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Describe the awakening of a fast man
Su Xing's famous sayings
Don't shake your confidence at any time before the result happens
All things in this world can be divided into two types
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What you can control and what you cannot control
Do your best to do your part
The rest will depend on fate
Occasionally it is unfair
But most of the time fate rewards those who work harder and are more prepared
The charm of awakening
What is the charm of awakening you? How old?
When Xing Ming met Xing Hei said that one day, Allen was walking on the road ahead. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, the sun and the moon were dark, and the sky was covered with dark clouds and miasma! I saw dozens of little demons emerging from the gutters, grass, and soil. They had green faces and fangs, which made people tremble in fear and make their hairs stand on end. The little demons blocked Allen's way, but Allen did not panic. He smiled slightly, revealing two cute dimples, and a clear and beautiful voice came out. In an instant, golden light overflowed, and countless heavenly soldiers descended from the sky. I saw these soldiers and generals, all with gold and silver armor, majestic and upright! When the little demons saw this, they didn't bother to stop Allen. They were so frightened that they fled in all directions... (Written for fun, see below for the text)
In fact, the highest level of dealing with Xinghei is : Ignore. If you accidentally see it, then despise and sneer in your heart, and then float away without taking away a cloud... Let boring people be bored by themselves. Arguing with them will undoubtedly lower our grade. There is no way, we He is so calm and his quality is so high, hehe
However, if you can’t bear it any more, the following are just for reference:
1. I thought all human beings are intelligent, but it turns out There are also those who have not evolved well...
2. This child may have had a shadow in his childhood. Why is he so cynical? (It is recommended to use a big tongue)
3. When I was very young, my mother told me that those who scold others first scold themselves...
4. Noble character People with good moral character will praise and learn from the advantages of others when they see them; people with low moral character will be jealous and slander when they see the advantages of others...
5. What this dear friend said The joke is so funny. I have never heard such a funny joke in my life...
6. If you want us to scold you, just say so. If you don’t want us to scold you, we will scold you anyway. , and you want us to scold you, but we won’t scold you, but to be honest, you really need scolding, but everyone is qualified, so I’m sorry if you want us to scold you, we can’t scold you, and we can’t satisfy you. I hope you don’t feel too sad. I believe that someone like you will scold you in the future... (I fainted myself, first)
7. Poor child, no one around here is willing to care. Come on, it's probably not your original intention to choose this way to attract everyone's attention, but I know you can't help it. Who said our Susu is too popular? !
8. I hope you can return to the right path as soon as possible. On behalf of the kind people all over the world, I would like to sing to you: Come back soon!
9. I am myopic, but my heart is not myopic, but this comrade, you should wear a pair of glasses for your heart, and by the way, you need to add astigmatism...
10. What's going on here? Why can't I see my fingers?
11. The environment here is too messy, too dirty, too smelly, too dark, and completely unsuitable for human survival. Flash, first!
12. If you want others to respect you, you must first learn to respect others!
13. The long night was long, and I had no intention of sleeping. I passed by this place and saw a black man, with teeth and claws, a hateful face, talking nonsense, and crazy...
14. A small world, A few flies bumped into the wall... Everyone, today we saw the live version of the show!
15. Chapter 6, Article 43 of the "Law of the People's Republic of China on the Prevention and Control of Environmental Noise Pollution": The boundary noise of new commercial cultural and entertainment venues must comply with the national environmental noise emission standards. ; If it does not meet the environmental noise emission standards stipulated by the state, the cultural administrative department shall not issue a cultural business license, and the industrial and commercial administrative department shall not issue a business license.
Therefore, I report: the noise here does not meet the national emission standards, and I strongly recommend that the management department take serious action!
16. “I won’t accept any gifts during the holidays this year (no gifts, no gifts), but I will also receive brain black gold, brain black gold!” This person must have eaten too much brain black gold...
