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The number of words written by one person is about 45O.

1. Write a composition with 45O words, and they will love you more. They shoulder the heavy responsibility of raising us, no matter how naughty we are. Every elder cherishes their children's affection and loves you, which is not worth it.

We live in love from birth, just like a warning, it will always be by your side. However, by then, it will be too late to light up the road ahead; Affection. Rich or poor, talk about your future. In the face of affection, everyone is equal, crying and joking, and cherishing every affection.

Grow up with your family. Fly your dreams. We are surrounded by love and happy every day; Family is more like a big tree, sheltering you from the wind and rain. Grateful to your family, let you cherish it more and have more beautiful memories in the gaudy years. They still love us because we are their children, just like a bright light. This is great love. We not only appreciate their existence, but also love us as your support. Even if we hate them and ruin their most precious things, it is indispensable to have family company. On a cold winter night. It accompanies you through your golden childhood; Affection is a trace of love in scolding. Love is giving without expecting anything in return. Give a smile to everyone who loves you or who you love. Only affection can make you not afraid of the cold and go further and further on the road of life. Affection is a kind of beautiful love. Let it bring you growth and encouragement. Cherish family ties and learn to maintain them. On the long road of life, everyone has the opportunity to love and be loved. No one can deprive this sacred right. Love the people around you, always feel that they are in the way, like a cup of hot tea, inspiring you to move forward and warming your heart; Hard-won affection can always bring you endless warmth and joy. Thanksgiving family, which transcends blood and age. Learning to love someone will make you learn to appreciate your family and quarrel with them because of a small matter. Don't wait to lose it. In life, there is affection everywhere. On the road of growth, naughty, they will tolerate, too this and that. We have many shortcomings and are picky eaters. Love is a trace of love in that long-winded words. Family ties are everywhere. Don't let them feel that they have passed by sadness. Meeting happiness is an innate desire for protection.

Some people say that my mother's love is like a mountain and the sea, but I think my mother's love moistens my heart like a trickle of water, which makes me feel extremely happy.

I remember once, my good friend was hospitalized with a cold and fever. As for me, I was infected, too. I was fine in class during the day and suddenly had a high fever at night. I took my temperature and burned it to 40 degrees.

My mother quickly put a wet towel on my forehead and gave me antipyretic medicine, which made me drink a lot of water. I fell asleep in a daze. I feel like taking medicine for a while, drinking water for a while, applying a cold towel to my forehead for a while ... and finally sleeping till dawn. When I opened my eyes, my mother was still sitting next to me. Her eyes were red.

When she saw that I was awake, she took my temperature again-38.5℃. Mom said to dad, "No, we have to go to the hospital."

In the hospital, the doctor diagnosed tonsil suppuration and had to be infused. My mother kept going to get the medicine, then sent me home and asked the nurse to give me an injection.

After I lost my blood, my mother went to cook and feed me bite by bite. In the afternoon, I was much better.

At this time, my mother breathed a long sigh of relief. Under the careful care of my mother, my illness soon recovered.

Looking at my mother's tired appearance, I want to say to her, "Mom, you have worked hard!" " No matter when and where, I will never forget your love for me. "In my heart, there has always been such a scenery-it is not as desolate and majestic as a lonely desert, nor as gentle and beautiful as a small bridge and flowing water, nor as wonderful and magnificent as a mirage, but in my heart, it is the warmest and most touching-I remember when I was a child, I was a lazy child, and there seemed to be nothing but studying, eating and sleeping.

Unlike my mother, I work during the day and do housework at night, and only have a few opportunities to relax on weekends. So, naturally, I always like to watch my mother be quiet and busy in my spare time.

When I went to kindergarten, my life was full of laughter. Toys, books, classmates … are all my good playmates.

I had so much fun in this garden that I forgot that it was my mother who silently cleared the weeds in the garden, fertilized me and watered my flowers. Finally, after several years, I became a pupil with honor.

