Seek the funniest joke.

Just mistook one for another on the road, suddenly patted my uncle on the shoulder and shouted "Uncle". What should a man do when he looks back blankly? So embarrassing. Fortunately, I immediately covered my chest and fell to the ground: "Help ... help me!" " ..

I have a fan, Weibo, who speaks all English and doesn't understand it at all, but I admire him very much. I was embarrassed to comment in Chinese, so I praised him silently for a year, but recently he suddenly sent a Chinese Weibo: Emma, I finally saved enough money to change my mobile phone, so I don't need to type Pinyin any more! Ha ha. I feel that my self-esteem has been greatly hurt …

A buddy of mine said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? The grave has been planed.

Inappropriate is bad, and not feeling is ugly. Love at first sight means beauty, and deliberation means money. This explanation will make everyone understand.

Judging people by their appearances is absolutely scientific. Character is written on the lips, and happiness is exposed in the corner of the eye. Rational sensibility is put in the voice, and sincerity and hypocrisy are reflected in the pupil. Standing posture shows talent and tolerance, and gait shows self-cognition. There is a recent mood in the expression, and the past years are in the brow. Clothing shows aesthetics, and hairstyle shows personality. Career depends on hands, cultivation depends on feet. Poverty will radiate all over the body.

Just checked, the top ten gynecological diseases in China are: big face, ugly face, thick legs, dark skin, no money, no chest, too much body hair, eating at night, sweating feet, Taobao addiction ... How much did you win?

In middle school, the physical concept that puzzled me the most was the "wave-particle duality" of light. At that time, I couldn't figure out how there were things that were both waves and particles in the world. This question bothered me for many years until I met the first flat-chested girl in my life.

Other people's wives are like this. Husband: Wife, I want to have a daughter! Wife: OK, I'll give birth to one for you. My wife is like this, I: wife, I want to have a daughter! Wife: Dad!

Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. Beauty, can you leave a phone number? ""Come on, I didn't see you five hundred times in my last life. What do you expect in this life? "

Have obsessive-compulsive disorder? You must go to the toilet before you go to bed. If you have been to the toilet and then play with your mobile phone in bed, you have to go to the toilet again after you go to bed. Otherwise, you will get caught up in whether to go to the toilet or not, then you have to pee, and then it takes a long time to finally get up and go to the toilet. . .