Humorous and sarcastic, there is a thorn in the smile, who is it stabbing?

1. WeChat can really change a person. Before, we just chatted, but now when you come to me, you either ask me to vote, or ask me to forward it to your circle of friends, instead of asking me to follow the official account. Just ask me to scan the QR code, either ask me to like it, or just ask me to send you a red envelope. I’m almost fooling you. Why can’t you tell me a joke?

2. 1. My buddy, I work at a solar manufacturing company and met him a few days ago.

Buddy: "The company's performance is not good, and wages will no longer be paid."

Me: "Doesn't the state support new energy companies?"

Buddy : "What's the use of support? There's no sun in the haze all day, so who the hell is using solar energy!?"

3. The masses reported that at a construction site in the east of the city, someone was brutally constructing and destroying cultural relics.

As a reporter, I rushed to the scene quickly. Facing the broken tiles and ruins on the ground, I asked the person in charge: "Do you know that this section of the city wall you destroyed is six hundred years old?" It’s history!”

The person in charge took out the planning drawings and said to me: “Six hundred years is nothing. The cultural tourism park that will be built here will recreate the style of the ancient city eight hundred years ago.”

4. People in the world say that parents are good, but in fact they are always respectful of the young. They pay for the care of their children and reimburse their grandchildren’s expenses.

The world says that parents are good, but how much do you know when old and young are upside down? High-end famous brands belong to the children, while discarded products go to the elders.

After decades of hard work, he became a cook after retirement, taking care of the little emperor on weekdays and welcoming the "returning delegation" on Sundays.

5. After working for a year, I earned a pair of couplets:

First couplet: Tearing down the east wall to make up for the holes in the west wall is still a hole.

Second line: Borrowing a new account to repay an old one is an IOU.

Hengbiao: Money is tight every year.