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Sticking couplet composition
In daily study, work and life, everyone has written a composition, which is a verbal activity for people to express their feelings in written form. So, how to write a composition? The following are five couplets that I have carefully arranged. Welcome to share.
Every year on New Year's Eve, every household is busy putting up couplets.
After lunch, we tore off the old couplets in a hurry and put on new ones. I'll take out the paste and couplets prepared by grandma first. Grandma asked me to stick the paste on the back of the couplet and then stick it on the left and right sides of the door. Grandma said, "There are two couplets, one is the first couplet and the other is the second couplet. Please read carefully before posting. " She also said: "Because couplets are written from right to left, the first couplet should be posted on the right side of the door, and the second couplet should be posted on the left side of the door." Wow! It turns out that you should be so careful when posting couplets! I'll do as grandma says, first divided into two parts. The first couplet of the couplet is: the family business is prosperous and everything goes well. The bottom line is that happiness comes from wealth, and wealth comes from the future. Finish pasting up and down links. Grandma said: "There are still horizontal batches that have not been posted!" "Then, my grandmother and I posted the horizontal batch right above the gate. The horizontal batch reads: safe entry and exit. It means: "each of us goes in and out safely and comes back happily." "Finally put up a couplet.
It turns out that posting couplets can let me know a lot of knowledge. Sticking couplets is really a pleasure!
Today is the 29th of the twelfth lunar month. Of course, the climate is a little cold, but the sun is shining. People are coming and going in the street, and the New Year is coming. People are still busy shopping! Our family is also very busy. Grandparents prepared Chinese New Year's food, steamed buns, boiled pig's head, rich rice cakes, frozen chicken and a room full of delicious food. It's really New Year's Eve!
Today, we are going to post Spring Festival couplets. Grandma made a good batter. I am a little excited to find out my own Spring Festival couplets and blessings, because my own Spring Festival couplets can also be posted on the wall. My mother is in charge of posting Spring Festival couplets, and my grandparents and dad posted them on the wall all the way. Soon they were posted, and the family immediately had the image of the New Year. In the afternoon, my parents and I went to my grandmother's house again. Seeing that my grandfather was going to post Spring Festival couplets, we helped him all the way, and soon the Spring Festival couplets at my grandfather's house were also posted.
Busy before the Spring Festival is happy!
Whenever Chinese New Year is celebrated, people will tear up the old couplets of previous years and put on new ones. This is a custom handed down from generation to generation.
Couplets, commonly known as door pairs. Every Spring Festival, every household sticks red couplets on their doors, which adds to the festive atmosphere. Couplets can also drive away ghosts and evil spirits.
It's New Year's Eve, so it's time to put up couplets. I get up early. After dinner, I saw my father counting couplets. Just to see if the couplets are enough, my father said enough. My brother and I posted couplets with my father. Who wrote such a good couplet, "When a family is suitable, it will be blessed, and there will be peace and happiness at home"? I wish I could write a couplet as good as it. There is also a saying that "a suitable family welcomes wealth, peace and happiness, and the family is prosperous", which is very similar to the previous sentence. It's time to put up a couplet with the word "Fu". I didn't understand, so I asked my father, "Why did you put the couplet of' Fu' upside down?" Dad said, "The blessing is posted backwards, which means the blessing has arrived." I nodded my head. Dad told me another joke: "There is a person who reads this upside-down blessing, which means that the blessing has arrived. He was clever and thought that if I wrote a money post backwards, wouldn't the money arrive? He made this. His father saw it, beat him up and said, "You poured the money like this. "After listening to this joke, in fact, two people's understanding is different. His father knows that the money has fallen, and his understanding is that the money has arrived. Let's be happy. The couplets are finished.
This day is so happy. Let's be lucky and happy in the Year of the Horse!
Every Spring Festival, my parents and I will go back to Qionghai, Hainan to spend the New Year with my grandparents. There are many interesting things during the New Year in China. My favorite thing is putting up couplets.
