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"Take your hand and drag the child away" Author: There is no disease in the world.

Official documents and letters

I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.

Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.

For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.

But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.

Including hers, his and theirs.

I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)

About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.

About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous.

I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.

There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? ! End 1v 1

Title: "A imprisoned family has a husband with a broken arm" Author: Night Dance

Book introduction:

A piece of paper is spread all over the world! General Zhou Yan, the third son of King Xiang of Chu, just returned from the triumphant return of the Zhou Dynasty and married Zhen Guogong. Are these two married? And two outstanding and extraordinary men got married?

No matter how many girls in this world have broken their hearts and jumped into the river to oppose it, it is a foregone conclusion that the emperor has opened his mouth and ruled the world. In short, this sleeve is broken, which is really well known all over the world!

"Bet! Bet! Friends who drink and gamble in the Jianghu come and bet. Guess whether the young general is mighty or the prince is tough on the wedding night. Who can put him on the bed? "

"Bet a money! The prince's body is just crushed! "

"stupid! Bet the little general is crushed! In a foreign war, a rough old man and a small general in a military camp didn't know the taste of meat for several years, and he couldn't compare with the prince who lived in Nanfengge every day. No matter how awesome the gun is, it will be boring in a few years. Generals who gamble fast will be crushed! "

"It's really wronged little general so young and promising young hero, a good engaging young, so be prince ye this sleeve to break off slanting! They they they ... "

"Don't cry! Although the prince is not a thing, he wins in beauty. When the lights are blown at night, the young general is young and inexperienced, and he can poke the wrong place! "

Scene 1

glee feast

The stunning and gorgeous brokeback prince secretly promised the mighty and handsome little general Zhou Yan, and tried his best to persuade the general to get drunk, so that the overlord could bow the little hero hard, and then cook the uncooked rice into mature rice to see if the little general dared to default!

At the thought of his shameless plan, Prince Ye Furong's delicate pink face rose with an ambiguous blush, covering his shy cheeks and secretly calling himself an animal.

A full of scheming, the little general can't drink well, and he will fall down after a few drinks; The prince looked at the drunken little general who had become a bag and once again secretly called himself an animal.

Scene 2

Wedding, spring night.

Prince Ye obediently prone on the bed, just waiting for the little general to treat himself as his man to poke.

Unexpectedly, the rain-like knock on the door interrupted the dream, and the orderly called out urgently: "The general is not well. 50 miles outside the capital, bandits were found to have set fire to the village, and the people were suffering, waiting for the general's rescue! "

The little general with a heavy sense of responsibility heard this military situation, left the Meijiao mansion behind him, put on his armor and left. Prince Shizi was forced to cry, holding his beloved Lang, who finally tricked him into going home, and could not bear to say goodbye: "Is Yanlang going to leave alone on this wedding night?"

The little general stared at the charming man in his arms, unmoved by beauty. "The military situation is urgent, and it is not too late to go to the bridal chamber!" "

Other people's bridal chamber is a disaster, and Prince Ye's bridal chamber is a lonely pillow!

Scenario 3

In the white jade bath where white fog rises.

The prince stripped himself clean, looked at the little general who was standing in the bath, and was shocked at once: "You, you, you ... me, me, me ..."

The little general didn't change his face: "Can Rong Yue come in and take a bath together?"

"Are you Yan Lang?"

"The goods are genuine!"

"But you and I ..." Why are the body structures of two people different?

Wan Qingsi, the song in the cloud, my queen, try to see the world, a thousand miles away from the east wind and dreams, a bad young husband, two ex-husbands, three times to save their marriage, love can not be abandoned, cool thin was born, peach blossom robbed, I was sick, and Longfeng.