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My boyfriend and I broke up the other day, which was very painful. I really don't want to leave him. Who can pity me and help me make him change his mind?
Beijing, have I experienced a love after all?
Today is just an ordinary day in Beijing, but the high temperature is always annoying. I used to hate alcohol, maybe a little alcohol.
I really like it now. Only it can make me stop thinking about some things. I believe that people can control many things, but their hearts don't care.
I can't control it. ...
A very simple word, love, has been around for five thousand years, and no one can tell what she really is. Maybe every story is different, which can make this happen.
Write down a short story, and maybe the story will come to an end.
Beijing, Changping, a very common district, gathered people from all over the country, more of them young people, and left their hometown to come to Beijing.
You may have had many dreams before, but the reality will disappoint many people, so what you see every day is mostly vacant and lost eyes.
Looking for our own happiness, although many of us don't know each other, the same thing is that we all create our own lives and future with our own hands.
They are also used to parting. The departure of one person means the arrival of another, but the story that happened will be in everyone's heart.
A lifetime.
Our acquaintance is very dramatic. If I hadn't heard the helpless knock on the door that day, if I hadn't gone out, then two lives would have died.
The tracks will never cross, but there is no if.
When I couldn't open the door with my key, my first thought was that I would jump out of the window. Fortunately, we all live on the first floor, and we just met.
Yes, everyone is wary of each other. I told them to accompany me in the past, but as a result, she showed up voluntarily, and I can't remember.
When I first saw her feelings, I didn't look carefully, and I didn't think I would have any stories with her. I just want to open the door for them quickly, and it took a lot of effort.
It was difficult for me to open the window, so I asked her to jump in and open the door. As a result, she stepped on the stool as soon as she stood up, and I laughed at her at that time.
Said I stood on it for so long that the stool didn't break, but you stepped on it, and now the broken stool is still standing alone in front of the window, as if it were still.
When telling the story that happened yesterday, I was embarrassed to hold her on the windowsill. As a result, after I entered the room, the door still couldn't be opened, and I only had
I jumped in, but I couldn't open it for a long time. For some reason, we laughed face to face for a long time. It was dark in the room, so I couldn't see her watch clearly.
Love, just a smile, is not the whole country, nor the whole city, but it does capture the heart of a man who has been alone for three years and heard this cheerful laughter.
I forgot my homesickness and the feelings I had been sad about. At this moment, my heart is very happy. Later, many friends asked me, why are you?
Do not fall in love with her. I said that I had never seen a girl smile so happily. It is this kind of laughter that opens the door to my long-closed feelings.
I don't understand how the door was opened later. We haven't unscrewed it in it for a long time. I said I'd go back to our house first.
Do something. Hardly had I got home when they came in and said that the door had been opened. Later I asked her how you unscrewed it. She said it was strange when I just unscrewed it.
Back in the house, I settled down. Only one of my buddies, Warwick, was left in this room, and the other two had already gone home for the New Year, basically.
I told him about this girl all night. I have a great regret. I don't even know her name. Fortunately, their door won't open the next day.
Yes, after many twists and turns, I finally found out that she has a very boy's name: Philip Burkart ... After the door opened, she also came back from work. This is me.
I saw her for the last time before the Spring Festival. She is wearing a down jacket, so cute that I often think of this photo when I get home.
Winter in northeast Inner Mongolia is very cold. It's freezing. You can only stay indoors every day. Very boring. I can only remember what she brought me.
In the first few minutes, another important task was to call Warwick every day and ask all about Philip Burkart. She comes to see me every night.
Let's go to the room to play computer games. If one day she didn't go and didn't ask anything, she felt very lost. Philip Burkart also went home two days before the Spring Festival.
Although I got the mobile phone number, it's useless for her to go home, so I can't get in touch. Warwick didn't go home during the Spring Festival, and he often thanked me when he came back.
If I hadn't helped open the door, he might have spent the New Year alone. He said that he had a good time and spent it with the girl across the hall.
The food cooked by girls was delicious, but many girls cried on the evening of the 30th. Warwick didn't cry when he called, and we won't cry.
Although he didn't go home this year, he did meet the girl he liked, but he didn't start, and he also met a lovely sister.
Sister, she is my sister now.
At home, I met a junior high school classmate. At school, we talked together. My mother was annoyed to see me at home.
Go and have a look. I'm married and have children, and I'm happy to go. I didn't expect to persist for half an hour, and I was not together at all.
