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The birth of a boy is a low-key official announcement in the circle of friends.
Part 1 of humorous sentences about the low-key official announcement of the birth of a boy in the circle of friends
1. The diagonal line at night, happiness.
2. Wen gave birth to a baby. Thank you for your hard work. I am very touched by the arrival of the new life. Thank you and the baby for your health and safety.
3. Our big family welcomed another baby yesterday. Little handsome guy. Mother and child are safe, the little giant crab weighs 7 pounds and 3 taels. My beloved wife has worked hard. I hope he grows up healthy and happy like his brother!
4. hello, world! It probably looks like this!
5. Thanks to the concern of all relatives and friends, at 9:02 on May 18, I was blessed with a six-pound George. The mother and son are safe. I hope the son will have a safe life.
6. The baby changed, 6 pounds 8 in a week, asked for surprise, actually brought it.
7. Don’t be afraid, girl, your father will always protect you in this life.
8. Today, a healthy little princess was born.
9. June 16, 20xx is 12:28 noon on May 14 of the lunar calendar! 41+2! The baby is born! Mother and child are safe! 7 pounds! Lying on the operating table! Director Yan said he was a fat boy! I cried! I said thank you, Director Yan! I said I wanted to see the baby! The doctor looked at me and said boy! Then he rubbed my face with him! Very touching!
10. Overnight, I became destitute and blessed with a precious son.
11. One night, the poor washed up and you were very happy.
13. Dear baby, I hope you know that except for the ten-month pregnancy, he (father) does no less than mother.
14. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. I gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket on the 20th
15. It is always very happy to welcome the arrival of a new life
< p> 16. I applied for a game account on X, month, X, and started the account training mode.17. A friend gave birth to a daughter today. I feel that there are many people giving birth to daughters around me. I don’t know whether my baby is a boy or a girl. I also hope that the time will go faster and look forward to the baby’s arrival
18. After 43 hours of pain, the fighter finally held up a small cotton jacket in the summer. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.
19. There is a new member in the family, mother and son are safe!
20. Little Duanduan finally came to this world at 6:28 on June 20. Mother and child are safe ~ Thank you for meeting us in this life. Let us work together to become a healthy baby. Both father and mother will be very happy. Hardworking. A little chubby girl who weighs only 7 pounds~
21. A cry is the declaration of life, and a photo records the first appearance of life.
22. We have to grow up anyway, so let’s go together
23. After all kinds of birth pains, a little cotton jacket was successfully born.
24. At 23:59 on June 2, 20xx, a little prince was born, weighing 7.7 pounds. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for visiting, our little guy!
25. The arrival of new life brings us happiness and gratitude. It is really a wonderful thing. The birth of a boy is a low-key official announcement in the circle of friends. Humorous sentences Part 2
< p> 26. The little piglet came to see her mother anxiously as soon as it was full term. The birth was normal and the mother and baby were safe. Thank you to my husband and parents for their careful company and care. The pain is nothing. I will love you with all my love for the rest of my life.27. Got rich overnight and got a "millionth of gold"
28. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, thanks to TV, my daughter-in-law gave birth to a baby smoothly on X day at X hour The prince (princess) weighs X pounds. The mother (child) and daughter are safe. Special good news!
29. Don’t worry, Xianer and her son are safe for the time being. Thank you for your concern! Unified reply!
30. The originally peaceful life was broken by the cry of the baby. From then on, the young parents will start a new chapter of life. With the baby, even the brushstrokes become so soft and tender.
31. Children, hope begins. New strength.
32. I actually gave birth to a baby...
33. Our George is going to meet you today. At 6:35, the birth was normal, mother and child are safe. , I experienced the most unforgettable night in my life and the most heart-wrenching night.
34. The auspicious clouds are in the sky, and the magpies are screaming on the branches. Yesterday, the little princess came to the house and smiled. She was born with beauty. Next month, the full moon will be full of wine. I came here to invite you. Your craftsmanship is skillful and your talent is wonderful. , please hold my child. I wish you happiness. I have a happy feast. I hope you will arrive early.
35. Thanks to my kindness, the young master came to my house. Menstruation is painful for ten months, and it is difficult to open the bones and fingers. The baby weighs six to eight pounds and is safe with his mother.
36. The tadpole turned into a frog, weighing 7.8 pounds. What’s the surprise? He even brought a handful with him!
37. A baby boy was born at 23:58 on May 9th of the lunar calendar, weighing 3.18kg. Mother and child are safe. Thank you to relatives and friends for their concern. My wife is suffering.