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Kuai Nan’s live connection with Su’s mother was so excited that her son became more mature after being promoted
ALLEN boy Su Xing successfully advanced to the top 7 of "Quick Boy" on the evening of June 9th. During the competition, Su Xing The audience was very moved by the connection between the mother and the hosts Wang Han and Li Xiang. Yesterday the reporter contacted Su Xing's mother. She told reporters that she was very happy to see her son successfully advance. "Su Xing was under a lot of pressure in the last game, but through this game I feel that my son has truly matured."
There was a small episode during the live connection on the evening of the 9th. The first live connection was unsuccessful. The hosts Wang Han and Li Xiang were talking to Su Xing’s mother on the phone, but they did not hear it. echo. What's going on? Some netizens speculated that Su's mother was too excited and kept crying, which was why the situation occurred. Yesterday, Su Xing's mother told reporters that there was probably a problem with the line during the first connection, which prevented her from hearing, so she was contacted the second time. Regarding Su Xing's performance, Su Xing's mother said she felt very happy, "Actually, I had been worried that my son would be very stressed before, but seeing his performance, I felt that his son was very relaxed."
Su Xing’s mother once opened a blog before, but it was closed twice because she could not bear the “attacks” from some netizens. Regarding whether she will open a blog again, Su Xing Mama said she will not open it for the time being. "In addition to the controversy I was worried about before, the main reason is that what everyone wants to see more is Su Xing's competition. Maybe one day, if everyone wants to know what Su Xing looks like in his mother's eyes, I will open a blog again."
Yes. After seven years of studying abroad, Su Xing returned to China for the first time in order to participate in "Happy Boys". With both popularity and ability, he lived up to expectations and climbed to the top of the championship, realizing for the first time the music dream he had been pursuing. Let's enjoy the songs of the "returnees" Su Xing ) Blood type: Unknown (will check) Zodiac sign: Pisces School: SAE College Sydney Major: Recording Engineering Digital Film Production Idol: Craig David (singer) Allen Iverson (basketball player) Favorite Color: Black, White, Brown and Red Favorite Music: R&B Jazz Hip-hop Rap Favorite movies: Many People who are most grateful: Mom and Dad What they most want to do: Travel around the world Competition experience: 2006 Hong Kong TVB Global Rookie Competition Sydney singing district champion (6th place in the Hong Kong finals); 2007 Su Xing, the champion of the Xi'an singing area of ??Hunan Satellite TV's "Happy Boys" in 2016, is the only Xi'an local contestant in this competition. His handsome appearance, calm personality and proficient singing skills have attracted much attention from the beginning of the audition, attracting a large number of fans who like him - "Shingwo". On the night of May 25th (this Friday), it was the "Fast Man" 13-to-11 competition. Whether player No. 01 Su Xing can perform better in the competition has attracted more people's attention. Fans also hope that everyone will support this sunshine boy from Xi'an and let him continue to advance on the road of music. Currently, Su Xing is still conducting closed training in Changsha due to preparations for the competition. Yesterday, a reporter from a Japanese newspaper had an exclusive interview with Su Xing’s mother, Miao Niya, and learned about the growth experience of this sunny boy. The "Fast Boy" who was "accidentally" promoted
The mother who woke up held her son's "Fast Boy" trophy
Photographed by our reporter Cai Jingrui
Yesterday, Su Xing's mother, Ms. Miao, was interviewed by reporters in the office. Next to her was the championship trophy of "Happy Boys" Xi'an singing area that Su Xing won. She picked it up and wiped it from time to time. Winning the "Quick Boy" Xi'an Singing District Competition in which thousands of people participated is something a mother can be proud of.
Regarding Su Xing's performance in "Fast Man", Ms. Miao said that her son gave her a big surprise, "When Su Xing was still abroad, he told me that he wanted to participate in a domestic talent show. I thought it was pretty good, so I agreed.
