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Solve the mystery of "dogs eat plaintiffs and defendants"

"Dogs eat plaintiffs and defendants" was originally a term in the lawyer industry, but I used it on dogs. Funny!

The phrase "a dog accepts bribes from the plaintiff and the defendant" is actually a legal term, but I use it on dogs, which is really interesting.

In fact, dogs can't understand what the plaintiff and the defendant say, but they are used to eating. After eating what Party A gave them, they went to eat what Party B gave them. As a result, everyone couldn't eat well. Awkward!

In fact, a dog doesn't know what it means to eat and be eaten. This is actually a habit of it. When it finishes eating the food given to it by people, it will invite people to eat. Finally, everyone will feel uncomfortable when eating. This is really a nuisance.

This dog has a very special habit. It often looks at its owner from left to right when eating to see who is gabbing, that is, whose mouth is moving, which proves that it is still eating. Take good care of him. As long as it barks, someone will give it food. Over time, it will become a habit. When it's done, I'll find someone else to eat.

The dog's habit is very special. It often looks at its owner from right to left with its eyes to see whose mouth is moving. The person who moves his mouth must be eating, so it will ask him or her something to eat. As time goes on, it will form a habit, that is, it will ask people what B eats after asking people A.

Later, it was said that if dogs were around a table for ten people, the ten people would be unlucky, because the dogs would eat all the dishes one by one, and the result would give people the impression that everyone was eating, and no one was eating well. Especially for bitches, companionship is a good choice.

Later, it was said that if a dog accompanied ten people to eat, they would be unlucky, because the dog would ask everyone to eat one after another. Finally, everyone would feel that when he or she was eating, there was a beggar next to them, so they couldn't eat well. Bitch, in particular, is a good choice when people eat.

This is the mystery of "the dog eats the plaintiff and the defendant".

This is a riddle of a dog accepting bribes from the plaintiff and the defendant.