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My girlfriends feed my flesh: how many years will it take to look back and grow old with deep affection.
Coordinate: Dongtai, Jiangsu
When I was a child, my father used to say that there are no real friends in this world, only my mother is. This sentence was ridiculed by me for a whole youth, and I told it to my "best friend" as a joke. As an idealist, I think of harmony, Liu, Marx and Engels, and I naturally don't believe it. Fortunately, friends from small to large are around, along the way. In those years together, they had the same name called girlfriends.
Lan Song
Tangyin
Best friend originally came from "boudoir close friend", which refers to a female friend whose daughter's family can talk to each other in the boudoir, even a close friend who made good friends with her before she got married. Nowadays, girlfriends are usually used to describe women's close friends who talk about everything. In recent years, the word "male best friend" has suddenly appeared, and I am also very upset, but after all, there is no such thing, so I dare not say anything!
Orange Monroe
So are oranges.
Some people say that the best friend is when you mention a leaf, she knows where the wind comes from. I was deeply moved by this golden sentence, following the winds of the four seasons and thinking about those warm moments.
Marcus
Qi Le
It was early in the morning, and I saw a net picture of three meows stacked together in the circle of friends in the basin. I smiled and handed it to my best friend Ling Heping with understanding. Ping immediately jumped out: I saw such a warm and super cute scene in the morning. I was thinking, who am I? I laughed and joked that you are the cutest one with the roundest face, because everything looks like the owner! Ping also pointed out to me: you are the top big sister, and you care and care for our friendship wholeheartedly. Seeing this, I feel a little ashamed, but I'm not that good. When you are guilty, hurry. Atling: You are the little sunspot in the middle. Ping went on to comment: She is the coolest and wisest, and connects us closely. Ling saw it and immediately responded: I am the one in the middle, with someone covering it and someone padding it below. It's good to have you! Three middle-aged women, although it is a little disgusting to say these things, they enjoy it.
Lucky enough
Forget what this is called.
Tang yinjin
Blue fox
The human heart is a strange thing. It is invisible, intangible and unpredictable. Just like drinking water. Perhaps, your sincerity may be exchanged for the hypocrisy of others, perhaps your sincerity may be exchanged for the insincerity of others, but I am always willing to believe in the bright side. As the old saying goes, "A horse has a long knowledge, but a man has seen it for a long time", which applies not only to you, me and him, but also to anyone. In other words, as you treat others, others will treat you, and all the fruits are your own. In this world, there is no love for no reason, and some are always a grateful heart. Of course, there are some misunderstandings or exceptions, so I won't go into details.
Silk veil
Allen
I once met many literary friends in Sina, and then found that many literary friends have the same hobbies such as raising flowers, taking photos and making web pages. Goose, in real life, girlfriends don't have much meat and are busy, but this doesn't affect our friendship. In their words, if you raise, we raise; Your meat is our meat. Actually, this is not a joke. If you don't believe me, listen to me.
Apli na
Gay man
Gui Maiqin In order to catch the tail of the National Day holiday, I'm going to go to my father's terrace to dry the dead leaves. It happened that Qin was idle and went hand in hand. It is also beautiful for two people to chat while licking dead leaves in the sunset, but it didn't last long. "Oh, fleshy and prickly?" "Which one?" I hurried to gather together, and it turned out that the barb of the royal sword accidentally injured Qin. "Let's call it a day, let's go down and pick a pit." I found a needle and scalded it with boiling water. Because of presbyopia and myopia, I had to pick it for a long time and finally pulled out the thorn in the meat. In fact, it is only because the piano is more painful to be picked by the needle, but I forget the existence of the thorn. It was not until the next day, with the help of a friend's daughter, that Chin completely picked out the thorn. Pride, pride, how can you bully people like this?
flowering peach
Baifeng
Where's the girlfriend? During the days of annual leave, I moved home and moved a lot of meat, and the whole person was exhausted. After being known, he scolded me and asked him why he didn't call her. It is said that at least half can be divided. In the past few months, from decoration to moving, whenever I am free, she will help me back and forth. A few days ago, she almost replaced the role of the child's father and helped me pull several carts. So, how can I have the heart to disturb her to move meat? Although she often says that we don't need to be polite, I have my own limits. Moving meat failed, and two bags of organic fertilizer were specially sent. "You don't need so much meat. You let me eat, didn't you? " He piled the fat in the corner: "how could I?" I can't use more meat. You still have grass flowers. Take your time. It's not enough for me to open a warehouse. " Haha, what can I say? Say what? Then don't say anything.
Baiju
Orange ebony
Girlfriend Yan Once Yan asked me what I had planned for the weekend, so I wanted to move the mage to the balcony of my unit for the summer. So, I confessed. "Do you want me to help you move?" Yan volunteered. Looking at her slim figure, I decisively refused. "Just exercise. I will contact you later. " The next morning, Yan came and arrested a strong man (Yan's husband). Looking at my surprised eyes, Yan joked: "I was dumbfounded when I saw the handsome guy?" Come on, don't run away this morning. I'll help you move with the country. After moving, we'll have breakfast together. "Moving around, plus Tong's father was busy for more than an hour. It began to rain outside, and Tong's father hurried to work. I insisted on inviting the couple to have breakfast, but I held on tight and made the country pay for it. Hey! This is totally unreasonable!
Avant - garde
Gay man
Girlfriend spirit seems to have never been at peace since she raised more meat. From helping to move shelves to cutting plastic nets; From helping to cut agricultural film to sticking tape; From helping to build a simple shed to moving meat; From watering to burying medicine ... she left nothing behind. In the process of raising meat over the years, she witnessed and participated in my numerous tossing. The watering tools, she also played from the initial water ladle to the watering can, then to the fine-mouthed pot, and then to the shower head. The funniest time was early autumn, when it was dark and windy, and we worked together in dim light. Ling took the lead in carrying water and stood by on the terrace. I'm in charge of sorting out the water pipes. The water pipe suspended in mid-air is far from the ground and needs to be folded twice. I was lazy and didn't turn off the water (to see if it was smooth), so I turned directly in sync with the spirit. In order to cooperate with me, Ling was afraid of accidentally losing the beating meat, followed by the constantly twisting water gun in his hand, and drenched himself with cold water. Seeing her in such a mess, I gasped with laughter. ...
Zhaoxiajin
peacock
Guimeiping I am too busy at work on weekdays to find the north, so I can only take time to give directions to the country occasionally. Delicate mind, as long as she sniffs out my emotional problems, she immediately summons the dragon. It is a headache to say accounts, so we must eat hot pot treatment together; Say that the summary is so bloated that you must sweat together to relax; Said it's been very hard recently, so we should watch a movie together to adjust. Since then, all the suggestions have won my heart, and I think everyone can't resist!
snow lotus
Chihuahua state
In these years, whenever you are at a loss or at a loss, there will always be people who come quietly like timely rain or timely help in the snow, quietly moistening things and always warming each other at critical moments. These girlfriends don't need to keep in touch often, but their hearts will still be close. When you are upset, you can tell her all kinds of ideas anytime and anywhere. In this way, it can only be bright after the haze, and there is hope when it is low. In this way, whether the grass grows and the warblers fly or the sun rises and the moon sets, some people know, some people understand and some people cherish it. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for your help and concern, and say it's good to have you!
Allen
Orange Monroe
I remember Zhang Ailing once said that life is a gorgeous quilt, and when it is opened, it is covered with lice. However, our goal is to eliminate lice, warm quilts and live a good life! The last sentence, I don't say you must know!
Dance of sunset glow
Ji
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