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A clever boy and a stupid boy went to the oral exam, and the teacher asked the clever boy; "Who invented the electric light", "Edison", "Who discovered the thunder", "Madame Curie", "Who discovered the gravity of the earth" and "Newton", 100, the clever boy told him the answer to help the stupid boy, and the teacher asked; Who is your father? ","Edison ","Who is your mother? " Madame Curie, who told you that? , "Newton" One day, an China, an American and a Japanese got lost in the desert. The three of them walked and saw a magic lamp. When the fairy came out, they said, "I can satisfy you three." The American said, "I want a lot of money, I want a very high position, and I want to go back to my home." The fairy fulfilled his wish. It was the Japanese's turn. He said, "I want a lot of money. I want a very high position. I want to go back to my home. The fairy also fulfilled his wish. It's China's turn. He said, "Give me a bottle of two. The fairy conjured many spirit Erguotou, and he drank it contentedly. At this moment, the fairy said, "You have a third wish, say it! I just looked at the man and thought about it, and said, "I'm not satisfied with myself or myself." Call those two back! ! ! - -! Continued: Three people were walking in the desert again. When they were walking, they met the magic lamp, and the fairy came out again. Now that Americans and Japanese have grown up, they say to China, "Let's make a wish first! I just looked at the man and thought about it, and said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou! After drinking, he said, "Give me some more Erguotou! Then he drank, and the fairy asked him, "You have a third wish. Say it! I saw that the man said impatiently, "well, we've had enough. Let's go!" "The tables are full and the leaders are coming. The house was full of greetings. The waitress next to the party is beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous. Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" " Miss hurried forward and pointed: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, * * * seven! "Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say," Pour the tea! " Miss busy "down" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 7." Someone asked, "What are you counting?" Miss hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog." "Everyone was very angry and shouted," Call your manager! "When the manager came in, he hung his hand, smiled and asked," What do you want to tell me? "The leader said," Don't ask more questions. Go and check the age of this young lady. The manager thought for a moment and answered according to his orders: "18 years old, a dog!" " "The leader smiled and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders. Miss and manager are like falling into the clouds. After 30 days of drinking, a dish came up: "Stewed tortoise!" Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Someone dialed the king with chopsticks and said, "lead, lead!" " The leader looked at the turtle's crazy shaking head and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement, and he didn't want to go against everyone's good wishes. He tasted the soup with a spoon and said, "Good, good! Please feel free. " Someone said, "Yes-a turtle should have soup!" " The leader almost spat with anger. After a while, the soup was almost finished, and a round thing surfaced and asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady quickly replied, "It's an asshole." Everyone was surprised and happy: "Leaders eat first, leaders eat first!" This time, the leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck" and was very happy. He called the young lady: "Give it to everyone!" For a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader asked angrily, "Why, is this unclear?" The young lady said awkwardly, "How to divide seven people and six bastards?" Everyone looked at each other, full of delicious food, hard to swallow.