Chinglish jokes

1. Once the landlord asked me, have you eaten? I said no.

After listening, she repeated, "So don't eat anything." . I said yes. ...

The landlady hesitated and asked, Did you eat again? I said no. She continued, so you didn't eat.

I said yes. ......

I guess she's about to collapse.

2. Shortly after I started work, A/R of a company called to make an inquiry. I asked him which company he called as usual. The man said politely, "I'm XXX from Beach Brother." I'm glad to understand it, but since I'm not familiar with the company name, I think I'll write it down first so as not to forget it later. Just a little carried away, I began to spell the company name fluently. . . . . . The man finally failed to hold back his anger and shouted at me like a roar: "No! ! ! British Institute of Engineering ... Beach! ! ! ! ! ! "

In the following year, I didn't do any business with this company ... Khan.

My boyfriend used to ride skytrain in Vancouver. At this time, a woman in white said, I'm sorry. He said directly: You're welcome. The other party stayed.

4. The first time I went to play painball with foreigners, I played the kind of flag grabbing. Because it is the first time to play, I always run with a teammate who looks very professional and dodge bullets all the way to the other team's base. We all hung up, leaving each other to watch at home. I heard the foreigner tell me a lot of terms, but I didn't understand them either. He said to me, it's very simple. Just cover me when I go out. Then he shouted, cover me! Then he ran out. I don't know if he asked me to cover him. He ran away before I thought it over. I took out a canvas from a box and threw it on his head to cover him. As a result, he died with honor. At that time, most people hung up and watched the war. Everyone is laughing.

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