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Humorous and funny copywriting for Chinese Valentine’s Day in 2021
#valentine# Introduction The annual Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. This is China's Valentine's Day. The beauty of Chinese Valentine's Day lies in the touching legends and the perseverance of love that breaks through all obstacles. Here I bring you the humorous and funny copywriting for Chinese Valentine's Day in 2021. You are welcome to learn from it!
Part 1: The humorous and funny copywriting for Chinese Valentine's Day
1. Chinese Valentine's Day, just The festival between Cowherd and Weaver Girl has nothing to do with me.
2. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.
3. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone. What I’m afraid of is spending it with someone else, with the person I like.
4. After confirming the look in my eyes, I met the right person.
5. Even if we don’t show affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day, we are still friends.
6. Others celebrate Valentine’s Day, but I always celebrate Singles’ Day!
7. I want to buy a piece of land from you, what kind of land? I am totally devoted to you.
8. Stop asking me if I have a boyfriend. It is against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.
9. Falling in love with you may be the reason why I cannot fall in love with others.
10. People in this city come and go, and those who come towards me and pass me by are all like you.
11. I hope that there will be time to look back and grow old with deep love. Got a Chinese Valentine's Day gift.
12. Asking what the Chinese Valentine's Day is in the world, I would just tell people to torture singles to death.
13. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, but ugly people try their best to show their affection.
14. I don’t know how to express what I want to say. Love is always hidden in the eyes, but you don’t know it is also hidden in this sentence.
15. There is nothing else but white tea and pleasure. I am waiting for the wind and you.
16. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, why don’t you buy a rose as a gift? Everyone who received the gift cried.
17. The first ray of sunshine in the morning, you look back with a bright smile.
18. Don’t tell me Happy Valentine’s Day unless you want to spend it with me.
19. A person’s Chinese Valentine’s Day expresses his sadness.
20. No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will receive gifts.
21. Don’t show off your gifts during Chinese Valentine’s Day, show your boyfriends, maybe they will have the same style.
22. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one is worthy of you yet.
23. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get angry!
24. You are not worthy of being a lover with me. Festival, at most April Fool's Day.
25. Do you know why you are still single now? It’s because your vision is in place but your strength has not kept up.
26. I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.
27. Your name is the word in my "Quotes of Love", and you are also my flight in the "Ocean of Love"!
28. I have walked over thousands of mountains. Wanshui, after seeing the lanterns of other people’s homes, in the end, in my eyes and heart, it’s you who writes about thousands of mountains.
29. The strongest wine in the world to me is the tenderness when you look down at me and smile.
30. Valentine’s Day has never happened once, but I’ve always been there for Singles’ Day!
Part 2: Humorous copywriting for Chinese Valentine’s Day
1. This Chinese Valentine’s Day, I won’t accept gifts, only my boyfriend will receive gifts.
2. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd and his cow got along well, so the Chinese Valentine's Day has been cancelled. I hope you will tell each other.
3. The love I want is you, one heart, one heart and one mind, for a lifetime. That's it, nothing more.
4. When I wake up in the morning and see you and the sunshine, this is the future I want.
5. The car full of roses is not as good as the dandelions you blew in my face that year.
6. I want to buy a piece of land from you, what kind of land? I am totally devoted to you.
7. Looking up at the blue sky on Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies are arching over the Magpie Bridge.
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8. I waited for the Chinese Valentine's Day, but I didn't wait for you, the one I love.
9. History says there are striking similarities. I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, and I’m still single on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year.
10. Don’t post photos everywhere to show your affection during Chinese Valentine’s Day. It would be bad if you get in trouble.
11. It’s not sad to be alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. What’s sad is to watch the person you like showing affection to others.
12. You may say that being single is good, but when you see a couple, you will still remain silent.
13. If you don’t want to be single on Chinese Valentine’s Day and watch other people show affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me. I will reply tomorrow! Good night!
14. Don’t post chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Post your boyfriend and show them to see if there are any similar ones.
15. Put on your headphones, this Chinese Valentine’s Day has nothing to do with me.
16. How to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day, I can only say it with a smile.
17. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our love to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.