He checked all the information online and then booked his own flight to return home. "When he was participating in the competition, Su Xing didn't want his family to pay attention to him, "He was determined not to let us go. That is, I would go home and say lightly, ‘I advanced through the audition’, ‘I entered the top 50’, ‘I entered the top 10’. But in the Xi'an singing area where 10 advanced to 1, we saw Su Xing win the championship on TV and hugged each other excitedly. "Su Xing, 23, was born in a family of intellectuals. Part of his literary talent comes from his mother's inheritance. Miao Niya graduated from the Mathematics Department of Shaanxi Normal University and stayed at the school to work in the Youth League Committee. Although she is not engaged in art, she When he was young, he was good at singing and dancing. Ms. Miao said that Su Xing studied piano for a few months when he was a child. The substitute teacher praised him for his talent, but because the family could not afford a piano at the time, he had to stop learning as a "precocious" boy. p>
Pangpang in childhood
In Ms. Miao’s mind, Su Xing, nicknamed “Pangpang” (given this nickname because Su Xing was fat when she was a child), seems to have always been independent. Education: As a man, you must persist as long as it is right. “When Pangpang was very young, I would always let him get up by himself. When he was four and a half years old, I took him to the canteen at work to buy steamed buns, asked him to hand his meal ticket to the master, and then took two steamed buns. After that, I would wake up and buy steamed buns for my family. "According to Ms. Miao, Su Xing has set an alarm clock to get up every day since he went to preschool at the age of five and a half. When he was in elementary school, he had to cross a main road with a lot of traffic to get to school, and he always went to school by himself. Now he is with his mother. When crossing the road, Su Xing will definitely stand on the other side of the oncoming car and cross the road with his mother.
The "naughty boy" who is good at reading
Photos of studying abroad in Australia
Su Xing is calm and collected on the stage. He will apologize to the audience for not singing a note accurately, and he will also be the first to bravely stand on the PK stage. Having studied in Australia for 7 years, Su Xing has the same age. He is free and easy, but because of his experience of studying abroad, some people think that studying abroad before finishing high school is a privilege for children from rich families, and such children usually do not do well in studies. The lady said that this was the misunderstanding that others had about international students. Ms. Miao still keeps a transcript of Su Xing’s 1997 exam at Xi’an Foreign Languages ??School. The reporter saw that Su Xing, who was in the second year of junior high at the time, ranked first. , "Mathematics is 100, Chinese is 96...the total score is 791."
Ms. Miao said that Su Xing was naughty and playful when she was a child, but her academic performance was always good after graduating from junior high school. When he was in the second year of high school, his grades were among the top ten in the class. Su Xing's parents hoped that their son would receive a more open education. "I had a very serious conversation with Su Xing. He also wanted to see something abroad, so he chose to study in Australia. "After Su Xing studied briefly at an Australian language school, he scored 8.5 on the IELTS. This score was enough for Su Xing to enter the best university in Australia. Su Xing's experience of studying abroad was also quite complicated. He transferred schools three times: First, he followed his father's advice He studied business, then switched to media, and finally insisted on his choice and switched to music production and film production, which he had always loved. This summer, Su Xing is about to graduate from college. The "little man" who dares to take on the responsibility has not been given to Su Xing. It brought doting, but it was his parents’ busy work that tempered his independent personality. “When Su Xing was three months old, I was studying for my second degree at Xi’an Jiaotong University and had no time to take care of him, so I sent him to my grandparents’ house in Wuhan until he was two years old. He came back to me at the age of 18. When he was in junior high school, he lived on campus and took care of everything on his own. This time in the 'Fast Man' 50 to 10 competition, he had to rehearse and didn't have time to wash his clothes, so I said, 'Mom, wash it for you. Mom hasn't washed your clothes for more than 10 years'..." At this point, Ms. Miao's eyes were filled with circles Red. Su Xing never worried his parents because he took a responsible approach to life. A few days ago, when Ms. Miao went to see Su Xing in Changsha, she learned that Su Xing was bullied by other children when he first went to a language school in Australia. He didn't tell his parents. In foreign countries, his parents only paid for half of his living expenses, and he earned the rest from working. He worked as a supermarket cashier, CD promoter, delivery person, and handout flyers...at most, he worked three jobs at the same time. "Happy Boys" also means that Su Xing may develop into the entertainment industry, and working hard in the entertainment industry will endure hardships that ordinary people can't imagine.
