A joke about men and women driving.

With the rapid development of society, sometimes our pace can't keep up with the pace of social development, and sometimes we feel great pressure and need to release the pressure of life. In order to make our life no longer monotonous, we occasionally open some dirty jokes with friends. Being an old driver may evoke your hidden humorous factors and promote our feelings. So now let's see how to drive as an old driver.

First of all, jokes about dirty driving

1, running in the park in the morning, a girl with a good figure came face to face. She couldn't help but blurt out, "Your breasts are so big. It must be very uncomfortable to start running." I feel that everything I say will suffer. Asking such a thing is not scolding. I didn't expect my sister to be angry, but she answered seriously: "Just get used to it. I think you are more uncomfortable? " Running around. "I suddenly don't know how to answer the phone, because I have never dumped it.

I got a call from my mother soon after I came out from home to live in school. I'm a little surprised. Is my mother so reluctant to part with me? As soon as I picked up the phone, I heard my mother ask, "Do you have a pair of black stockings for you at home?" I was surprised: "Yes, I just bought it some time ago and forgot a pair at home when I packed it." Mother's tone became much lighter: "Oh, yes, otherwise you will make your father look good today."

3. Once my girlfriend accidentally rushed into the men's room after drinking too much. In front of all the panicked faces, the goods pretended to be calm and shouted: What are you afraid of? I didn't bring a ruler ~ ~ ~ "

4. Niu Wangmo split a mountain in front of him and turned to the Monkey King and said, "Dear brother, don't you think I'm awesome?" The Monkey King turned away.

5. (.) (.) Perfect chest (.y.) Beautiful chest (+)+breast augmentation (o)(o) Big head chest (O)(o) Asymmetric chest (.People.) Pendulous chest.

6. A classmate is a little mature. Once he passed by the red light district, a lady in the shop called him in. As a result, the seller was forced to raise his hand and say "I have a hand …" and left, leaving the lady in a mess.

7. My brother will go abroad for training for half a year. I don't trust his girlfriend as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. She invited me to drink last night ... "Brother, you have rented a house anyway, so you can stay at my house and watch her for me." I felt a warm current gushing from my lower back and held his hand tightly: "Don't worry, brother! I promise not to let other men touch her! "