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English homophonic jokes

Do you speak English?

Do you speak English?

-Yes.

can

Name?

name

Adolf Booming.

Adolf Brown

-Sex?

gender

-Three or five times a week.

3-5 times a week

-No, I mean ... Male/female?

Don't! I asked you if it was a man or a woman.

-Yes, males, females and sometimes camels.

Men or women, sometimes camels.

-Jesus!

Oh, my God, you are an idiot!

-Yes, cows, sheep ... animals in general.

Yes, cows, sheep and ordinary animals.

Oh, dear,

Yes, dear.

-No, the deer runs too fast.

Don't! Deer run too fast.