Who has a funny joke that is not vulgar and hates being known by few people?

My ideal in life is to be a janitor in a girls' school. In summer, I can watch my hair flying around my neck and skirt in the shade.

2.

I used to be an angel. When I came down to earth, Grandpa God kindly said to me: Go, son, you are a person born to make up the exam.

3.

At the job fair, a beautiful woman hr greeted me from a distance. "Ha ha! It's you again, "I'm in distress situation.

4.

"Don't study hard? The club is not high enough? Less social practice? ~ ~, then you can only be a fucking government leader. " An hr told me (inspired by Workplace World)

5.

With the widespread spread of a reality show in the Great Japanese Empire, one day a film like Tom and Jerry will be banned by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television for its ambiguous name.

6.

Lao Tzu has always regarded beauty and money as dirt, just as they have always looked at me.

7.

When I was a child, my mother earnestly taught me not to fall in love early. In that case, you can't get a new girlfriend when you go to college.

8.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, it's that my chain has fallen off ~ ~

9.

I used to scream in tears, and I will never cry again because of a woman. I was 8 years old that year, and I was beaten by my mother ~ ~ ~

10.

I said that when I often dream back at midnight, I sigh that the moon is cold and the stars are sparse outside the window; Climb high and see far, but I can't help but feel that I am just a landscape in the eyes of others.