So the hero got excited and immediately stepped on the heroine and dried the camel.