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Can Yi Menqing enter the NBA Hall of Fame?
For this question, all I need to do is raise the corner of my mouth and say Haha!
Look at how NetEase netizens praise Yi Di:
A brief discussion of Arab League’s bounce and time in the air
Everyone knows that Arab League has a foreigner. He shouted "Space Yi", but due to Ah Lian's low profile (influenced by Ba Shen), few people know how high Ah Lian can jump, and some Yi Hei, who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, clamored that his vertical reach is not enough
100cm, he dared to call himself space Yi, which made me laugh. It seems that Yi Hei is not only ugly, but he has always been so naive in looking at problems and cannot see the essence of things. Have you forgotten that Yi Hei is carrying 1.3 billion on his back? objective facts.
According to energy conservation Mgh=1/2mv2 ? 13x108m=1/2mv2 ? V=5.1x104 m/s ? The speed of Arab League is about 150 times the speed of sound
So please don’t Let’s brag about how fast Bolt can run. Bolt is just a joke in front of the UAE.
So how high can the UAE jump and the limit of his flight? How much again?
We know that the gravity of an object = universal gravitation = the centripetal force when the spacecraft moves in a circle along the earth's surface
That is, mg=GMm/r^2=mv^2/r
mg=mv^2/r
So v^2=gr
R=6.4*10^6 m g=9.8 m/s^
v= 7.9 km/s
That is to say, if the speed exceeds 7900m/s, the object will escape from the constraint of the earth
Obviously, the absolute speed of the United Arab Emirates far exceeds the first cosmic speed ( Ah Lian has a sharp face and basically ignores air resistance), so Ah Lian can definitely leave the earth and fly into outer space. The nickname of Space Yi is well-deserved. The distance from the earth to the moon is only about 357,000 kilometers. It only takes 7,000 seconds for Arab League to fly to the moon. This speed is much faster than Shenzhou 6
So please stop saying that Arab League disappeared in the whole game. If not, he just went to the moon to experiment with three-crop rice for Uncle Yuan Longping
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Ode to Emperor Yi
Emperor Yi went south to level the two rivers.
The situation changed before the capital was established.
Joined forces with the heroes. When chaos arises,
you have to decide what is right and what is wrong.
The overall situation has been settled and settled,
The foolish emperor appears in the world,
The day of forced ejection has not yet arrived,
Amitabha Easy to heart.
O Emperor Yi! You are the tower in my life, the beacon in the fog.
When I am frustrated, I think of you often hitting mid-range jump shots without any defense, and I will immediately feel confident, which is even better than taking Viagra. If you can have such a role model in your life, what more could you ask for! !
Yidi! You are the source of my inner connotation and the spice in life.
When I think of your Green Arrow commercial in which you missed a free throw and dunked, I couldn't help but laugh a few times in admiration for you from my heart. Yi Di thanks you! Thank you for filling my life with joy! Whether watching your games or commercials, it is a spiritual sublimation.
O Emperor Yi! You are the controller and creator of the game, the great showman, the great chopper, and the great barrel sinker.
Whenever Yi Di starts, I have a premonition that New Jersey will be completely blown away inside, and the fourth quarter will become garbage time. You are probably the only one in the history of the NBA who can achieve such an achievement, Yi Di.
O Emperor Yi! You are the great red sun. In the days when you are not playing, my life loses its color and content, and I live like a zombie every day. Now you come here, yellow turtle, with your big hammer turtle, I am as excited as if I was going to a nightclub for the first time. I hope you, Emperor Yi, can make high-quality iron.
So the original poster, like Emperor Yi, still needs me and other mortals to discuss the issue of the Hall of Fame? hehe!
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