38. The baby daughter was successfully born! Thank you for your hard work! With this little cotton-padded jacket, Mommy won’t be cold anymore!
39. After a long night of hard work, mom! Mother and son are safe, thank you!
40. Finally the goods were unloaded smoothly, thank you to your relatives and friends for their concern.
41. I had a cesarean section at 1:30 a.m. on July 23. The mother and baby of the 6.7-pound baby boy are safe. Thank you for everyone's concern. I would like to thank everyone on Duoduo's behalf. Our pigs have been released from the cage, so everyone is watching your cabbage.
42. I solemnly announce to everyone that I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad.
43. After having you, mother has armor and weakness!
44. At 9:00 on June 9, 20xx, my wife entered the delivery room and I was so nervous that I started to sweat. May mother and child be safe.
45. Before your wings are full, I will protect you from the wind and rain. Thank you for choosing me to be your mom.
46. Baby, there are so many people looking forward to your arrival. You must grow up healthily. We will see you in nine months. Let’s work together and work hard, okay?
47. I always thought I would be a grandpa! Today I completely understood something: It turns out that I am my grandfather!
48. It is so ugly that it is difficult to accept it.
49. My baby girl is born, mother and daughter are safe! Thank you wife! Thank you all for your blessings! Thank you for your hard work, mom is the greatest! ! ! An excerpt from the official announcement copy on Moments that his wife has given birth to a tiger baby
Part 1 of the official announcement copy on Moments that his wife has given birth to a tiger baby
1. A new addition to the family , mother and child are safe!
2. It has a soft rib and a helmet.
3. With the help of my wife’s wife at 12:38, I successfully gave birth to a little princess weighing 6.3 kilograms. Mothers and women are in peace, special news! I am
4. After 43 hours of pain, the fighter finally held up a small cotton jacket in the summer. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.
5. The imperial edict has been carried by heaven, and the emperor issued an edict: Today, the tenth-rank official *** is happy to have a daughter, Long Yan is very happy, and she has adopted her as an adopted daughter, named Xiao Longnu. All the beloved ladies are specially ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, BMWs and famous horses, and fine wines to Xiao Longnu. If there are conditions, we should give it away; if there are no conditions, we should give it away if we create conditions. Violators will be severely punished. Admire this.
6. I have exited the warehouse and feel good, and new people from the earth are here to report.
At 22:20 on the evening of June 19, 2017, at the Red Cross Hospital in Xining, Qinghai, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing six and a half pounds. Mother and child are safe. I am a father!
8. Today, Japanese families are adding bricks and tiles to China's Acer, which has a population of 1.3 billion. In response to the national family planning call, this family only added one tile. This is a small step for the entire population history of China, but a giant step for our family. Everyone is welcome to visit the children when they are free.
9. The order placed ten months ago finally arrived today!
10. Welcome to the human world. You are about to start a new journey of a lifetime in the human world. I am your human tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have fun.
11. Before your wings are full, I will protect you from the wind and rain. Children, you are welcome. 41. After experiencing all kinds of pain and pain, I successfully gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket.
12. How far have you traveled before you fell from the source of life into my arms.
13. Thank you for your encouragement and care Qianxiang Jacket 20.
14. Unloading successful.
15. After 39 weeks of long transportation, you are finally born ~ my baby,
16. Dear friends, please pay attention to your own cabbages. My pigs are out of the pen today. .
17. The angel came to the world with clear eyebrows, a crescent-moon smile, and a childish face to become your baby. I hope love will be with him and he will grow up healthily and happily! Part 2 of the good news copywriting in Moments where the official announced that his wife had given birth to a tiger baby
18. Mother and child are safe! Wife, you work hard and I love you! Welcome your baby to our world
19. Thank you for your attention, my little monster, daddy will always be your tree!
20. I planted a seed and it finally grew fruit. Today is a great day.
21. Thank you for your visit, my little monster, dad will always be your big tree!
22. At 23:59 on June 2, 20xx, a little prince was born, weighing 7.7 pounds. Mother and son are safe. Thank you for visiting, our little guy!
23. I always thought I would be a grandpa! Today I completely understood something: It turns out that I am my grandpa’s destiny!
24. Thank you for your visit. From now on, the world of two people has become a family of three. I love you.
25. Congratulations on integrity and peace. Healthy and happy!
26. I don’t want to think about anything and nothing is important. I just hope that my most important baby will come soon. I look forward to you beyond words...
