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Post humorous sentences on Chinese Valentine's Day to Moments

1. Seven is an odd number, so you have to come up with an even number.

2. I really want to say loudly: "Fuck, it's Valentine's Day again."

3. We meet in heaven and on earth on Chinese Valentine's Day, in this life and in the past, on the pillow Sleep together.

4. I can’t see you only once a year, so I don’t want to miss you.

5. Where there are men, there are singles, and every day is Singles’ Day.

6. Qixi Festival prayer: The heart is one more hole than Gan, and the appearance is three points better than that of Xizi.

7. I counted on my fingers and said: "I will spend the Chinese Valentine's Day alone again this year."

8. Treat Chinese Valentine's Day as Singles' Day, and you will feel less lonely and less painful.

9. Did you see the couple kissing on the Magpie Bridge? That's who we are tonight.

10. Hundreds of birds build bridges, star dreams convey messages, stars speak of wishes, and the Chinese Valentine's Day will accompany you forever.

11. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan all day long, and I will destroy a pair to make a pair.

12. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it's best to blow up a typhoon and blow it away.

13. Really, let the post-00s celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, while old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

14. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other in the sky, and the lovers underground pray for eternal love.

15. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.