How to write funny jokes

1, not to brag, with my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

2, sleepy in class, ADHD after class.

I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.

4. The world is so complicated and people are so confused.

5. Go shopping with a piece of pork, and maybe meet a new acquaintance and have fun together.

6. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

7. What's the difference between living in heaven and doing nothing all day, only eating, drinking and having fun, and refusing to go out?

8. A simple child like me never analyzes the history problems of intrigue and can't do so many math problems!

9. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

10, it's over. You ignore me, too. I'm a dog.

1 1, you drink medicine, I take the bottle, you hang yourself, I take the rope, you jump off the building, I shout come on, come on!

12, bought a pot of mimosa today. I'm not shy about moving back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said: Maybe you bought this pot to lose face.

13, you can't do anything, you can't eat the rest, change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

14, after getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up! These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's a big change!

15. Never mind whether you believe in love or not. Do what you have to do when you wash and sleep. Love doesn't believe you.

16, I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold, and I laughed with a runny nose.

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor, so I put a dollar in the bowl.

18, some people test strength, some people test vision and I test imagination.

19, I want to return a piece of pure land to WeChat! After I didn't get a reply from the exposed girl, I decided to report it.

20. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

2 1. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

22. I admit that I had plastic surgery-my stomach is swollen.

23. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but unexpectedly hit the wall with a low profile.

24. Bitches should be like bitches and sluts should be like sluts, understand.