I was embarrassed to be interested in the topic, but they were really dull and happy, holding their children, and I wanted to get married at that time.
When we left, we all enthusiastically said that we should keep in touch often. Although we all have this desire, what can we say and think?
It's a little sad to think that our inseparable partner has become like this now, but I think we will remember it one night.
Our happy childhood, happy past, this life will belong to us, my dear friend, you will also remember it, right? Only when
Suddenly let us all grow up, that happy and carefree childhood can only be recalled.
On the eighth day of the first month, high school classmates got together, which was our agreement when we graduated. Most of our classmates are still in college, so we talk about everything together.
Speaking of what happened in high school, I feel very fresh, but I am not as happy as I was in high school. Emotionally, I graduated.
Everything is our immediate troubles, and more is our feelings during college. They are not very satisfied, everyone is mature. ....
In the evening, I went back to the hotel where we stayed together, chatted and played mahjong. Suddenly I remembered that Philip Burkart had returned to Beijing and asked her to come to our room.
I seem to have talked to her for a long time, but I can't remember what I said. Because I was drunk, I received a text message the next morning asking me to guess her.
who is it? He also gave me something to drink to sober me up. Otherwise, I thought it was my classmate, because others didn't know I was drinking.
Later, I saw that the number was from Beijing. At that time, I wondered if it could be Philip Burkart. She really cares about me. I was really happy at that moment.
March 1 day is coming, so I have no reason to stay at home for a few more days. My classmates have also boarded the train back to school one after another, and my ticket has been booked.
When I came down, I went to see my classmates off every day, and the feeling of parting was not a problem. I don't know when, when we will meet again, remember that I will come back soon.
When I arrived in Beijing, I felt excited, which was completely different from what I felt before, because I was looking forward to seeing Philip Burkart and what would happen to us.
But I'm glad to see her.
On the evening of my arrival in Beijing, I asked Huawei to accompany me and Philip Burkart to eat hot pot. I didn't say much. After all, nobody did at first.
Sorry, she only drinks a little wine. I'm afraid she will drink too much. Later, I learned that I can't drink both, but this time.
We all know each other. I asked her to climb Mangshan Mountain during the holiday, and she agreed happily. I have been looking forward to this day.
Finally, we can take her to climb the mountain, which is close to where we live. We are all in a good mood, and the snow in Beijing is still there.
Not completely melted, talking and laughing together, she is most willing to give me a brain teaser, maybe she usually works with children, okay.
She stumped me several times. Climbing the mountain is the happiest thing for us together. We climbed to the top of the mountain together and sat on the wall of the top. That day was my feeling.
I think this is the best day in Beijing, with mild sunshine and cool wind. The first time I held her hand, she gave me a question when I went down the mountain.
If she didn't answer, she said savagely, if she couldn't answer, she promised her three things, so I agreed willingly and agreed to be a pawn.
At that time, I remembered a happy man named Zhang Wuji. The third thing Zhao Min asked him to do was to paint her eyebrows all her life. I didn't know at the time.
Far will let me do some things, just think this feeling is happiness, but so far, she has not let me do these three things, maybe it is meaningless.
Righteousness, maybe God is stingy, and what makes you happy is so short.
In the days to come, life is relatively dull. I'm busy opening a graphic design shop. The name of the store is named after Philip Burkart, and the logo and pattern are all.
This is designed. Because of limited funds, the budget for buying a house and looking for a house is definitely annoying, but Philip Burkart will come with me every day no matter how late.
Give me a massage when I am tired. Every night we are very happy, but this happiness makes me forget whether this relationship will have a future.
The second time I asked Philip Burkart if I said you liked me, she said, what do you think? I said I don't know. Because we haven't kissed yet, every time she kisses.
I will avoid it. She said why we must say it. We all don't know what will happen in the future. Sometimes we think she is too naive, for our own wishes.
I don't think about anything, saying that I want to take the nursing qualification exam, but I don't want to learn, so I often say that she is too young to mature her, and so on.
And she knows what I'm busy with, and she doesn't really ask and care every day. When everything is almost ready, I'll let Warwick arrive.
Graphic design should be practiced at home, so that he will go out early and come back late every day, but when Philip Burkart comes, he will go to the living room to sleep on the sofa, which is too small to sleep every day.
Hou was uncomfortable, but Warwick never complained to me. I told Philip Burkart not to come over these days, or Warwick would not sleep well at night. she
I quite understood it at that time. If there is a curse because of this incident, it is really that I am paying attention to my career and ignoring her.