18. I have traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers, and seen the bright lights of other people’s homes. In the end, in my eyes and heart, you are the one who writes about thousands of mountains and rivers.
19. How can you be happy on a Valentine’s Day when you can only hug yourself?
20. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, if you are alone, go to a nearby coffee shop for a cup of cappuccino. Reminisce about the taste of first love.
21. Meeting you is by chance, falling in love with you is not sudden, falling in love with you is natural, and missing you every day is a habit.
22. Qixi Festival, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me.
23. Even if we don’t show affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will still be friends. < /p>
26. Watch the sky tonight and make some calculations. If nothing else happens, this Chinese Valentine's Day has nothing to do with you.
27. It’s easy to fall in love with someone, but it’s so difficult to stay together. Officially join the ranks of single aristocrats on Chinese Valentine's Day.
28. You said you are afraid of being alone when walking along a sea of ??people. I said it is not how you should cope with the crowds.
29. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I stayed at home and played a pair of pairs for a whole day. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.
30. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can go to the library and read books for a day to improve yourself.
31. Even though I am not single, I still spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone.
32. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can listen to a kind of music until your ears are numb.
33. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich and handsome, I’m just a lazy courier.
34. Simplicity is not less, but no excess. Enough is not too much, but just enough for you.
35. I don’t want anything for Chinese Valentine’s Day, as long as you say to me, “I’ll cover all your Valentine’s Day from now on.”
36. Valentine’s Day, it’s still the same. , talk about it after getting drunk. When you wake up, Valentine's Day is over.
37. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can do something you have never dared to do and give yourself a chance to go crazy.
38. I can’t explain why I love you, but you are the reason why I don’t love others.
39. Spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with yourself can save money and not find a love rival.
40. I love you is the most vulgar sentence in the world, and it is also the most beautiful sentence.
Chapter 3: Humorous copywriting for Chinese Valentine’s Day
1. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day quietly alone, but ugly people try their best to show off their affection.
2. Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and has nothing to do with mortals like us.
3. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd and his cow got along well, so the Chinese Valentine's Day has been cancelled. I hope you will tell each other.
4. When I hear something that is obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.
5. If you give him face, he will be Qixi. If you don’t give him face, he will be Friday at best.
6. Someone asked me if I am still alone on Chinese Valentine's Day? Damn, will I turn into a dog!
7. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.
8. The most beautiful thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hold you in the middle of the night, and wake up with you.
9. Singles should also smile on Chinese Valentine's Day, because if you don't smile, your previous partner will laugh like a dog.
10. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I want to say to those who are single, you are excellent.
11. As soon as Valentine’s Day comes, those who have lovers become excited, and they are so excited that they finally break up on Valentine’s Day.
12. Friends who don’t have a date on Chinese Valentine’s Day, let’s set up a stall to sell dog food together.
13. The more mistakes you make, the more courageous you will be. Love must be persistent. Every single person must see through it. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of pain.
14. If a person has been single for a long time and sheds tears inadvertently and quietly, what will happen in front of everyone?
15. I am very happy to spend every minute with you, and hope to make you happy every time.
16. No matter how long the years and hardships go through, as long as I have you in my heart, I will be sweet.
17. I am no longer young, I only have the passion to live side by side with you.
18. I don’t know how to express what I want to say. Love is always hidden in the eyes, but you don’t know that it is also hidden in this sentence.
19. What’s wrong with Chinese Valentine’s Day? The days are still going on and the earth is still turning.
20. It’s Valentine’s Day again. I have been single for many years. Do you think my wife had an abortion years ago?
21. No gifts for Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends.
22. If nothing else happens, this Chinese Valentine's Day has nothing to do with you.
23. Are there so many people who start planning long before Chinese Valentine’s Day to play computer games at home during Chinese Valentine’s Day?
24. How to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day, I can only laugh it off.
25. A person’s Chinese Valentine’s Day expresses his sadness.
26. When people ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine's Day, I calmly say: "I just laughed it off."
27. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get angry!
28. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!
29. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, are you bored? Are you melancholy? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little loneliness.
30. Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a name. For lovers, every day is Valentine’s Day.
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