Fifty words for ten cold jokes.

1, m: Honey, will you accompany me to the gym?

Woman: Are you saying I'm fat?

Man: If you don't want to, forget it.

Woman: Are you saying I'm lazy?

Man: Baby, will you calm down?

Woman: Are you saying I'm crazy?

M: That's not what I meant.

W: Are you saying that I love to lie?

Man: Well, you don't have to go.

W: Wait, you're not taking me to the gym?

2. My sister-in-law asked me: Why don't rabbits eat grass by the nest?

I said, the rabbit thinks it's too close!

Sister-in-law smiled and said, Cao doesn't think so. Whoever eats just doesn't eat, it's better to make his face familiar, don't you think, brother-in-law

The toilet in my sister's house upstairs is broken. I came to my house to borrow the toilet. I haven't moved for a long time. I shouted, "Are you all right?" My sister replied weakly, "Can you do me a favor? Something comes up suddenly, help me buy a bag. "

A few seconds later, I bought a bag and handed it to her through the door. With that, she said weakly, "Thank you very much. I can't repay you today Let's spend a few days! " ! ! "

I wore a pair of big underpants and was pulled down by a beautiful woman in an instant. My brother is naked in it. During the embarrassment, I only heard the beauty say, "Big Brother, don't wear more small clothes when you come out! ! ! "

The elder brother replied, "Sister, you didn't tell me either. You want to rip off my big underpants. "