If you don't meet at night, you will definitely not meet during the day. We haven't seen each other for a long time, and sometimes she sends me messages because she doesn't have time to reply.
By the way, maybe I was careless, because I really didn't think it would hurt her at that time, so that now she tells her friends.
This indifference to me is for revenge. My sister told me that if this is the case, revenge on me will not be called feelings. so I ... ...
I've been wondering from beginning to end whether she ever had feelings for me.
Fortunately, this time has finally passed and I have time again. I saw a girl's dress in the street that day and immediately thought of it.
When I bought it for Philip Burkart, I still had a pair of glasses, which seemed more suitable for her, but what I didn't expect was that I came over at night and told her about me.
I thought she would be happy with the gift I bought her, but she resolutely refused, which made me embarrassed and angry for several days.
Ignore her. After a few days, she may feel that something is wrong. She came to me to try on clothes, but she still refused. I don't know if it is.
She didn't like these clothes and said nothing. I threw them into the trash can in a rage. Later, my sister told me that she confiscated it.
I bought your things because she doesn't think of you as a boyfriend. But I was really stupid and didn't think of it. A week later, I
The children finally reconciled. She gave me her reasons, which sounded reasonable to me. There are three days off on May Day, and she is the only one at home during the day.
The first intimate contact with a woman is unforgettable for me. Although it is the first time in my room, I am in a hurry, and so is she.
I don't remember that time because I didn't cooperate, but I was nervous and scared. But these three days are different. We all give each other happiness and try our best.
Love kissing, although kissing has no technical content, but I can't help but think of the feeling of kissing and her soft body, as well as that kind of intimacy.
Anyway, I remember once after I was lying in her bed, she called one of her sisters and told me that I was her boyfriend.
That was the first time she admitted that I was her boyfriend. The sweet feeling at that time was indescribable.
After the holiday in May, our relationship became closer. We are all busy with work, but we do spend a lot of time together. I remember one time because we were in trouble.
Philip Burkart also accompanied me to drink. She drank all the wine I drank. She likes eating jiaozi very much. Every time she eats, she goes to a restaurant called Auntie.
Jiaozi ",delicious and affordable, I remember telling her that there was a snail food stall in Changping in summer, which was delicious. Once she came to the door very late.
Brought me a snail when I came back. At that time, I just said it casually, and she did remember it, which moved me very much. Every time I talk, she just
Be naughty with me like a child. Every time I see her, I feel extremely distressed. ......
But things change too late to think, and everything changes too fast to understand. I think we seem to have lost weight.
Far away, texting her didn't reply to me very much, which made me forget the reason. One day, she went online outside and said that she would go back to take a nursing exam.
Certificate, and then I know what's going on. I wonder if she is indifferent to me because she wants to go back, and she is not sure when she will come back.
But her character is to say nothing. She went online again that night. Let me check the exam time. Actually, I just found out now.
The exam she said was nothing at all, but this time she decided to break up with me and came up with this idea.
Because she hates exams, and she said she had signed up but didn't know the time, which obviously doesn't make sense. It was afternoon 12, and I was there.
Waiting for her at the intersection, I brought her a small toy, but what I really didn't expect was that when she came back, she saw me standing there and didn't call me.
I called their dormitory and gave me the cold shoulder when I came out. I asked her if she had seen me, and she said yes. I said why didn't you call me?
? She said she didn't know what I was doing there, and even fools knew what I could do there at this late hour. She said that she would go back to the exam soon.
I asked her the specific time, but she didn't say. I said I was free these days, and I wanted to visit your house. When she heard this, she became very angry.
I hugged her and asked her if she liked me. After asking several times, she said, no, I lost my temper and threw away the little toy.
I went back, and it was this incident that led to the present result. I didn't answer my phone or return my text messages. I made a lot of efforts to no avail.
Every time I call, one of her friends answers. I feel her friends are bored. I think I'm really a little shameless, but
There is nothing I can do about it. I'm just separated by a wall, but I'm far away. Only then did I know how much I cared about her, but
She is so rude. May 29th is my birthday. That day, I finally got over it and wrote her a letter, which means
I agreed to end this relationship with her. When I finished writing this letter, I felt a few tears. I admire myself for crying.
I didn't live up to expectations, but unfortunately I ended a relationship in a few days. There is still a chance to save it, but she can't see it.
What-what should I do? I finally thought of a way to go to their company and say that I want to do eye care, of course, I have to come to the door, and that's all.
