To find an interesting story of more than 400 words, only one article is needed, not the type of joke.

Once upon a time, there was an advertisement posted in a hotel, which read: "Stay in rainy days, stay in the future." A passenger came forward to ask about the hotel. The shopkeeper pointed to the advertisement and said, "Didn't you see the advertisement saying,' If it rains, just stay for one day, just stay for one day? "Stay," said the guest. "I saw it. The advertisement clearly says:' If it rains, stay for one day. Do you want to stay? "Stay!" "

In fact, there are two other ways to pronounce this sentence: one is a question: "If it rains, stay for one day, stay for one day?" One is a declarative sentence: "If it rains, it will stay, and if it stays, it will not stay."

Sir's written evidence

Once upon a time, there was a very stingy rich man. Once, he hired a teacher for his son. Speaking of treatment, Mr. Wang knows that he is always mean to people. I moved my heart and made a written statement with him, which read:

No rice noodles, no chicken, duck and fish, no money.

The rich man was very happy to see it. He thinks that Mr. Wang doesn't pay attention to eating and doesn't have to pay tuition. He felt that he was taking advantage. By the end of the year, Mr. Wang will settle accounts with the rich man. Where the rich man is willing to give, he will go to the county government for a lawsuit. The county magistrate asked the rich man to read the written evidence again; The rich man read it according to the written evidence, but Mr. Wang paused to read it again according to punctuation, so he read it as follows:

No rice, noodles are ok;

Without chickens, ducks can do it;

Without fish, meat is ok;

Without money, money will do.

Hearing this, the rich man had to give his husband both tuition and meals.

Legend has it that at the end of Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi invited a famous calligrapher to write poems for her fans. Liangzhou Ci written by Wang Zhihuan, a calligrapher in Tang Dynasty;

The Yellow River is getting farther and farther away, because it flows in the middle of the Yellow River, and Yumenguan is located on a lonely mountain.

Why use the elegy of willow to complain about the delay of spring, old Yumenguan, a spring breeze is not blowing!

Due to negligence, the calligrapher forgot to write the word "Jian" Cixi was furious and wanted to kill him. The calligrapher used his quick wits and quickly explained, "Calm down, Lafayette, this is a sentence written in Wang Zhihuan's poems." And sentenced on the spot, read to the empress dowager cixi:

"The Yellow River is far away, white clouds fill the air, and Wan Ren Mountain is an isolated city. Why are you complaining about Johnny? Willow spring breeze, not Yumenguan. "

Hearing this, Cixi turned anger into joy and even called it wonderful.

Cleverly change couplets

Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".

The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "

The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.