In this regard, Ms. Miao expressed support: "Our whole family will never interfere with Su Xing's choice. I believe that his sunshine and health will allow more people to see the hope of the entertainment industry." Reporter Liu Zhe of our newspaper, Su Xing Xi'an in their eyes Tang Jianzhang, the former principal of the Foreign Language School: He doesn’t seem to put in much effort in his studies, but his test scores are very good. His understanding ability is very strong. He often solves problems that others think are difficult in his own way. He has a wide range of hobbies and is good at playing basketball and singing. High school classmate Li Shuang: Su Xing is very smart and lively, and is the English class representative in the class. He sang very well in high school and had great ideas in everything he did. Now that he is participating in "Happy Boys", I will support him. "Xingjing" member "Love Suxing": Suxing, I like you very much! I like your singing, your calmness, your politeness, your sunshine... I will support you as always! You are always the best in my heart!
Believe in the man
When he woke up at PK and when the decision was pending, he did not cry. He didn't cry when he was connected to his beloved mother. He didn't cry when he met his most respected father. Because he firmly believed that a man's tears should not be shed casually, he was calm and calm. If he left, he could just go back alone with his bag. However, 7-6, Wang Yuexin's departure shattered the boy's strong mask. The companions who joked and joked with each other every day in the castle had fun and joked with each other. The childish boy had crooked eyes when he laughed. When he was promoted, he would run up to him and jump up like a stuffed koala like a stuffed koala. hang on him. However, 7 into 6, he left.
Sitting on the steps, Su Xing still wanted to maintain the previous etiquette. He put his hands together to cover the side of his face. Yes, men cannot cry.
When he sat next to Yuexin and Haoming, putting his hands on his good brothers' shoulders to comfort them, he found that he could no longer control his emotions. Therefore, he, who never showed his vulnerability even when he fell ill on stage, shed tears for the first time on the stage of Kuaiman because of the departure of his good brother. Everyone who has watched Kuai Nan's life in the castle will understand how much he dotes on his teenage brother, so in the end, he, and he alone, almost out of control of his own reason, rushed up and hugged Wang Yuexin tightly.
Su Xing, the Su Xing who doesn’t show any signs of weakness easily, is a man who said I won’t cry during the Fast Man competition. Crying...
Wang Yuexin, keep going strong. Your musical journey will still be with you closely. One day, you will succeed!
Wake up, smile and keep working hard. We are smart and will always be behind you. We will have you along the way, no matter the wind or rain. Believe us, you are the superstar in our hearts!
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. There is a group of people who say they will watch every Awakening game.·▓
◆._They said they would always support Awakening...
(●.The angel asked: How long is forever?▼'}
“* _▂Longer than a lifetime × .|▍”
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He is the champion of Happy Boys Xi'an Division --- Su Xing !
How can we leave such a kind-hearted child!
Kind and united fans
I have to say that all the people present are great. Yes, the sound of thunder came to mind, and you shouted: "Go back quickly! Stop singing!" Let everyone understand your true love. You don't have to listen to the song, but you must protect the one you love. : "Happy Boys, Xi'an is the best!"
The true feelings of the telephone connection
Due to the organizer's reasons, a large number of ticket-holding fans were unable to enter the venue. They were regretful and sad. Several They stayed in the rain for hours and refused to leave. Perhaps all this moved the organizer and gave them the opportunity to resuscitate Chu Sheng via telephone connection:
The same Allen Su, the same caring, the same Cold jokes, the same "narcissism", the same chatter.
Worried about everyone's safety, he would tell his fans to go home and take cold medicine; if you yelled slogans at him, he would say "the chorus is repeated too much" (I think if it were a video, he would imitate Mr. Bao's handsomeness again~) ; He said that they were very good and obedient, and that he was as proud of him as he was as proud of him; but when he cast a high vote of 123W and hired BUS to accompany him all the way, he said the classic "Shinging people are..." Gentle BH”. In order to make Su Xing happy, he will seriously sing every song they want to hear, he can learn the crazy version of the winners, he can make faces and stick them on the car window, he can... do whatever they want. . Everything is just out of love and gratitude, because not so many people have ever been so kind to him.