Philip Burkart called so that I could meet her and know what happened between us. In order to hide my purpose, I specially called two people in the room.
With my buddy as the cover, things still achieved my goal, but what happened later was unpredictable.
Monday was our appointed time, but it wasn't her who came that day. I didn't know she was going to be transferred to the city until I asked, and everything was packed.
Okay, but I just won't send it. Unexpectedly, she signed up for a computer class in Changping, and their boss wanted to transfer her to the city. She's different.
I quit my job and rented a house near where I lived, trying not to let me know where she lived. I know that after she studied computer, she also.
I am very happy and want to help her prepare some study materials, but she is very reluctant to accept my help. What puzzles me very much is that she would rather run around.
It's a long way back to where she lives, and she doesn't take the road in front of our door. This made me particularly sad at that time. No matter what I did, I couldn't make her smile.
Rong, I feel it's over, but I still can't let go. She makes it hard for me to give up because she is kind.
My girl gives me the feeling that she is a good girl and has never done anything that really hurts me. Being with me gives me a lot of happiness, so
I hate to go. ...
But when I heard that her computer was used to find her engaged boyfriend, I was able to quiet inside, maybe I was numb. now
She makes herself look very mature. This is just a cover-up. Warwick said she made herself look like a big mammy. We all miss wearing feathers last winter.
Fu Rong showed an innocent smile, and there was a girl with small tiger teeth, but the road she had traveled could not go back, only midnight sigh and affection.
Regret.
Because of this, I made some friends, and they are all very kind. First of all, I would like to thank my sister Lin, who has a northeast personality, but I can't drink. I hope so.
Sister Wang Lin should not be disappointed in this matter because she chose the wrong thing. The greatest advantage of a woman is sincerity and kindness, which is what you have.
I think you will meet a good man. No matter where you are, I will bless you!
And sincere and lovely cocoa. You have wisdom different from your age. It's really nice to meet you. Don't be inferior to your present job.
I'm worried about it. I must love it in any job. I believe that if every child's eyesight gets better, you will be very happy, right? You will also feel that doing this job.
Very honored! In fact, people can't just believe in fate. If you care about him, you should contact him more. People are like this. People who are far away will be slow.
Become strange, I don't want you to feel sorry for not working hard all your life!
And Kou, you are really a good friend, but everything you say is for my own good. I can feel it, and I hope you can be happy every day.
You're right, you'll have a lot less trouble alone.
I don't want to talk about Warwick and Lao Zhang. After writing this, I won't force you to drink with me. Lao Zhang, although I have been hitting you and Xiaoyu.
Because I can't believe the real relationship, let alone the online one, but I believe there will be miracles, only miracles, and I really don't want to.
You are in too deep. Trauma is easier than internal injuries. I really don't want to see the day when you get hurt. I don't want to say anything else about Warwick. Work hard, now.
It's right not to consider women. You said I was full now. I think about this problem. Haha, that makes sense.
Philip Burkart is the person who wants to say goodbye most. If you decide that your boyfriend at home is the one you choose to go for life, you should take her seriously.
Learn more computer knowledge here and stay away from people you don't need to know. Even if your friends say you are playing me, it is right to do so now.
In retaliation for my indifference to you, it doesn't matter. I only believe that you are serious about me when we are together, otherwise you won't.
Take that Mongolian knife. As I said, it is the representative of our local sacred love. Those who indulge in love will get what they deserve. I hope you can live in the future.
I will be happy. No matter how the world changes, I think the most important thing is my choice. Philip Burkart shouldn't pay too much money for that useless whistle.
Jin Wu can't be with you all the time in the future. I hope you have a good trip!
You didn't wake up until the moment you turned away.
It takes courage to know that I impose my world on you.
How do you treat your inner feelings?
You haven't mentioned it to me yet.
I am talking to myself. Simple idea.
In your opinion, this is a joke.
So I'm sad.
Although your fragrance is still in your hands.
If you don't know how much I drank that day,
You have no idea how beautiful you really are.
I won't believe the first time I met you.
Love you so simple.
But I believe my inner feelings.
It came so quickly, so directly.
Even though my heart is wild
Unable to put out the fire
I still believe that God brought you and me together.
If you can't smell the perfume left on your hands,
I will never toss and turn again.
Just thinking about your beauty.
Smell your fragrance.
Struggle in the desire of ice and fire
If God hadn't let fate play tricks on me,
It won't hurt so much to think of you.
Forget about you.
I should forget you.
This is the best punishment for impulse!
Bless the world with lovers!
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