A joke that can poke the punch line.

1, Husband: Wife, I want to change my mobile phone.

Wife: Is your mobile phone bad?

Husband: I want a mobile phone like yours.

Wife: My mobile phone is nothing special.

Husband: Your mobile phone can automatically connect to WiFi wherever it goes.

I don't know if you are afraid of ghosts. Anyway, I am afraid of ghosts, and so is my wife. Every night when I come home from work early, I hear my wife shout, "Fuck you, don't, go away!" " "

I was so scared that I didn't go home all night and spent the night in the Internet cafe. Am I too weak to let my wife be frightened in the room alone? . .

A friend hooked up with another friend's wife, and finally he was chased. My friend shouted while hiding, "If I hadn't been guarding your wife for years, I don't know how many fucking men have slept with me!" Do you want her to sleep alone with me? Or do you want her to sleep with all the men in the world? "

The friend who hit people paused and cursed: "You TM still makes sense, right? Of course, I hope she sleeps with you alone! "

It's almost twelve o'clock, and my daughter-in-law won't come back after playing outside! ! I sent her a message, "If you don't come back in 20 minutes, I'll go to my buddy's house."

After two minutes, my buddy sent me a message, "There is someone in my house tonight, so don't come and sleep."

I feel as if something is wrong. . .

I was drinking with a buddy tonight. When he left, he said with deep feelings, "Finding a wife is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid that all previous car owners had car keys, so they drove my car and burned my oil from time to time. If the car crashes, I have to repair it. "

It seems that this little buddy is also a man with a story. . .