Classic comic dialogue jokes funny jokes

With the development of the times, the word Duanzi is no longer limited to its original meaning, and its form and content have changed. Duanzi has even become a cultural industry. Duanzi has become a way for everyone to spread information. Next is the "classic crosstalk sketch" I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Classic cross talk (popular) 1. I'll take the knife when your hair reaches your waist.

Compare which of these two fish is handsome, and handsome is tomorrow's dish.

I know how to spend money, but I don't know how to earn it, which is worrying.

4. Cheating on your brother, thundering five times a day, is not good for women, walking down, being afraid of instability with a knife and drinking blood.

5. There was a duckling, ugly and sad, and finally turned into a big white goose.

6. A bunch of kindergarten children downstairs are playing with the little magic fairy and have been playing. Finally, they couldn't help opening the window and shouting "Gunara, the god of darkness!" They all ran away, which is really annoying.

7. Don't argue with me, every word you say will be used as evidence to hurt me in court.

8. First friends, then sisters, and finally babies.

9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the waves before died in military training.

10. Don't tell me to grow old together. What my sister wants is black hair forever.

1 1. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or freeze me to death with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. I want black and white, clean and tidy.

12. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

13. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

14. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?

15. Even if the whole world is insulting you, I will spend the rest of my life telling you sweet words.

Classic cross talk (classic) 1. I like you. It's too direct to turn around.

2. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

3. A woman can't fight back when she hits a man. She had to hide, but she couldn't avoid strong kissing. This is a good man.

I don't want to show love, I'm afraid I'm going to die!

If you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.

6. A dull life is not what I want. This will make me feel like a dead man.

7. Don't always underestimate yourself, there are many people. Noble? How many people are there? Humble? Finally, I still don't know who doesn't deserve it.

8. In my world, I am the rule.

9. Boyfriends and girlfriends can't accommodate, and the more they wait, the more they want to break up.

10. I heard that watching martial arts movies can lose weight, because it often says that you are going to die!

1 1. There must be a girl like me who sweats after taking a shower and getting dressed.

12. Once I went shopping, I dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to me said, look at this mobile phone, it's not light, and the phone bill has fallen out.

13. It's always normal for a person to watch a kissing scene, but it's always inappropriate for a child to watch it with his parents.

14. Let's talk about making trouble. If a man doesn't care, I don't want it.

15. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

Classic cross talk (selected articles) 1. The highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose.

I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

Nothing lasts forever, nothing lasts long, and anyone can find an excuse to go first.

I don't want you to hold it in your hand. Someone else's temperature.

Don't be in heat, I'll give you money, and you can satisfy me, a bitch who hasn't mated for a long time.

6. I said I am not a woman. I only smell sweat, not feminine.

7. It's not terrible to bump into an avatar, but it's a joke to bump into a couple's avatar.

8. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

9. Dear son, I'm sorry, but your father hasn't caught up with your mother. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.

10. Face the world with the most lazy attitude.

1 1. I'm not invisible today, I want to be online, and I will cherish the last day.

12. Are you willing to tell him your sorrow? He is the person you want to be close to and cherish most.

13. Being good-looking is superior?

14. Only when you are lovelorn will you be a poet.