27. There is a great mother in the world, thank you wife.
28. My dear Fanfan gave birth to a little princess successfully. I wish the little baby grows up healthily and happily.
29. I would like to mention a new model without manual.
30. My son and daughter are both alive. Mother and son are safe. I am very happy and excited. Life is really wonderful. I am grateful for everything. It has been hard work for Yuanyuan to have two children in three years.
31. A baby boy was born at 23:58 on May 9th of the lunar calendar, weighing 3.18kg. Mother and child are safe. Thank you to relatives and friends for their concern. My wife is suffering.
32. Such a caring boss really makes me feel warm and I look forward to the safe arrival of my baby!
33. I finally welcome you into this world, and congratulations on becoming each other’s favorite person.
34. On the road to protecting my wife, I have gained another comrade-in-arms. Part 3 of the good news copywriting in Moments where the official announced that his wife had given birth to a tiger baby
35. Hello world, my little friend
36. Tears, the arrival of new life is so exciting It's not easy.
37. Give birth to a Mickey Mouse cub as a little brother
38. Dear comrades who are giving birth to girls, be optimistic about your cabbages. My pigs are out today.
39. I applied for a game account on X, month, X, year X, and started the account training mode.
40. Dear male best friends and female best friends, we had a baby by chance, the days of playing ball are over, China Merchants Bank, 8 pounds, mother and daughter are safe!
41. Don’t be afraid, girl, your father will always protect you in this life.
42. Mother and child are safe, I am a first time mommy, baby, please give me your advice for the rest of my life!
43. Thank you for coming to me and being my baby?
44. There is a new person in the family, weighing 7 pounds and 2 taels, and carrying a gun.
45. Firecrackers are going off for you, joy is always on your face, thousands of families are blessing you, and tens of thousands of households are rushing to express their congratulations to you. I am not to be outdone. Send this text message quickly to wish you a son. , I am here to wish you a great future, and congratulations on the birth of your son.
46. Thank you for choosing me to be your mother.
47. The originally peaceful life was broken by the cry of the baby. From then on, the young parents will start a new chapter of life. With the baby, even the brushstrokes become so soft and tender.
48. Giving birth to a new life, looking forward to your arrival, has a long way to go. Love you baby.
49. Our family George will meet you today. At 6:35, the birth was normal, mother and child were safe. I experienced the most unforgettable night in my life and the most heart-wrenching night.
50. I won’t say any more, it’s a bit incoherent, just one sentence: Mother and child are safe, 8 pounds fat boy! Great mother, great baby. A collection of sentences for low-key official announcements of pregnancy in the circle of friends (60 items)
Sentences for low-key official announcements of pregnancy in the circle of friends (Part 1)
1. Auntie starts now and leaves home Been away for nearly ten months.
2. Being pregnant really feels like it’s very, very difficult for everyone in the world, and it’s very great!
3. My daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy, mother and child are safe! Friends who want to congratulate you, name your child, get married, or recognize your child as a parent, please hurry up! Ha ha.
4. I love you, grow up with you, and spend your best time with you.
5. Pregnancy in ten months, once the baby is born, is the hardest working mother in the world, but also the most beautiful!
6. I have survived the most difficult times and met the happiest times. You are my weakness, my armor, and my heart.
7. I am pregnant and may have a Cancer baby. I feel so happy.
8. The saddest thing is that when I told you I was pregnant, you didn’t see any joy on your face.
9. The enemy has eight months to reach the battlefield.
10. Grasp the tail of pregnancy and take maternity photos.
11. The most expensive house was finally rented out for ten months with no extension.
12. There is a new member in the family!
13. I can tell I’m pregnant from behind. My mother says I walk in an exaggerated way, but I don’t think so.
14. My wife and I are going to “upgrade”! Congratulations to us!
15. Pregnant, happy.
16. The little happiness that will grow up finally comes to us.
17. I am pregnant. In the new year, God gave me the best New Year gift.
18. In my belly, in my eyes, in my heart? It’s you. !
19. Every time your heart beats, the corners of my mouth curl up.
20. When you are pregnant, you see pregnant women all over the neighborhood, but you rarely see them at ordinary times. A low-key official statement in the circle of friends announcing that she is pregnant (Part 2)
21. You are almost 7 months old and you are growing up so fast. Look at the maternity photos dad took of mom. Are they very classy?