The same Chu Sheng, the same emotions, we all know Chu Sheng’s calmness, we all know Chu Sheng’s strength, but this time, he lost his calmness, he choked in the song, he said regret, he Say sorry.
The summer of 2007 was filled with too many emotions. Maybe the result of the game is no longer so important. Every player has gained a lot. I believe that when they think of this summer 10 years later, they will still remember it. They will cry because the emotion and love have been deeply implanted in their hearts. They are all grateful children...
Written after 4 into 3 - for Su Xing and Su Xing
Su Xing:
I admire you.
I called you a pretty boy before and encouraged you to participate in Cheers, Hao Ya Ya, but you made the mistake of judging a book by its appearance. I admit, you are a pure man, especially in a group of men who are full of neutral and popular styles. You stand out from the crowd and stand out from the crowd.
Yang Er said that waking up is like a rose, and you can appreciate its beauty and nobility carefully. That is the result of her overflowing maternal nature and being a nymphomaniac. You are clearly a bright pine and cypress, with vitality comparable to weeds.
Shu Xing is the kind of plant that can bloom on its own even if it is abandoned in the desert.
Put down your phone, don’t vote, listen to my singing - what kind of pure mentality and confidence is this?
I didn’t sing the song well last time, so I just want to sing “walking away” well this time - what kind of calmness, grace and perseverance is this?
Among the top 13, Su Xing has experienced the most ups and downs. He has reached the ultimate twice and the public three times without losing a single defeat. What an impressive record he can be called the God of War. His posture is elegant and calm, and he never changes color. What kind of man is he?
As for the songs Su Xing sings, I still don’t comment. As I said before, there is no need to comment on a perfect work of art. Gorgeous and delicate, the natural sound that comes from the most comfortable place in your heart, and properly irons every pore and cell, needs no elaboration.
Wake up and accompany you all the way, it’s worth it.
Essential:
Such a proud feeling!
Baidu’s Dingsuo, Tianya’s Dinghuo, overseas Dingsuo, global Dingsuo and all the Dingsuo from Youxing are all good! They are all warriors!
The vote king’s promise is 760,143 votes, and the ultimate pk is 1.21 million! We did it!
What else can defeat us in the future?
Tears are luxury goods, and pride and backbone derived from love are our hallmarks.
From the beginning of being a mess and being at a disadvantage to today's orderly and "gentle and tough", Shuzuo has walked along the way, step by step, from youthful to mature and calm, from panic to calm, from weak to weak. To become stronger, from being forced to respond to calmly commanding...
Others may not be able to see the efforts made by the management team, but I know it. The massive amount of information every day, the exhaustion of screening, the external caliber, the anxiety of knowing certain situations in advance, the dilemma of making decisions, the control of emotions in the bar, the guidance of fans' public opinion - all of them are lost with one careless move. A harsh test. Here, I pay tribute to the Baidu management team! Salute to the Tianya management team!
Now, it can be announced that it is no longer a shame for Su Xing to have Xing Wu. Xing Wu has obtained the qualification to accompany Su Xing all the way.
Be like Su Xingxing
1. When we have sex with other people’s fans, don’t forget that we are Shuxing, just like Su Xing, we are A quality group;
2. If you are a student or engaged in some kind of career, don’t forget that we are Shuxing, just like Su Xing, we are a diligent group;
3 .When we achieve certain results, don’t forget that we are Xingxing, just like Su Xing, we are a humble group;
4. When our life, career, family, love, etc. are not going well, Don’t forget that we are Xingsu, just like Su Xing, we are a strong group;
5. When you think of the so-called “deep hatred” with someone, don’t forget that we are Su Xing, just like Su Xing, we are We are a sensible group;
6. When our family members are old, don’t forget that we are Shuxing. Like Su Xing, we are a filial group;
7. When others When you are in trouble or need help, don’t forget that we are Shuxingsu. Like Suxing, we are a caring group.
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