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This afternoon, all our students in grades 2 to 6 carried out weeding work.
Our task is to pull out the grass in the open space in front of the north building. There are only a dozen small trees in this open space, and the rest are all weeds. But the students were very happy when they saw this overgrown wasteland. Because compared to the piece of grass we were responsible for yesterday, there are not many tasks today.
Start pulling weeds. Some students behaved very crazy, like evil waves, grabbing handfuls here and there, which is terrible to say the least; some were playing while pulling, and it took a few minutes to pull out a blade of grass. Huh? Why is there still a sickle in hand? That must be for pulling weeds. "Come and 'invest'!" The "grass collector" is here! I saw the students put all the grass they pulled into the "package" of the "grass collector", and some even said: "This is the 'Millennium Ginseng'! I will give it to you for free." "Grass collector" " Then he carried his own "package" and dumped the "treasures" into the trash can, and then went on to collect the grass. This scene is really lively.
After a while, the grass was pulled out. Looking at the clean ground, although the students' hands were stained with dirt, everyone was very happy.
Today is a sunny day. My father took my sister and me to play in Jiujiang Park.
I got on the bus and came to Qiaotou, where there were flowers, plants and trees. Clusters of green leaves set off various flowers of various colors. When we come to the bridge, the bridge is like a long dragon lying on the river. Many cars are driving quickly on the bridge.
When we came to the park, the scenery in the park was picturesque and intoxicating. In the spacious fountain, the blue waves were rippling, and the beautiful small stone bridge led directly to the small pavilion in the lake. Sometimes there were people playing chess in the small pavilion.
When we came to the lake, our father rented an electric boat for us. Our boat floated on the lake like a log. I put my hand into the water and felt refreshed all over my body. My sister also felt refreshed. Playful splashing in the water. I held the rudder in my hand, and the boat was like a pony in my hands. It jumped briskly and docilely from the top of the shining waves and took off for the first time. Suddenly there was a sudden brake, It turned out that the boat was entangled in the fishing net. Dad hurriedly changed the forward gear of the boat into the reverse gear, and then gently rocked the boat from side to side. After a while, the boat finally escaped from the net. It was time for us to rent the boat.
We continued to play and came to the trampoline. There were many children jumping up and down excitedly, as lively as little monkeys. I was attracted, and I immediately climbed up with my sister and started playing with them. I jumped up and down like a happy little white rabbit. I met many new friends there. Together we crawled around in the palace-like house, rode tigers, elephants, and horses, and played Over the seesaw. We have played with everything in it.
Time passed so fast, it was afternoon in the blink of an eye, and we reluctantly went home.
One day, I was holding an extracurricular book and reading it with relish.
Suddenly, my mother asked me loudly: "Honghong, what book are you reading? Is it Chinese "One Practice for Each Lesson" or Mathematics "Synchronous Practice"?" After saying that, she came over again, and suddenly , she shouted as if she had discovered a new world: "Why are you reading this kind of book? Let this kind of book disappear quickly, or I will let it break into pieces!" I know my mother's temper, she dares to do so for. But I still begged my mother: "Mom, this is not an ordinary book, it is "Childhood" written by Gorky. Besides, I borrowed this book from a classmate, so you can't mess with it." "I don't care about you, Gorky, Gorky. The exam is coming soon. You don’t read the synchronized exercises and practice each lesson, but you read this kind of book.” After that, you came to grab my book again. I quickly picked up the book and ran upstairs. It was not until I hid the book that I came downstairs with confidence to receive my mother's education...
Mom, I really want to say to you: Please understand me. Review is indeed important, but extracurricular books are also important! Teachers often ask us to read some extracurricular books to broaden our horizons and supplement the knowledge we cannot learn in class. But you want me to see some synchronous exercises all day long, one practice for each lesson.
I am not young anymore, and my usual grades are also good. I have my own sense of discretion. Please give me some space.
A few days ago, my mother bought me a copy of <
When we mention Cao Cao, people can't help but think of his sinister laughter and all his evil deeds. However, since I read this book, I feel that Cao Cao has many advantages, such as: Cao Cao broke the standard of appointing officials according to their family status since the late Han Dynasty; he was able to recruit talents; he could use people's strengths in war to supplement One's own shortcomings ------
As a squadron leader, I was also very inspired and learned the principle of making up for one's own weaknesses, and also learned a lot of historical knowledge. Finally, I would like to remind everyone that in the future, don’t call Cao Cao a treacherous minister. That is just a conservative view. Cao Cao is a great person, and we even have to learn from him in some places! If you have time, please read the poem "Dan Ge Xing" written by Cao Cao. Maybe you will also understand Cao Cao's eagerness to seek talents.
At noon today, there was a "heavy rain" at my house. This "heavy rain" was caused by such a small thing as taking a nap. I am the protagonist of this "heavy rain".
After lunch, I turned on the computer and prepared to surf the Internet with great interest. When my mother saw me, she urged me to take a nap. I became impatient when I heard: "Sleep, sleep, you know how to sleep!" "I want you to sleep, this is for your own good!" Mom was also a little angry. But I couldn't listen to a word my mother said, so I talked back to her, causing an uproar. In the end, I was at a loss for words and couldn't help but cry.
Afterwards, when I thought about what happened, I felt quite regretful. What my mother said does make sense. Lack of sleep not only affects health, but also affects learning. I really shouldn't be unreasonable and talk back to my mother.
