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Humorous abstinence sentences
2, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people.
3, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.
4, the driver drops a drop of wine, and the family tears a thousand times.
5, drinking your own wine is to spend money to work hard.
6. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money and your own life.
7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.
8. Wine is enterotoxic. If you drink too much, you will die of poisoning.
9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time.
10 There is wine today, get drunk today, and drink cold water tomorrow.
1 1, don't go near the river wastewater, don't go near the mountain waste wood.
12, drunk, addicted to sex, lost family and country.
13, drunk killing.
14, gentlemen should drink carefully and observe the precepts.
First, from now on, I don't touch alcohol, including all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.
Second, never drink alcohol on any occasion, including friends and relatives gathering, wedding celebrations, birthday parties, company trips, the death of the elderly, the full moon of children, and the nonsense of brothers.
Third, students must keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.
Fourth, even remy martin, Louis, Maotai and Wuliangye. Never tempted.
Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse to lure me to drink.
Sixth, even if the leaders take high officials and generous salaries as chips, I will not give in to alcohol consumption.
Seventh, abstinence time: this declaration will take effect immediately from the date of publication until the end of life.
The famous abstinence motto
1, a drop of wine for the driver and a thousand tears for the family.
2, a gentleman is cautious about wine and has virtue.
3, drinking your own wine is spending money and effort.
4, drunk killing.
5. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help.
6, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that catches people.
7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not touching a drop of wine.
8. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
9. Quit drinking and smoking for the first time.
10, a glass of wine, sad for life.
1. Death: Alcohol can inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, leading to respiratory arrest. In addition, because it inhibits the decomposition of liver glycogen, it may also have a fatal effect on blood sugar.
2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies, which indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries. Liver injury: fatty liver caused by accumulation of liver fat.
4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and endanger life.
5, nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy.
6. Cerebral cortex atrophy:
It has been reported that some patients with chronic alcoholism have atrophy of cerebral cortex, and some patients have signs of mental decline.
7. Alcohol fetal syndrome group: the metabolism and excretion of alcohol in the fetus are slow, causing harm to the developing fetus.
8. Mental trance affects work efficiency.
9. The alienation of relatives and friends makes alcoholics suffer more frustration and pressure and become more self-destructive.
10. Drunk driving is the chief culprit of family tragedy caused by traffic accidents.
1 1, the social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol has caused the loss of millions of working days, which is directly related to many industrial accidents and is usually a factor of suicide. The victims of alcohol are often other innocent people, not the drinkers themselves. For example, drunk driving shows indifference to human life, not only to the driver and his passengers, but also to the lives of innocent people.
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