22. My appetite has been bad lately, so I have to eat enough for myself after all.
23. Mother and child are safe! A little boy weighing 7 pounds and 3 taels! ! Wife, thank you for your hard work! ! !
24. There are always some little surprises in life.
25. My angel, my little baby, I look forward to meeting you.
26. I am pregnant, but my life must be beautiful and I need to be grateful!
27. Pregnancy is not easy. I hope you can grow up safely and healthily. No matter how much suffering I have to endure, it is worth it. I will arrive safely in March next year.
28. The breasts of a girl are getting bigger and bigger, but the breasts of a boy remain unchanged!
29. Sleeping is a problem now. It’s too painful. Pregnancy is too uncomfortable. The key is that it’s only 3 and a half months!
30. You are a baby for the first time and I am a mother for the first time.
31. Recently I have to eat for two.
32. My deskmate said she was pregnant and the baby’s name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby’s dad was and she said the baby’s dad’s name is Snacks!
33. Be grateful! This year, I got married, my wife is pregnant, I have my own big house, and my work is going smoothly. All my wishes have come true!
34. Those who know that they are pregnant are extremely happy, and they are filled with all kinds of happiness during pregnancy.
35. Men, if you don’t have the ability to be a father, don’t let your woman get pregnant. If you don’t have the ability to be responsible, don’t mess around!
36. I want to tell you a secret. In fact, I am pregnant. It's already the fifth week, and the child's father doesn't know.
37. Our two-person world finally has a "mistress"!
38. The best care in the world is probably when he suddenly knows that you are married or pregnant, but he doesn’t ask or say anything, he just makes chicken soup for you.
39. My appetite has become very good after pregnancy, what can I do? Why can’t I always have enough to eat?
40. When I get pregnant, I will buy a juicer and drink a glass of juice every day! A low-key official statement in the circle of friends announcing that she is pregnant (Part 3)
41. My dear baby, the whole family is waiting for you. Although pregnancy is very uncomfortable
42. From now on, I have a weakness and an armor.
43. My God, my little baby, is looking forward to meeting you.
44. Vomiting every now and then, it’s not easy to be a mummy.
45. The fetal movements of male babies are frequent and accurate. Mine kept moving until it was born.
46. The Qing palace is accurate! The uterine evacuation charts for both babies are accurate!
47. Produced by Liu and manufactured by Yu, product 1.0 is officially released. Release time: X year Everyone cares.
48. This pregnancy, the third trimester of pregnancy is really a big mistake, the body has problems one after another, and all kinds of discomforts appear one after another!
49. I gave birth to a son, who looks as handsome as his father. Please rest assured, uncles, aunts, and aunts.
50. The validity period for the only child of Dabao will end in X next year. Please cherish this period of time.
51. I am happy, I am really happy to be pregnant. My husband takes good care of me and brings fruits to my hands every day.
52. The order placed ten months ago finally arrived today!
53. I have never felt hard during my pregnancy. Feeling the baby’s movements makes me feel very happy.
54. My son and daughter are both alive. Mother and son are safe. I am very happy and excited. Life is really wonderful. I am grateful for everything. It has been hard work for Yuanyuan to have two children in three years.
55. My ChestnutBB, the days when I am united with you, my happiness overcomes all kinds of discomfort.
56. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!
57. The tadpole turned into a frog, weighing 6.8 pounds each. If you want to ask about the surprise, he actually brought a handle with him.
58. Pregnancy is a hard thing, but it is also very happy. Men cannot experience this kind of happiness.
59. I have been very busy recently. I am busy? ?Fat, you are busy ?growing up!
60. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met you, but I love you deeply. My wife has given birth to a daughter, a low-key sentence for my father to announce the good news in the circle of friends
My wife has given birth to a daughter, a father has a low-key sentence to announce the good news to the circle of friends. Part 1
1. No. 1 speech on the birth of the baby in the circle of friends Zhang
2. Before your wings are full, I will protect you from the wind and rain. Children, you are welcome. 41. After experiencing all kinds of pains of having no love, I successfully gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket.
3. Dear male best friends and female best friends, it was an accident, and the days of playing ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 pounds, mother and daughter are safe!
4. The greatness of maternal love can only be experienced most deeply when a mother gives birth to a child! Thank you for your hard work, wife! come on!
5. Watch your cabbage, the pigs are out!
6. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but none of them are as cute as yours.
