Praise junior high school students' joke English

A person can't eat his own cake and have it at the same time.

A man can't eat his cake and leave it in his hand. Davis Davis

We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can get from it.

We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can get from it. William osler osler

Money is like manure, it is only useful if it is scattered. (Francis Bacon, British philosopher)

Money is like manure, it is only useful if it is scattered on the earth. (Francis Bacon, British philosopher)

Sometimes, a person pays the highest price for something he gets for free. (Albert Einstein, American scientist)

Sometimes a person pays the highest price for what he gets for nothing. (Albert Einstein, American scientist. A)

Action is the only way to knowledge.

(Bernard Shaw, British dramatist)

Action is the only way to acquire knowledge. (Bernard Shaw, British dramatist)

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. (Aristotle, ancient Greek philosopher)

The root of education is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. (Aristotle, ancient Greek philosopher)

Success involves a lot of mistakes. -Bernard Shaw

Success contains many mistakes. -Bernard Shaw

Don't give up your illustrations. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have stopped living. (Mark Twain, American writer) Don't give up your illusions. When the illusion is gone, you can still exist, but you are still alive. (Mark Twain, American writer)

The time of life is short; If this short time is wasted, it will be too long. (Shakespeare, British dramatist)

Life is short, and if we waste it, it will be too long. (Shakespeare, British dramatist)

We can't always create the future for our youth, but we can create our youth for the future. (Franklin Roosevelt, American President) We can't always create a bright future for our youth, but we can create our younger generation for the future. (Franklin Roosevelt, American President)

Truth has no specific time of its own. Its moment is always now.

Truth has no specific time period of its own. Its time is always now. -Schwaetzer

Getting old is not depressing; Is considered to be old.

Getting old is not terrible, what is terrible is that people feel older and older. -kenny rogers

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

The early bird catches the worm. The early bird catches the worm.

Better than nothing. Talk is better than nothing.

Pain in the past is happiness.

The pain of the past is happiness.

The hardest part is actually in the beginning

The hardest part is actually in the beginning

Where there is a will, there is a way.

You can do anything you want.

Where there is life, there is hope.

Where there is life, there is hope.

I firmly believe that I can succeed.

I firmly believe that I will succeed.

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

The shortest answer is doing.

The shortest answer is action.

Four short words sum up what makes most successful people stand out: a little more.

The secret of success is four simple words: a little more.

As heroes think, so thought Bruce. As heroes think, so thought Bruce.

A picture is worth a thousand words. I'll believe that when I see it.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Life is full of ups and downs. Life is full of ups and downs.

Water under the bridge. /What's done is done. Water under the bridge.

The grass on the other side of the fence is greener. The scenery on the other side is good; The grass next door is green.

Hunger is the best seasoning. Hunger is the best condiment.

It's never too late. It's never too late.

God helps those who help themselves.

Love me, love me, love me and love me.

He has more than he can chew.

Teach fish to swim. Selling articles in front of Confucius.

Rome was not built in a day, and Ye Wei was not built in one industry.

Well begun, half done. A good beginning is half the battle.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining. No, it is too late.

Look before you leap. Look before you leap.

Birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together.

A little knowledge is dangerous. A little knowledge is the most dangerous.

Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man, and gold depends on Buddha.

Good medicine is bitter in the mouth. Good medicine is bitter in the mouth.

History will repeat itself. History will repeat itself.

Strike while the iron is hot. Strike while the iron is hot.

English classic recitation paragraphs

1. The probability of death is life. Life is only given to him once, and he must live it well, so that he will not regress painfully because of wasting his years, and he will not be ashamed of the meanness and triviality of the past; So live, when he dies, he may say: All my life, all my strength has been dedicated to the greatest cause in the world-fighting for the liberation of mankind.

The most precious thing in life is life. There is only one life. A person's life should be spent like this: looking back on the past, he will not regret wasting his time; And I'm not ashamed of mediocrity. On his deathbed, he can say: All my life and energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world-the struggle for the liberation of mankind!

2. Happiness lies not only in making money, but also in the joy of achievement and the passion of creative efforts. When chasing fleeting profits crazily, we can no longer forget the joy of work and moral encouragement. My friends, these dark days make us understand that our real destiny is not to be served, but to serve ourselves and our compatriots, so everything we pay is worth it.

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money, but in the joy after success and the passion during creative efforts. We should not forget the joy and encouragement brought by labor, but be crazy about fleeting profits. If these gloomy days can make us realize that our real mission is not to be served by others, but to serve ourselves and our compatriots, then the price we pay is totally worth it.

I have a dream that one day this country will rise up and realize the true meaning of its founding creed-we hold these truths to be self-evident, that is, all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day on the red hill in Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together and share brotherhood. I have a dream that one day, my four children will live in a country where they will be judged not by their skin color but by their character. I have a dream today! When we let freedom ring, when we let freedom ring from every village, every state and every city, we will be able to speed up the arrival of this day. At that time, all the children of God-blacks and whites, Jews and Gentiles, Catholics and Protestants-will be able to join hands and sing with the old black soul song: "Free at least, free at last. Thanks to Almighty God, we are finally free. "

I have a dream that one day, this country will stand up and realize the true meaning of its founding creed: we will defend these self-evident truths: all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day on the red hill in Georgia, descendants of former slaves and descendants of slave owners can sit down at the same table as brothers; I have a dream that one day my four children will live in a country where people will judge them not by the color of their skin, but by their character. When the bell of freedom rings, when we let it ring from every village, every state and every city, we can speed up the arrival of this day. In other words, all God's children, whether black, white or Jewish, are pagans. Catholics and Protestants can hold hands and sing the old black hymn: "Free at last, free at last, thank God, we are free at last!"