When I practiced the pinyin of "A, O, E" in the room, when I calculated the formula of "10+20" at the dining table, and when I read "Song of the Stream" aloud in the living room, it was my mother who handed me a cup of tea when I was thirsty. It's mom. Help me solve any problems. When I hit a wall in reciting, it was my mother who gave me encouragement and comfort ... but I always thought it was my mother's responsibility, ignoring my mother's hurried back, tired body, pale smile and wrinkles around her eyes.

Last summer vacation, I made an appointment with my parents to hold a family intelligence contest. Summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, now, I declare that the family intelligence competition officially begins. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example.

Mom listened, thought for a while and said: Classical Chinese refers to poems with characters, feelings and feelings, such as the ancient narrative poem Learning Games, which tells us to concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. I can't help clapping my hands and saying, that's right. Give red ten points. After that, he turned and wrote the addition of 10 in red on the blackboard. Next, I asked my father Lan Fang to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? Mm-hmm, when I saw that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The joke king said, let it go or not, let it go or not. I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, dad, laughed.

Finally, my mother won 20 points. This test is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.

4. The first unit of the fourth grade composition describes the scenery. In Yongfu Town, southeast of Muchuan County, my hometown, there is a leisure paradise-Muchuan Bamboo Sea.

Bamboo is everywhere, green and very strong. Some are like fat dolls, very cute; Some are like shy little girls, hiding; Others stand as straight as strong young people. When the breeze blows, bamboo seems to be dancing and bamboo leaves are rippling everywhere. It is really an "ocean" of bamboo.

These bamboos are treasures: weaving baskets, building houses, making artworks and making paper ... It is precisely because of them that Yongfeng Company can continuously produce all kinds of high-quality paper for the benefit of the people.

There are many scenic spots in Muchuan Bamboo Sea, such as Xiao Dong Fei Hong, Shui Yue Wind Tunnel, Wuliheng, Yuanyang Lake, Buring Cave and Haiting Pavilion, which will make people linger.

The most interesting thing is that the flute is flying The spring water poured down from the mountain more than 40 meters high, splashing on a big turtle stone like a meteor, splashing countless water. As soon as the sun shines, it is foggy, like a beautiful rainbow.

In Muchuan Bamboo Sea, you can also appreciate the original ecology.

5. Learn the composition of Chinese characters 45o This is a calm ocean, with no storms. The four seasons are as warm as spring, and its name is "Heart". There are a group of Chinese boys who live happily here, and that is us. Every day, the little master of the soul will go to the Chinese character kingdom to pick up new members to settle here, and our family is expanding day by day.

There are seven Zhong Jingang in the family. They are: "Yes, one, one, yes, no, me and existence." They're amazing. Every day, they look cocky. Why?

It turned out that our little master, who likes to use something called a pencil as a baton, directed us to arrange a group gymnastics called composition. Under the orderly command of her baton, our Chinese character boys and brothers stood in their respective positions, waiting for the audience to review. At this time, the most conspicuous must be the "seven golden steels". They have many twin brothers and occupy a lot of places in the queue. But everyone was impressed by them, because the "composition" group calisthenics arranged by the host had to win everyone's applause, and they really contributed.

The host is very serious when guiding us. From time to time, she has new whimsy, and our queue is constantly innovating and changing with her command. Sometimes when we are naughty and accidentally stand in the wrong formation, the young master will tap the small skull of the Chinese character boy who is in the wrong line with the small rubber at the end of the baton, and the misspelled boy will walk away shyly and quietly.

My master's baton is dancing and we are running happily. With our joint efforts, the "composition exercise" guided by my master has become more and more exciting. Listening to the constant applause around us and watching the bright smile on the host's face, we are also happy.

6. Composition: There will always be many temptations on the road of life around 45o words in front of grades, and we should try our best to resist these temptations. Whether we can resist them is the key to success.

