You must have laughed at the hilarious jokes yourself. More than 5 jokes, each one will be given 10.

Hello, I also like watching jokes! I always borrow a lot of magazines from my classmates at school, just reading the jokes on them. I copied all the funny ones into a book. Here are some of them! 1. Our math teacher is a strong young woman. One morning in class, the math teacher began his passionate lecture again. Suddenly, a small piece of incompletely chewed leek came out of her mouth and stuck to her lips. She licked it with her tongue again as if nothing had happened. Children's shoes are collectively black. ......

2. Drink Meng Po Tang on Naihe Bridge ... Ordinary youth: Will Meng Po Tang really make me forget everything? Literary youth: Please don't let me forget her, okay? Second, lack of youth: don't put parsley and chopped green onion ... 3. I remember when I was in junior high school, my teacher wrote a semi-propositional composition "xx Pressure" or "Pressure xx". We all wrote "Growth Pressure", "Examination Pressure" or "We Under Pressure", but only one prodigy in our class wrote an explanatory article-Pressure cooker. 4. Beijing Capital International Airport, ticket booth. Foreigner: "Hello ... ticket ... miss ... Holland ..." Two hours later, the foreigner appeared in Zhengzhou airport with a straight face ... 5. At first, there were mosquitoes in my dormitory, then moths, then cockroaches, then geckos, then mice, and then ... Zhao Zhongxiang. 6. Q: Why did all the rich and powerful people emigrate? A: "You can't move if you are poor!" Q: Why is the husband responsible for making money to support his family? Answer: Please turn the word "husband and wife" upside down-how about that? Is it RMB? 7. In class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?" Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were." The teacher was curious: "What did he say?" Xiao Ming: "This grass is poisonous. . . . . "8. In junior high school, the teacher asked the translator who this person was. Classmate is less than translator: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless. 9. This is a true story around me, which is ridiculous. I'll write for you, too. A classmate went to see an elderly relative and said, "I'm glad to see that you are 99 years old and still so strong." I wish you a long life! " "(one year left ~~) 10. The real experience of friends. He takes the bus, and there are many people. He's with two others. The three of them paid 6 yuan money (every air-conditioned bus here is 2 yuan), and they are next to Qianmen Station. He was too crowded, so he told them to get off and take a taxi. They said forget it and got in the car. When the door opened at the next stop, he was unwilling and said, "Go down, go down and take a taxi!" " "At this moment, a woman just got on the bus, thinking that her friend said that she came and said,' Why can't you get off?' ..... Ironically, her friend took an air-conditioned bus and spent six yuan for three days. Moreover, it was September, the air conditioner was not turned on, and they had to take a taxi somewhere to get 5 yuan. 1 1. The little girl asked the teacher, "Teacher, my grandmother is eighty years old, will she be pregnant?" Teacher: "No!" "So my sister is eighteen. Can she get pregnant? " "Yes!" "That I was eight years old. Can I get pregnant? " "no!" At this time, the little boy next to him smiled. "Look, I said it's okay!" " "12. I was standing on the side of the road that day, and a girl and a college student appeared to ask for directions. When she came up, she called, "Uncle. "I thought to myself, I'm about your age. What am I like? So, hands clenched: "Sister-in-law, what's the matter? "I feel sore after typing. I don't know if we have the same taste in jokes. Anyway, I laughed at all the above. I think you usually like to joke. My QQ: 434627997, we can meet and exchange recommended jokes! I still have many good ones!