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Humorous xiehouyu

China's culture is profound, and two-part allegorical sayings can bring people a lot of fun. The following is my collection of related two-part allegorical sayings for your reference only!

1. Cook the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

2. Crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi Haha

3. Invite the Wolf to be my guest-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other.

5. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a lecherous.

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

7, please sister-in-law company-uneasy.

8. The poor widow goes to the market-she doesn't need people or money.

9, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

10, Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

1 1, the sedan chair flower watched the play-poor and happy.

12, the sedan took an abacus-difference calculation.

13, heifer menstruation-blood cow pen

14, Shi-si who dreams of marrying.

15, dream wife-I want to be partial

16, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

17, dreaming about Xu-I want to be eccentric.

18, the craft of being a clay figurine-pinching hands and feet.

19, who makes sesame cakes and sells glutinous rice balls-a versatile person.

20. I lost my seal as a magistrate-a confused official.

2 1, brick mold, scabbard-frame sleeve

22, selling iron-throwing caution to the wind

23, banana fruit-one heart

24, juggling bright handkerchief-don't hide it.

25, with a piece of cloth magic-mask

26. Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

27. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart

28. Corn flour makes Yuan Xiao difficult to knead.

29, Fu Jian's son-hypocrisy

30. The deflated suona-see how you play it.

3 1, feeding tigers in bed-harming others and yourself.

32. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).

33, fart under the covers-take it all away.

34. Cover the table with a sheet because it is very big.

35, robes to sweaters-more than enough.

36. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.

38. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

39, peeling' tree-not long

40, skinned toad-the heart never dies

4 1, skinned cuttlefish-a black heart

42. The Queen had a shower-Feng (Feng) had enough food and clothing (all wet).

43, crazy old man to see the play-Feng (crazy) closed (the first) in sight.

44. Festival stalls-colorful turtles-illegitimate children

45. The tortoise in the tree-the tortoise boy buttered up Gao Zhier.

46. Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut-from the tortoise.

47,1234567-Wang (forgot) 8

48, hanging keys on the bridge of the nose-opening

49. Building towards Huangnigang-Cut to the chase

50. Hang the key on the wall-be honest (in the city)

5 1, eat canned meat without a knife-don't open your mouth.

52, Chu Qinglu sun-through the clouds to see the sun.

53. Tang Wang visited the underworld-open the back door.

54, turtle anatomy-open (shell)

55, watermelon skin hit the palm-escape

56, inlaid with gold teeth-open your mouth to show off.

57. Little boy walks a tightrope-just kidding.

58. Hang the key on your heart-be happy.

59. The cherry blossoms in March-they have already bloomed.

60, drying gourd-opened a hole