I remember once, it was Sunday, I didn't go to school, and I started to do my homework after breakfast in the morning. My mother is going to work. Before she left, she said, "Be obedient at home and do your homework well, do you hear?" Although I said yes, I thought to myself: today is Saturday, so it's not too late for me to play for a while and then do my homework. "Mom added," you should read more documents. Your writing ability is too poor. How to improve Chinese performance without reading more books?

Also, didn't I buy you some math reference numbers? You should also read more books. The math problem above is very good. After you finish your homework, you have to recite the words. Words are the basis of English composition. "I absent-minded agreed.

However, as soon as my parents left, I picked up the game machine. I was just about to start playing. I thought: Mom and Dad will definitely come back, so I quickly put down the game machine, and then rushed to the table at a speed of 180 mph per second and began to clean up some homework. As I expected, mom and dad came back. My parents saw me doing my homework and said happily, "You are a good boy." I am very happy, but my heart began to beat faster and my face turned red. My mother asked me what happened, and I said, "Oh, nothing, maybe it's because I'm so happy!" " "I quickly changed the subject to hide my inner tension and anxiety.

As soon as my parents left, I crept to the door and put my ear on it. I was relieved to hear my parents' footsteps coming downstairs. Just before I started playing, I remembered my mother's happy expression when she saw that I was doing my homework seriously instead of playing video games. I began to hesitate: should I play? If I play, my parents will be sad and I will be happy; If I stop playing, my parents will be happy, my parents will be happy, and I will be happy. Besides, other students should study hard at home.

I remembered the teacher's earnest instruction at school that "we should study hard and get good grades in the final exam in the near future". These images came to my mind and my brain began to fight fiercely. "Doing homework" is the messenger of justice, and "playing games" is the representative of evil.

Since ancient times, evil is invincible, so I decided not to play games. After my parents came back, I asked permission before I called. At noon, my parents came back, and I proudly told them my performance at noon. They praised me as a good boy! Throughout the ages, people who have made great contributions and achievements are all people who can resist temptation, and being able to resist temptation is a necessary condition for their success.

7. Share a composition of not less than 45o words. When a heart falls into a trough, it is care that makes it stand at the peak; A feeling of getting cold is to care about warming it up again. It is with this caring note in life that the melody of happiness will ripple everywhere. We all say that we grew up under the care of our mother. At this time, our thoughts have put on wings and flew far, far away. ...

In childhood

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When I was a child, I was naughty and willful. I always liked to snuggle in my mother's arms and listen to rhythmic melody, telling stories with my mother's gentle voice. To me, this is the most beautiful note in the world. That's it. Use this.

Lullaby, I fell asleep sweetly. I dreamed of playing on the grass with my mother; Flying kites under the blue sky also releases our wishes; At night, accompany her to watch the sunset, and let Xia Guang bathe herself ... at night.

It's too dark and crazy. I was awakened by fright, and my mother was awakened by crying. "Don't be afraid, son, mom is here!" "

My mother patted me with her hand and hummed me a lullaby. I felt so warm in my mother's arms that I fell asleep again.

When I grow up

At the urging of my mother, I spent a day.

The days grew day by day, and finally, I went to school. My mother wakes me up as early as a small alarm clock every day. I am lazy and always want to stay under the bed, but my mother's phrase "always early, everything is early" makes me very uncomfortable.

I don't get up. At this time, my mother has made breakfast. After breakfast, I will go to school with a small bag on my back. "You should pay attention to safety, study hard and get along well with your classmates ..." These three words should be tied together with my mother's exhortation.

Bound in * * *. My mother smiled with relief when I appeared in front of her with these awards in my hand. That smile is brilliant, brilliant. ...

I just put the bottle in the water ... it's fun on National Day.

It is another National Day holiday. There are * * * interesting ice and snow on the playground, and there are thrilling crazy buses. I left there reluctantly. I jumped up happily and shouted, "Mom, I want to breastfeed, too. My home has become lively. I am very happy. My brother who went to college in Xi 'an came back, and so did my grandparents in my hometown.

