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Can the egg yolk pie stay for a day?

Hello friend, if you leave it for one day, it will evaporate some sweetness, so you won't feel sweet the next day. This must be better sealed. I wish you happiness and a happy life. People will not mature until they have experienced something. It's right to be yourself at any time. It is the most important thing to adjust your mentality and let complex things proceed in an orderly way under your control. Don't be afraid of boredom.

2. Struggle is a pleasure; Pursuit is a kind of motivation; Helping others is a kind of saving; Loss is a kind of accumulation; Modesty is a kind of cultivation; Tolerance is a realm; Patience is a wonderful move; Calm is a good medicine; Jealousy is a poisonous arrow; Selfishness is a curse; Impulse is the devil; Frustration is a kind of tempering; Comments are a kind of support; Broadcasting is a kind of beauty.

3, impulsive, not calm, irrational, these are the reasons why it is too easy to make mistakes or even regret. Disappointment and loss after that are not important, let's think about the next step.

I came to the conclusion quite calmly that as long as I am in a state of anxiety, I will never be able to accomplish anything useful; It is also obvious that as long as I am in debt, it is impossible not to worry. I mean, as long as any creditor has the right to harass at will, or insist on paying off the debt before I accumulate a decent principal, it will not help.

5, calm, quiet, calm. A static word contains too much. You know, impulse may be due to enthusiasm. If I can't calm down, I choose to be quiet, delete everything and cut off all thoughts. There is no way out. I can only be quiet. The next step is peace. When I let go, everything will come down to a quiet word.

6. An endless stream of accidents can only be calm and calm. No negative emotions can help you solve the problem.

7. What we think of love is fake, not real. It deceives ourselves and others. Today we love each other, tomorrow we quarrel, and the day after tomorrow we divorce. Isn't this fake? Where is it true! Let's think calmly, is love true or false? Then you will realize.

8. It is important to keep a clear head in daily life, and don't let it go. Put your heart in the present, where people are, your heart is there. Over time, it will become meditation. A person's real determination must be based on daily life, daily life, sitting and lying down, and facing the environment. If the personality is sober, calm and calm, and always stays on the single-minded personality, qualitative can be done.