On Sunday morning, I got up early and walked around the streets of Licheng to appreciate the pleasant scenery of the city in the morning.
Walking on the street, I looked to the east and saw wisps of rays of sunlight shining through the thin clouds to the earth, falling on people’s faces, and coating everyone’s hair with a golden glow. , as if the morning glow is going to give everyone a crown of laurels. At the same time, I felt the freshness of the morning. There was no loud noise or the beeping of car horns in my ears. Only the morning breeze sang softly in my ears and blew my somewhat disheveled hair.
People running in the morning are enjoying the natural beauty gifted by nature as they run leisurely. Seeing such a scene, I sincerely yearned for it and couldn't help but join the morning jogging team. As I was running, a "beautiful landscape" appeared in front of me. In a square on the roadside, there were dozens of old aunties in red clothes, holding flower fans, smiling, waving their hands and twisting their waists, dancing in the morning breeze. They looked happy. Some of the people who stopped to watch also used "force" to do it. It seemed that they also wanted to enter his "environment".
In the morning, I was deeply moved by the time that many people longed for, the fresh air, the beautiful scenery, and the leisurely state of mind. I suddenly remembered a sentence taught by the teacher: The plan for a day lies in morning. I think that I will get up early every Sunday morning in the future, go out for a walk, integrate into the environment, integrate into society, and move from morning to a better tomorrow.
Whenever I see my big brothers and sisters skating freely and carefree on the skating rink, there is always a feeling of envy in my heart. Look! They are so comfortable, some are sliding smoothly, some are sliding backwards, and some are drinking drinks while opening their arms, like light swallows soaring in the air. And I could only stay aside and watch...
One day during the summer vacation, my cousin came to my house. He dragged me aside and said mysteriously: "How about we go skating?" "? "Really? That's great!" I agreed excitedly, but I was worried that I would fall over and make a joke.
I came to the skating rink, bought a ticket, and put on my skates. My brother told me the essentials of skating: "Lean your body forward slightly and bend your legs down a little..." My brother explained while demonstrating, but I didn't dare to move even half a step. So my brother held my hand again and slowly backed away, while I held my brother's hand tightly and muttered: "You can't let me go!" Seeing this, my brother said angrily: "You always rely on me. It can't be learned.
"I quickly said: "No, don't want it. "My brother let me go. I took a few steps back, and then I held on to the armrest and refused to let go. I moved my steps like an old lady walking. When my brother saw me, he glared at me and said, "How can you learn if you are so timid? "I blushed and thought: I am not a stupid kid, I must be brave. Thinking of this, I once again summoned up the courage to follow my brother's example and started skating. Unexpectedly, I didn't skate a few steps and "pop" I fell down, rubbed my sore butt, got up, and continued to slide. My brother was cheering me on. Gradually, I seemed to find the feeling, and I slipped more and more. I was bold and slipped more and more smoothly, which made my brother praise me: "Sister, you are awesome!" Learn faster than me. ”
Now, my skating posture is so beautiful. If you don’t believe it, just come and take a look.
Thinking of what I just did, I couldn’t help but laugh.
When school was over, I hurried home because I could watch TV for ten minutes today, but I had to cherish it.
I ran to my door. At that time, I longed for it and reached into my neck to get the key. But I couldn't find it. I thought to myself: It must be in my schoolbag. I reached into my schoolbag again and looked for it, but I still couldn't find it. I was so anxious. My mother would be angry if I lost the key.
Oh, I forgot, I was playing with Sun Yun just now at the school gate. After a while, the key must have fallen there. I ran back to school and searched for it for a long time in the place where we played, but I still couldn't find it. I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot with sweat all over my back. When I scratched it, I touched something hard and it turned out to be a key. A smile appeared on my face when I was about to get angry.
When I got home, I told my mother about it, and she laughed so hard. . Children, if you experience this for yourself, will you laugh too?
Today, my mother, aunt and I went to Foshan.
, First of all, we came to Zumiao Road. The streets of Zumiao Road were busy with pedestrians and vehicles. However, although it was prosperous, the air was too bad, and the clothing stores on the roadside were so busy. The smell of paint from the wooden tiles decorated for eye-catching reasons was extremely unpleasant, which made me physically and mentally irritated.
Then we came to the old street, Liaoyuan Road, with towering old trees. It's green, there are few pedestrians, and the air is refreshing. When a breeze blows, the leaves of the green trees on the roadside are slightly swaying, and people feel relaxed and happy when they look at the cheap and beautiful clothes on the roadside. The decoration of the shops and boutiques is simple and natural, not excessive at all, and the furnishings are unique and exquisite.
There is such a big difference between just two roads! One road is deeply polluted by commercial smell and exhaust gas. , while the other road has fresh air, simplicity and nature. Isn’t this all done by us humans? Dear people, before Mother Earth is completely desperate, wake up! From now on, cherish every drop of water around you. Pearl, cherish every piece of green around you, cherish every handful of soil around you, cherish every beautiful environment around you, cherish every fragrance around you, cherish every happy bird cry around you, cherish you. Every free fish around us. In short, cherish all the beautiful things that nature has given to human beings! From today on, in order that we can have this environment of birds and flowers, we can learn to cherish every piece of beauty for generations to come. The pleasing green bar!
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