Dota funny quotations

1. Blade of Terror: I am in the late stage, hungry, and don't mend my knife. Let me make up for it! I am late!

I played for nearly 50 minutes.

Teammates can't help but ask: Hungry, where is your equipment?

Hunger: I'm saving my glory. ...

Someone: Are you holding shit? ...

3. First-class vampire king: I am meat, and aura can enrich blood. How nice!

Musketeer: I used it to return to the city. Why can they kill me?

4.2 months cycling

65438 +0 jump knife and treatment ring

I asked him what you wanted to answer: refresh and skip 24 moonlight. How awesome! ......

I will ignore him when I am strong.

The second host, who met him in the natural disaster river, thought it was over and made him bigger by my side.

I didn't reflect it at the time. I'm confused. I asked a question mark and ignored me.

After a while, ask me what is the host?

I said, what's wrong?

Why didn't he show my greatness?

Does everyone know what's going on?

After 2 minutes, I thought about it. He didn't add the first skill, did he?

So I asked this guy, and he said no, what happened? After 2 minutes, the opponent left. ......

5. UG came out of HY in 30 minutes, and his teammates scolded him with muskets. You are an OOXX ghost with shiny hair. When you are out of the dark, it is a small sword. Then he retired. .....

6. Our tuberculosis, 6 is extremely full of blood, see a red blood? Six levels? Go to hell! Let's go The change of blood ... and then a second ... said something, damn it: what is the perfect hero, big move? ...

7. A buddy chooses 5 1. Go out for six. Pass by to luoshan. The picture shows that XXX was killed by Luoshan. Later, the friend said, is this a broken painting? It's weird. ...

8. opposite vs.

Xx-x chose the musket in his hand.

A quit the game.

Exit the game.

C quit the game.

Exit the game.

We're embarrassed here ... and retired. Later, we went to the shopkeeper to ask ... well, after choosing the right one, we bought a return trip and went straight to the wild area, and then scolded: OOXX, why are there no wild monsters? Why ... we didn't brush the first wave of soldiers. ....

10. Our dragon's blood red was hooked by an axe. I used the butcher and a hook came back to him. Unexpectedly, there was a shadow behind SF, and he died in the air. As a result, Longlai said: grass, you hooked me to death.