7. Don’t say it, no words at all, just: peace between mother and child, 8 pound fat boy! Great baby fuck, great baby.
8. We have to grow up anyway, so let’s grow up together
9. Tears, how difficult it is to have a new life.
10. The boy lying in the weapon...
11. From the time of labor pain at around 12 o'clock in the middle of the night to when I went to bed at 4:30, after nearly four hours of hard work, Xing There are two daughters and two sons left in Tuo. Mother and son are safe. I found out that Xingtuo really likes the number 27. The first child was born on September 27, and the current child is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, which is very good. I named you Xingtuo in vain. Mom loves you ~
12. I actually gave birth to a person...
13. The tadpole turned into a frog, weighing six pounds and eight pounds. I have to ask about the surprise. Fortunately, Don't bring it.
14. Mother and child are safe! Wife, you work hard and I love you! Welcome your baby to our world
15. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe, and there will be another man to protect you in the future. Thank you Aling.
16. It is so ugly that it is difficult to accept it.
17. After 43 hours of pain, the fighter finally held up a small cotton jacket in the summer. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family. My wife gave birth to a daughter, a low-key message from my father’s circle of friends to announce the good news in a low-key manner.
18. The daughter was successfully born! Thank you for your hard work! With this little cotton-padded jacket, Mommy won’t be cold anymore!
19. As a first-time mother, please take care of me for the rest of my life.
20. How far have you traveled before you fell from the source of life into my arms.
21. At 23:59 on June 2, 20xx, a little prince was born, weighing 7.7 pounds. Mother and son are safe. Thank you for visiting, our little guy!
22. The road ahead is still long, but you let hope carry on my wings. I am willing to take you to fly.
23. On the road to protecting my wife, I have gained another comrade-in-arms.
24. Mother and child are safe! Boy, your era has begun! come on.
25. At 12:14 noon on July 15, my wife gave birth to a baby boy by caesarean section, weighing 8 pounds. Mother and baby were safe. Thank you for your concern!
26. After waiting for almost thirty years, my lover from the previous life is finally here. From today on, I am a man I can hug on both sides, haha.
27. A cry is the declaration of life, and a photo records the initial appearance of life.
28. The diagonal line at night, happiness.
29. A fat kid weighing eight pounds and six ounces starts saving money to marry a wife!
30. Unloading successful.
31. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, thanks to TV, my daughter-in-law gave birth to the little prince successfully at X time on X day, weighing 8 pounds and 8 taels. Mother and daughter are safe, special good news!
32. Don’t worry, Xianer and her son are safe for the time being. Thank you for your concern! Unified reply!
33. Don’t be afraid, dad will always protect you.
34. The capture was successful and the four-legged gold-swallowing beast was obtained. Part 3 of low-key messages announcing the good news in the circle of friends of my father that my wife has given birth to a daughter.
35. Monogamy for life (both children and children)
36. From then on, there are weaknesses and armor.
37. Little Duanduan finally came to this world at 6:28 on June 20. Mother and child are safe ~ Thank you for meeting us in this life. Let us work together to become a healthy baby. Both father and mother will be very happy. Hardworking.
A little chubby, a baby girl weighing 7 pounds~
38. On the rainy morning of July 20, Xiao Guyu was born in the People’s Hospital, also known as Qin Shouxiu, a boy weighing 8 pounds. Mother and son are safe.
39. The kindness reaches under the tongue, Lin'er comes to my home. Menstruation is painful for ten months, and it is difficult to open the bones and fingers. The baby weighs seven pounds and three, and is safe with his mother. Thank you heaven and earth.
40. Thank you for your attention, my little monster, daddy will always be your big tree!
41. Today, our x family has contributed to Acer, a country with a population of 1.3 billion. This is a small step in the history of China’s population, but it is a big step for our x family!
42. One son and one daughter, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what more can a husband ask for.
43. Thank you for your visit, my little monster, dad will always be your big tree!
44. Today I am a mother for the first time, and I have gained countless joys.
45. It’s the first time we met, but I feel like I’ve been in love with you for a long time.
46. Please take good care of your own cabbage. I have a cabbage grower in my house.
47. I planted a seed and it finally grew fruit. Today is a great day.
48. A baby boy was born at 23:58 on May 9th of the lunar calendar, weighing 3.18kg. Mother and child are safe. Thank you to my relatives and friends for their concern. My wife is affected.
49. My baby girl is born, mother and daughter are safe! Thank you wife! Thank you all for your blessings! Thank you for your hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !
50. In the October cycle, once you give birth, I meet you for the first time and I love you very much.
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