Oysters miss your jokes.

A person always wants to share his inner thoughts with each other, but when it comes to words, he is always ashamed to say it, or he can't express himself. In the end, he will be depressed and worried that he will leave a bad impression on his sweetheart. It doesn't seem difficult to say it, but it is important to say something to make your sweetheart happy. In an affair, love or marriage, it is beneficial to express love to each other from time to time. Let's take a look at those rustic love stories that make me miss you, and what are the funny love stories with high emotional intelligence and humor.

Tease boys' earthy love stories

Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!

What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

You like everything in the world, but you don't know that I only like you.

The moon is a coin I tossed, and both sides dreamed of you.

What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

You have many advantages, but you have one disadvantage. Not good for me.

Can you help me wash things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.

? I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me. ?

Whose class do you like best? Every moment of falling in love with you.

What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.

Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.

See what's so special about my hands. Not special. You haven't even hugged. Of course it's not special.

? I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage. ?

? Why hasn't my order come yet? What's this? Our future. ?

? Excuse me, class. How did you do this problem? Sorry, I can't. Oh, you won't. Then let me tell you something. ?

? Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I didn't know I would marry you. ?

? I think you gave me a cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. ?

Every pen of mine is lovely, isn't it? Because every pen knows your name.

Mobile phones have a way to save electricity. Do you know what this is? You are by my side.

Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? There is no room for you.

You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.

Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.

Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.

? Do you know what time it is? 1 1 am？ . ? No, it is the starting point of our happiness. ?

? Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time. ?

? I suspect you are a carbonated drink. Why? Because as soon as I saw you, I was blissful. ?

? Do you know the difference between you and the stars? What is the difference? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. ?

I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

You are like a game. My world.

Are you stupid? Yes, Sarah. Hey.

When will you pay the rent? You have lived in my heart for a long time.

I'm a little busy recently, and I'm busy liking you.

I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

I'll show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?

My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet.

After all, my criteria for choosing a spouse is only one word, you.

You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!

Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?

I think my spine is a little bent, so that my heart tilted towards you at the first sight.

? Classmate, may I know you? Why? I think your future has something to do with me. ?

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

You may fall from the sky or the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.

The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.

The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.

Love words of routine girls

You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

? If you are not afraid of trouble. Then please stay with me. ?

? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? I don't know you, Beibi. ?

? Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It was the day when I loved you. ?

? Guess where my heart is. Definitely left. This is your fault. ?

? I have some bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple. ?

Love or not, give me a one-word answer. No love. Please answer in one word! Start over. ?

? Everything can go wrong. Stop thinking about me?

? I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you directly. What should I do with my back up? Turn it over. ?

? I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone. What is the difference? When you are alone, you just want to stay where you are. ?

? Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think clearly. I was thinking about you. ?

Can I exchange gifts? From this moment on, you are mine and I am yours.

? I've been really busy recently. Busy with what? Busy liking you. ?

? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? All right. Do you like me? ?

? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why? You are so cute. ?

? Can you help me with some washing? Sure, what to wash? Like me. ?

Superman is the Justice League, Iron Man is The Avengers, what alliance are you and me? An oath of eternal love

There is a door in my heart. It's beautiful. What door is it? The best of us.

Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart

I find you a little strange today. Why? That's cute.

My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.

You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

I'm so kind! Because my heart is full of you.

I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.

Watch your mouth, or I may kiss you at any time.

? This is the back of the hand and that is the instep. You are my little baby. ?

? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?

Stop complaining and give me a hug.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

? I think you should knock on all the doors? Why do you say that? Because you knock well. ?

This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.

I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

? Do you know why he left a sun on Houyi's shooting day? I don't know, because we want to be immersed in love. ?

I think your three views are as correct as your people.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!

I have seen the Milky Way, but I like you best. Good Night!

Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.

I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.

Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

Can you stop talking? I didn't. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

? I'm a little afraid of you. Am I fierce? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?

Do you have fifty cents? Yes Great. Me too. We can be together.