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I write a 50-word composition (writing about appearance and personality characteristics)
She is me!
I am a quiet and elegant girl, the biggest feature is that I love reading, and when I see it, I forget the time and eat. A Dream of Red Mansions, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, 100,000 Why's ... are all my spiritual food, so my knowledge is particularly large. But I also made a joke, because I was reading a book.
It was noon in the third grade, and my mother asked me to buy a bottle of soy sauce in the canteen downstairs. I readily agreed. Holding the money, I grabbed a diary of a laughing cat before going out and read it with relish while walking. I stumbled to the canteen and the boss asked me what to buy. I happened to see the word "shoe polish" in the book, so I casually replied, "Buy a bottle of shoe polish." Carrying shoe polish, I slowly walked upstairs, and the joys and sorrows in the story brought me to a wonderful realm. When I saw Erya, a beautiful kitten, practicing talking to others day and night to help a deaf-mute old man sell newspapers, I was moved to tears. When I saw that Er Ya helped the elderly sell a lot of newspapers and successfully learned to speak human words, I felt extremely proud of her. When you see ... as the hour hand runs, time goes by unconsciously. ...
"Why did you buy soy sauce for so long?" I handed the bottle of shoe polish to my mother. "What's the matter? I asked you to buy soy sauce, but you bought shoe polish! " Mother, anxious and angry, knocked on my head. I suddenly came out of my fantasy, looked at my angry mother and looked at the bottle of shoe polish: "Ah, maybe I was so fascinated by reading that I bought soy sauce as shoe polish by mistake." I realized my mistake and bowed my head. "You little book fan really make me angry and funny!" Mom is in distress situation.
Am I a veritable little book fan? But you can't read while walking in the future, otherwise it may be a joke or a tragedy. Would you like to make friends with me?
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