What are some jokes in the workplace?

In this era of national entertainment, when it comes to jokers, they must be the brightest stars in the night sky and the most sought-after characters at the dinner table.

Is it really that good to be able to write jokes?

In two weeks,

by studying 10,000 complaints on Maimai,

I discovered the existence of several routines.

Routine 1: Emotional reversal case: After graduation last year, I joined Huawei and signed a striver agreement. Then I couldn’t leave until 8:30 in the morning and after 10 in the evening. I had to consciously work overtime on weekends. I had this problem in college. My stomach problem became more serious, but my parents were not in good health, so I endured and worked for a year. I collapsed last month and all my salary for a year was given to the hospital. On National Day, I resigned and took my girlfriend back to Hangzhou to get married. My father-in-law gave me a house and a car. I am living well without Huawei.

God’s reply: You can obviously rely on your father-in-law, but you have to rely on your talent.

Commonly used routines, such as "Life is just six words: No matter what you do," "Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up."

When you tell a very inspiring and uplifting story, and the sentence you reply to suddenly appears in a scene that is completely contradictory to the previous context, you are confused and confused, and you don’t understand the reason. This is the so-called "divine reply" routine.

Routine 2: Mourning Culture

Case Study: It’s been nearly half a year since I resigned. Even if it means I’m stuck, I can’t just find a job!

God’s reply: Don’t worry, there will be many days when you can’t find a job anyway.

Undoubtedly, “mourning culture” has become a hot topic in the marketing circle in 2017. From Ai Cha's "Good things should be shared with good friends, eh, I forgot that I have no friends" to UCC Coffee's "Don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, it's so right, as long as you have one bucket, you should kneel down and be grateful." .

The transition from small happiness to small sadness, turning the unsatisfactory things in life into copywriting to arouse emotional resonance, this is "mourning culture" marketing.

Routine 3: Positive energy

Case: My boyfriend has been working overtime every day recently. I got up secretly last night and helped him fix a lot of bugs. He just sent me a WeChat message saying that the computer was flooded yesterday. So happy that the bugs are gone!

God’s reply: The legendary girlfriend of someone else.

With the culture of mourning, there will naturally be positive energy. In this summer vacation surrounded by mourning culture, JD.com's "Even if the whole world says no to me, I still have him" and Tencent Video's "Good Times Let's Go Together" are unexpectedly innovative.

By promoting "burning" energy to combat the "mourning" culture, it brings a new attitude towards life to young people who no longer live in despair. This is brand attitude!

Routine 4: Adapt ancient poems and lyrics with homophonic sounds

Case: Riding a motorcycle to work in the heavy rain, I felt like I was really working hard.

God’s reply: Even if heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, the company will remember you as late.

The great teacher Zhang, who is one of the best things in the world, said it well, "If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old, and if man is sentimental, he will die early." The first half of the sentence is very chicken-blooded, and the second half of the sentence is very cold-blooded, but it is full of "laughing". Using homophones to adapt famous quotes, sayings, and emoticons like this has become national entertainment.

For example, "Working life will always warn you: how sweet the sugar is and how salty the salt is. What is Tianma Meteor Boxing?" Do you have Freestyle about the homophonic adaptation, my friend?

Routine 5: Black humor

Case: I was chatting with my colleagues and mentioned how sleepy I was, so I sent a message: "I really want to go back to sleep." But I found that I sent it to the company group by mistake. Now...I might be fired.

God's reply: Then you should immediately send another sentence - "But no, because I think work is more important."

Such a reply is so situational and so impressive. ... Feeling sad, I can only say that the core of comedy is tragedy.

Routine 6: Normal logic reversal

Case: Tsinghua University and Peking University admission notice and 10 million yuan, which one do you choose?

God’s reply: You can make money sooner or later. Not everyone can go to Tsinghua University in this life. I choose 10 million.

The common routine of chatting with (girls) in a wine bureau does not follow conventional reasoning. Seriousness and exaggeration complement each other, and are cleverly reversed in the ending.

“Alibaba HR responded by adding me to the talent reserve file. What does this mean?...It means you are a good person.” “If we could go back in time to three years ago, at that time Will you still learn iOS? ... I will borrow money to buy a house and do nothing." These changes have the same purpose, let's experience it.

Routine 7: Subtly change concepts

Case: 996, what time do you get off work?

God replied: There is a kind of 996, which is 9 o'clock the next morning.

This is also very simple to understand. Find something that can be replaced in the sentence, replace the logic, replace the concept and add it, and there will be an unexpected chemical reaction. Please look at this example, "Some people can only do two things in their lives - neither this nor that."

So, as for God’s reversal routine,

We are here to talk about it today.

As smart as you are,

you will never realize that I only wrote 7 routines before withdrawing them.