All I can offer is blood, toil, tears and sweat. We face the most severe test. We are facing many, many months of struggle and suffering. You will ask, what is our goal? I can answer in one word, which is victory. Win at all costs-win regardless of all fears-win no matter how long and difficult the road is, because there is no survival without victory. Let us realize that the British Empire will cease to exist, everything that the British Empire stands for will cease to exist, and the desire and impulse of mankind to move towards his goal will cease to exist. I accepted my task hopefully. I am sure that our cause will not fail among mankind. At this moment, I feel I have the right to ask everyone's help and say, "Come on, let's work together in Qi Xin."

I can only offer blood, toil, tears and sweat. We will face an extremely cruel test, and we will face a protracted struggle and suffering. If you ask what our goal is? I can sum it up in one word, and that is victory. Win at all costs, not afraid of all the horrors, and win more no matter how long and bitter the road ahead is, because you can't live without victory! We must realize that without victory, there will be no British Empire, without victory, there will be nothing that the British Empire symbolizes, without victory, there will be no strong demands and impulses for centuries: human beings should move towards their own goals. At this moment, I am energetic and confident to play my role. I am sure that as long as we unite, our cause will not fail. At this critical moment, I feel I have the right to ask for support from all sides. I want to appeal: "Come on, let's work together and advance side by side!" " "

My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what we can do together for the freedom of mankind. Finally, whether you are American citizens or citizens of the world, please ask us for the same high standards of strength and sacrifice that we ask of you. Let us lead the land we love with a clear conscience and pray for God's blessing and help, but we must know that on earth, God's work must really be our own work. John Kennedy

Translation:

My fellow Americans, ask not what America can do for you, but what you can do for America. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what we can do together for the freedom of mankind. Finally, whether you are an American citizen or a compatriot of other countries, you should ask us to provide the same high strength and sacrifice as we ask you. A clear conscience is our only reliable reward, and history is the final judge of our actions. All this makes us stride forward and lead the land we love. We pray for God's blessing and help, but we know very well that God's work on earth must be our own. -[America] John Kennedy

Let me express my firm belief that the only thing we need to be afraid of is fear itself-an inexplicable, unreasonable and unfair mistake, which will make our necessary efforts to turn from retreat to progress go up in smoke. In every dark moment of our country's life, frank and energetic leadership has been understood and supported by the people themselves, which is the key to victory. I believe that you will give this support to the leaders again in these critical days. In this spirit, you and I are facing common difficulties. Thank God they only care about material things. -franklin roosevelt

Translation:

Let me show my firm belief that what we have to fear is actually fear itself-a strange, irrational and unfounded fear. It makes people's efforts to make progress again go up in smoke. Whenever the life in our country is overcast, frank and energetic leaders get the understanding and support of the people, thus preparing the indispensable necessary conditions for victory. I believe that in the current crisis, everyone will give the same support again. You and I will face the difficulties together in this spirit. Thank God, these difficulties are only material. -[America] franklin roosevelt

Seventh, in this forum, it is best to just sit quietly. Expressing one's feelings at the end of one's life is an overly private task. I just want to mention an idea that came to my mind as a listener: the riders in the race will not suddenly stop when they reach the finish line, and there will be a short last jog before they stop, so that they can have time to hear the friendly voices of their friends and say to themselves that the work is finished. But as people say, the answer is coming, the game is over, but as long as the power of work is still there, the work will never end. Jogging that stops you is not necessarily just for rest; Not while you're alive. But living is to play a role, and that's what life is all about. So I ended with a Latin voice: death, death, grab my ear and say, live, I am coming. -By Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Translation:

Silence is golden at this moment. At the end of life, it is not easy to express one's feelings. But I just want to talk about my opinion as an audience. Knights don't stop at the finish line. They continued to walk slowly, listening to the cheers of their friends. Although they told themselves that the trip was over. As people say, the result came out and the game was over. But as long as the motivation is still there, the journey of life is not over. Jogging doesn't stop after running to the finish line, because you can't do this when you are alive. To live is to do something, which is the true meaning of life. Finally, I'd like to encourage you with an old adage: death never stops, but struggle never stops. -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Eighth, the greatest idea is an unfolding American promise. Everyone believes that everyone should have a chance, and no insignificant person has ever been born. Americans are required to fulfill this promise in our lives and laws. Although our country sometimes stagnates and sometimes stagnates, we must never take other roads. For most of the last century, America's faith in freedom and democracy was like a rock in a raging sea. Now it is a seed in the wind and takes root in many countries. Our democratic belief is not only the creed of our country, it is the innate hope of our human beings, the ideal we carry but don't have, and the trust we undertake and pass on. Even after nearly 225 years, we still have a long way to go. -George W. Bush

Translation:

The greatest of these ideals is the promise of the United States, which is gradually being realized. That is, everyone has his own value, everyone has a chance to succeed, and everyone is born to make a difference. The American people shoulder a mission, that is, to try their best to turn this promise into a reality in life and law. Although our country has stagnated or even regressed in the pursuit of this commitment in the past, we will unswervingly accomplish this mission. For most of the last century, faith in American freedom and democracy was like a rock in a raging sea. Now it is more like a seed in the wind, bringing freedom to every nation. In our country, democracy is not just a belief, but the hope of all mankind; Democracy, we will not monopolize, but we will try our best to let everyone share; Democracy, we will keep it in mind and continue to spread. After 225 years, we still have a long way to go.

-[America] George Bush