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Humorous xiehouyu
1. Cook the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
2. Crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi Haha
3. Invite the Wolf to be my guest-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other.
5. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a lecherous.
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
7, please sister-in-law company-uneasy.
8. The poor widow goes to the market-she doesn't need people or money.
9, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)
10, Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
1 1, the sedan chair flower watched the play-poor and happy.
12, the sedan took an abacus-difference calculation.
13, heifer menstruation-blood cow pen
14, Shi-si who dreams of marrying.
15, dream wife-I want to be partial
16, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
17, dreaming about Xu-I want to be eccentric.
18, the craft of being a clay figurine-pinching hands and feet.
19, who makes sesame cakes and sells glutinous rice balls-a versatile person.
20. I lost my seal as a magistrate-a confused official.
2 1, brick mold, scabbard-frame sleeve
22, selling iron-throwing caution to the wind
23, banana fruit-one heart
24, juggling bright handkerchief-don't hide it.
25, with a piece of cloth magic-mask
26. Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.
27. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart
28. Corn flour makes Yuan Xiao difficult to knead.
29, Fu Jian's son-hypocrisy
30. The deflated suona-see how you play it.
3 1, feeding tigers in bed-harming others and yourself.
32. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).
33, fart under the covers-take it all away.
34. Cover the table with a sheet because it is very big.
35, robes to sweaters-more than enough.
36. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.
38. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter
39, peeling' tree-not long
40, skinned toad-the heart never dies
4 1, skinned cuttlefish-a black heart
42. The Queen had a shower-Feng (Feng) had enough food and clothing (all wet).
43, crazy old man to see the play-Feng (crazy) closed (the first) in sight.
44. Festival stalls-colorful turtles-illegitimate children
45. The tortoise in the tree-the tortoise boy buttered up Gao Zhier.
46. Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut-from the tortoise.
47,1234567-Wang (forgot) 8
48, hanging keys on the bridge of the nose-opening
49. Building towards Huangnigang-Cut to the chase
50. Hang the key on the wall-be honest (in the city)
5 1, eat canned meat without a knife-don't open your mouth.
52, Chu Qinglu sun-through the clouds to see the sun.
53. Tang Wang visited the underworld-open the back door.
54, turtle anatomy-open (shell)
55, watermelon skin hit the palm-escape
56, inlaid with gold teeth-open your mouth to show off.
57. Little boy walks a tightrope-just kidding.
58. Hang the key on your heart-be happy.
59. The cherry blossoms in March-they have already bloomed.
60, drying gourd-opened a hole
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