Selected quotes from Zeng Xiaoxian in iPartment

In Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian always makes us laugh. How much do you know about Zeng Xiaoxian’s famous quotes in Love Apartment? Below I have compiled some famous quotes by Zeng Xiaoxian in Love Apartment, please enjoy.

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1. Xiaoxian: You two are full and have nothing to do, right?

2. Xiaoxian: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don’t realize the content at all. . . How bad is it

3. Xiaoxian: If cakes can be formed naturally, why did humans invent the oven?

4. Xiaoxian: Today is noon We can have dinner.

5. The bar does not sell alcohol, but salted fish.

6. Xiaoxian: Why should all the good things be yours and all the bills are mine

7. Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You are not just casual People!

8. Xiaoxian: Welcome to your moon and my heart.

9. Xiaoxian: Yifei~~~Xiaofeifei~~~~~Feifeifei loves a classic

10. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome , 24K pure handsome~~

11. Xiaoxian: Oh, I understand, you are going to the coffin with Bibi Shuang, you want to save face.

12. Xiaoxian: You see, he is an irreplaceable, impeccable, and unparalleled good man. I have decided happily to support such a technical job in the scene. Who else would it be?

13. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should reflect his grace and cultivation everywhere. Everything is done from the other person's point of view, inadvertently showing understanding and care for you.

14. Xiaoxian: This kind of numbness in the face will make all human beings tense up and tremble.

15. Xiaoxian: With my help, Nuolan got divorced. In order to thank me, she even took special care of me. It was a bit wretched. Bah, it was too wretched.

16. I have now learned a new game called Bull Bullet Coin.

17. Yifei: I came to the balcony to admire the moon. Wow, what an exquisite reason! Yifei: Then what are you doing here? Enjoy the sun.

18. What do you mean, you don’t plan to tell her a joke at this time, then you really become a joke.

19. As the saying goes, drinking is enough to satisfy your desires, and eating is enough to do nothing.

20. This story tells us, don’t be unwelcome to others, because you may also be disliked by others; conversely, don’t be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may not be disliked by others at any time. . It is precisely because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

21. Go to your grandma’s banana peel, this guy is cheating!

22. Do you know what is the most annoying thing? It’s not playing the piano to a cow, it’s a group of cows playing the piano to each other. I'm looking at you and flicking the coin!

23. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the key!

24. Read more, read more newspapers, and eat less snacks , sleep more.

25. Meijia: Okay, you are secretly protecting your beloved woman! Xiaoxian: What are you talking about with a silly smile

26. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about, at this time You don't plan to tell her a joke, then you really become a joke.

27. I thought I was God, who could settle myself and save all sentient beings. But in the end, it was all in vain. I didn't help you realize your wish, I'm sorry. I am not God, I am lonely.

28. Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday, the day after tomorrow. Sekiya: I testify, she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

29. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, if you drink enough to think about your sexual desires, you will have nothing to do after eating.

30. Xiaoxian: This story tells us, don’t be unwelcome to others, because you may be disliked by others; conversely, don’t be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may also be disliked at any time. Don't wait to see others. It is precisely because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

How unwelcome Teacher Zeng is - -

31. Puppy: Okay, I admit that these are all my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, okay, what I did or didn’t do It's all my fault, my fault, my fault. I have made too many mistakes, mistakes, mistakes. Stop talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking~~~~~~~A dog will jump over the wall when he is anxious! Yoyo: The singing is too cheap!

Guan Gu: This voice sounds like Teacher Zeng! Who else is a bitch if Teacher Zeng is not mean?

32. Xiaoxian: What do you want to do, are you going to marry Yifei or his mother?

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33. Zi Qiao: If I hadn’t saved a little sister crossing the road, omitting 4 words here, my leg would not have been amputated. The focus is on the back. Xiaoxian: Actually, my legs had the same experience as you.

34. Xiaoxian: As for me, except for the *** mark on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

35. Xiaoxian: Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons on the top and a dead sheep on the bottom. What does it mean?

36. Xiaoxian: It’s strange, such a high chassis can hit it. Are the legs of this cat longer than mine!?

37. Xiaoxian: Save Cats first, love is boundless.

38. Xiaoxian: It is true that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beauty on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws in the media industry!

39. Xiaoxian Xian: Guan Guan is a person with a hard mouth but a soft heart.

Guangu: Is that what you call Guanguan?

40. Xiaoxian: So what healthy hobbies do you girls have? Isn’t it just surfing the Internet, going shopping, and surfing the Internet? , go shopping, watch TV, surf the Internet, go shopping.