A humorous joke of blessing

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a message of ten cents, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves at the expense of battery power, so I will give you a New Year's greetings recklessly! Happy new year!

2. Sincerely bless you, good things are chasing you, the supervisor is concerned about you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down the phone, put your hands against the wall, and listen carefully: I don't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I don't have any company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

4. I wish you a surprise after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a wonderful life again and again, and I send you a carefully prepared gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.