Early in the morning, a group of fish crawled around as if talking about something, with a surprised smile on their faces. My mother took us to the park to play, where there were so many people. Found a large group of people around a pool, crazy disco made people stand up, bumper cars were very enjoyable ... dazzling, we played one after another.

Suddenly, I clutched the nipple tightly, afraid to take the bottle away. Soon the remaining treasure in the bottle was eaten up by it. I flew in surprise and saw several children feeding a large group of red carp with small bottles, wanting to eat the remaining treasures in the bottles. Finally, a strong man grabbed the bottle. "Mother also feel curious, readily agreed. My aunt gave me a small bottle full of Yu 'ebao.

On the way home, I kept thinking, fish is really smart.

9. The 45o-word composition about grasping realized that because he had been thinking about how unfair God was to him, he forgot the bridge God had laid for him in his life setbacks. He didn't look again, but took the river under the bridge and finally took the road of no return.

Today, I wonder why God gave me a cruel spring, summer, autumn and winter, and why it is not mild all year round. Now I feel all wet.

Because, for me now, summer is your test, autumn is your harvest, and winter is your test. After you overcome difficulties, spring is the best thing to welcome you. It is surrounded by the most fragrant flowers and grass. I like this feeling. Because the fruit of my efforts in this process, as the saying goes, what you give up, you can get.

Similarly, this day, I think, is my worst day. Wherever I go, I get moldy. Just when I was about to curse God, God gave me what I wanted. In retrospect, I have got it before. I felt that I had missed it, because I was carried away by bad luck at that time, and I didn't realize that God had given me good in bad luck, so it would be impossible to be perfect if I gave up. So when you encounter difficulties, please be calm, discover and think. In this way, you won't go wrong on the road of life. Guess what? Everyone.

10. This composition is pleasant. The winter vacation of the fourth grade is about 45o, but I am still reminiscing about an interesting thing in the winter vacation-setting off firecrackers. Setting off firecrackers is a custom in the new year, and it is the most interesting thing for us children in the new year. As it happens, we spent this year's New Year in the "firecrackers" of grandma's house.

On New Year's Eve, we came to grandma's house and sat in the living room. My uncle was there, and after receiving several letters of interest, my uncle's children clamored to set off firecrackers. We just bought some guns, too My mother said to me, "Go up and play with them and watch them." I said excitedly, "Good!" In fact, I am happier than them.

We quickly went to the rooftop and couldn't wait to tear open the plastic bag containing firecrackers, but I saw many kinds of firecrackers: cannons, bombers, voles and parachutes. There are also the most common match cannons and sand cannons, and there are also many fireworks.

I'll ask them to light some incense first so as not to burn their hands when using the lighter. When everything is ready, we can start playing. "What should I put first?" I am meditating. Suddenly, my sister said to me, "Let's parachute first. I haven't seen it yet! " The other children agreed. "good!" I pretended to be a "king of children" and said.

Then I put my parachute on the flat ground, lit the fuse and walked away. I saw a parachute, and it flew into the sky with a beep. It was a bang. The most interesting thing came: a toy figure descended from the sky with a parachute. It's like the explosion of a Japanese fighter plane invading China. Everyone enjoys this situation, and continuous shooting is in their hands.

Let's play vole! I handed the incense to my sister and let her play. I saw her put the gun in the clearing, lit it carefully and walked away. "Field mouse" immediately began to disperse, scurrying around, flashing different colors of fire, but soon went out. I can't help feeling that although its "life" is short, it has also contributed to people and brought them happiness!

I was thinking about it when my mother came over and said happily, "Let's set off fireworks together!" " ""good! "Obviously, they are impatient. In this way, in the dark, they walked and danced happily with their own fireworks. I can't help laughing!

Because I seem to see the hope of the motherland flashing in this dark night. This year's New Year's Eve dinner with firecrackers is really full. I will come again next year.