I still remember Wang Anshi's poem "January Day": "In the firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tu Su, except for one year old. Thousands of families always change new peaches for old ones every day. " This poem is about people posting couplets during the Spring Festival.
According to historical records, as early as before the Qin and Han Dynasties, China folks had the custom of hanging peach symbols on the left and right doors to ward off evil spirits during the New Year. In the Five Dynasties, people began to write couplets on mahogany. After the Song Dynasty, it has become quite common to hang couplets for the New Year. In the Ming Dynasty, people began to use red paper instead of peach symbols. Then, scholars regard couplets as elegant things. After the Qing Dynasty, the practice of pasting couplets was very popular, and many famous couplets appeared.
The ancient custom of pasting couplets is still popular in Qionghai countryside. During the Spring Festival, every household in Qionghai posted couplets. This Spring Festival, I volunteered to help my grandfather choose three couplets. At the gate, I chose the couplet: Happy New Year and all the best. The horizontal approval is: spring is full. At the door of my grandparents' house, I chose the couplet: the sky is increasing, the people are increasing, the spring is full, and Kunming is beaming. The horizontal batch is: good luck. At my uncle's door, I chose the couplet: Business is booming all over the world, and Guang Mao's financial resources are abundant in the Three Rivers. Horizontal approval: more than one year.
When posting couplets, I divide them into upper and lower couplets (according to the level of the last word of the upper and lower couplets-Pingyin is the upper couplet and Pingyin is the lower couplet). Grandpa brought the ladder and I handed him the couplet. He climbed the ladder and stuck the couplet on the door frame. I stood aside, took the escalator for grandpa, and helped him see if it was posted correctly. It has been more than half an hour since we posted all the couplets.
But our efforts were not in vain. After the couplets were posted, the whole yard was beaming, full of spring and full of happy atmosphere of the New Year.
No wonder the custom of posting Spring Festival couplets has been circulating since ancient times!
I like putting up couplets! I like to celebrate the Spring Festival!
Spring Festival couplets were originally called Fu Tao, and they were posted on the door to ward off evil spirits. It was not until the Ming Dynasty that Fu Tao changed his name to Spring Festival couplets. Ming Taizu announced that every household should put up a Spring Festival couplets. Zhu Yuanzhang personally went out to see if the people had posted Spring Festival couplets. He passed a house and saw if there were any Spring Festival couplets. I didn't know until I asked, this is a swallow pig. He can't read or paste Spring Festival couplets. Zhu Yuanzhang thought about it and made a pair of Spring Festival couplets for that family. This "Spring Festival couplets" initiated by Ming Taizu has become our New Year's custom.
My father and I started posting Spring Festival couplets. I helped my father to hold the couplets below, and he posted the couplets above. Couplets are called "good luck in and out safely" and "good luck and happiness". Then I tore up the couplets on other doors of my house and put them on brand-new ones. It seems that our family is really brand-new now!
On the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month, people put up couplets, and every household is busy putting up couplets. Dad asked me to post couplets for him, and I readily agreed, because I have a composition for posting couplets, which just collected such materials.
Dad asked me to take the couplets to the living room first, and he brought his own paste. Mother pasted the paste on the back of the couplets, and then Dad picked it up and pasted it on the wall. When I saw how funny it was, I said, "Mom, let me get confused." Mother said, "Good!" I was worried that it wouldn't stick well, so I painted a lot of paste on the back of the couplets, and the couplets were soaked. Dad picked up the couplets, and the paste kept falling off. The couplets became disobedient and sticky, and some places were torn. The pasted couplets are wrinkled, uneven and ugly. Mother said, "There is too much paste. Just tap it on the side. " Under the guidance of my mother, I didn't apply too much paste. Dad first glued the couplets on it, then swept them gently from top to bottom with a broom, and the couplets were successfully glued to the wall. In this way, we quickly posted couplets.
Looking at the uneven couplets, I thought: there is so much knowledge in such a simple thing as posting couplets!
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