The classic joke of Xiaoji?

The classic jokes in Little Guang Lin are as follows:

1, people ask, "Mutton and goose. How can it be so poisonous? " Or answer, "I've been a vegetarian all my life."

Someone asked, "Why do mutton and goose smell so bad?" Answer: "Because I have been a vegetarian all my life."

2, there are snobs who will stay away every time they come out. The fellow traveler asked him why, and replied, "Give up my relatives." So many times, colleagues are tired. Even if I meet a beggar, I will try to avoid him and say, "Give up my relatives." Q: "Why are there such relatives?" He said, "But all the good ones are recognized by you."

There was a vain man who avoided every time he went out and met a passing dignitary. People in the same trade asked why, and he said, "That's my relative." Every time this happens, people in the same industry feel very annoyed. Later, I met a beggar, and my fellow travelers followed me to the side and said, "That beggar is my relative." Vanity people can't help asking, "How can you have such poor relatives?" Answer: "Because all good things are recognized by you."

3. An Weng said, "My family has three daughters-in-law, all of whom are extremely filial. The eldest daughter-in-law was afraid that I would be soft-spoken, so she added salt when she saw me enter the door. My second daughter-in-law is afraid of my loneliness and often plays bamboo drums with me. The third daughter-in-law is more filial. She heard that' eat less at night and live to ninety-nine'. So don't have breakfast with me. "

4. People who are worried about the poor, or teach them: "Just ask the matchmaker." The man said, "Can media security cure the poor?" Answer: "With your poor family and media population, you will make a fortune."

Some people worry about poverty all day, and some people teach him: "Just talk to the matchmaker and you will make a fortune." People who are worried about poverty say, "How can the matchmaker solve poverty?" Answer: "No matter which family is poor, after the matchmaker said it, they all made a fortune."

5. Some people entertain guests with light wine. The guests tasted it and praised your cooking. The Lord said, "How can you see the coarse vegetables before they are served?" Answer: "If nothing else, it's wonderful just to cook soup with wine."

A man invited a guest to drink watered wine, which was very weak. The guest tasted it and sarcastically praised his family's good cooking. The host said, "The food hasn't been served yet. How do you know? " Answer: "If nothing else, it is wonderful to cook this wine in boiled water."