Complete collection of messages recorded by funny classmates

A collection of funny classmates’ messages (1)

1. Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

2. Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

3. Gou Shengzi: I always believe in your famous saying that school is Garbage Dump Now we are finally being picked out of the garbage dump.

4. Cuihua: Finally graduated, I am no longer afraid of you pulling out my hair!

5. A Bing: Before you came to this class, I have always been The last one, since you came, I have become the second last one. I really should thank you.

6. Teacher: I am really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I am not worried about you. I am worried about who will be the next unlucky teacher?

7 , The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye

8. Chemistry class representative: Let me tell you again now, sulfuric acid is not for splashing!

9. Political class representative: I believe you will never be an official in your life. The three representatives are not Chinese class representative, English class representative, and math class representative! You idiot!

10. Remember in the future, violent Be sure to wash your feet after exercise!

11. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are so excited that we shake hands and you say: Congratulations on getting your doctorate. !I also said: Look elsewhere, people have picked up all the cans here!

12. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay as far away as possible, the English you speak can only be understood by Martians!

13. Xiaopang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! (Also: Can you remember the three hundred yuan you owe me? Just get up, I'm not a stingy person)

14. Class girl: In fact, I have always liked you for four years!

15. Girlfriend: In fact, I have not liked you for four years. You!

16. The brother sleeping on my upper bunk: Remember from now on, be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

17. King Honesty: I wish you a group of wives and concubines in the future. Hug left and right, may you enjoy happiness forever!

18. Huaxin Li: I wish you and Xiaobai (my girlfriend) will grow old together today, lovingly! Also: The honest king upstairs despises you! Today I finally see your true face!

19. Big guy: I wish you a happy family! Have you thought of a name for your grandson? I have already chosen one.

20. Xiao Zhu: Use the grass jelly and you will have no worries in this life! Brother, have a good journey. I work at the grass jelly now, come and see me when you have time!

Funny A collection of messages recorded by classmates (2)

If you want to leave, just tell me

If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want to leave?

Did you say that? I won’t let you go

There is no way I won’t let you go

I will tell you:

It’s a good journey!

< p> 2. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish you: early arrival

Address: Universe Town, Global Village

Blood type: Ask the mosquito

3. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;

If you are a satellite, I will install you;

It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo.

4. Boys like you are so rare,

But it’s hard to handle all boys like you.

It’s up to you.

(Applicable to boys)

5. Do everything calmly,

Do everything calmly,

Do anything Remember God,

Wherever you go, don’t tell anyone you are crazy!

6. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond description,

If I lose you, my intestines will turn green,

I will lose my courage in life, and study can no longer continue.

My feelings will no longer be sweet, and the earth will have no gravity. ,

In short, there is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you!

7. Name: Damn! Can’t read photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this classmate record? I’ll kill it. Him!!

Gender: Look at the photo! Is the editor-in-chief of the classmate record out of his mind? Isn’t it clear from the photo?

Blood type: I don’t know, don’t Experiment with me!!

Hobbies: Too many. The number that turns Bill Gates' money into one dollar is probably not as many as mine. However, I like it best. As we all know, what do children in the 21st century like most? Of course, going to Internet cafes!

Constellation: ***, why are you asking in such detail? (If the person who registered your classmate is the same as you Same-sex), are you not a gay lover?

(If the person you recruit for your classmate is of the opposite sex to you), I’m not handsome, so don’t ask me to be your husband/wife

Date of birth: For my own safety, please look at the horoscope and take a guess.

Dream: Swallow the sun in one gulp in summer, and pull it out like shit in winter.

Of course, there is also ￥￥￥, it is best to drown me (Golden Sea).

Play the game crazily for a hundred centuries!! Until the sun is destroyed!!

Specialty: I can’t observe myself, I have no brains.

Mantra:, My choice is comparable/

, 20xx you listen to me/

, I am angry/

, Stop saying I'm a loser!

Favorite Celebrity: No need to ask? Who is the most popular nowadays?~!#￥￥%%*(*)(*%￥%%￥%##￥(Too many, no I gave examples one by one, otherwise people would be jealous)

Dreams:

I have nothing to say to you,

8. I wish you always smile (you deserve to laugh to death)! Funny classmates recorded messages

Classmates recorded messages (1)

We are the occasional knife in the world

< p> I hope that all that is lost is time

I will have a wife in the future!!

Eat fat every day and be a groom every night

Marry a rich man. Rich man!

I wish everything goes well

Come to my house to graze the sheep when you have time

A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know whether it is a compliment or a scold. Me: You are nothing but a bright smile with no scruples!

Today's separation is for a better reunion in the future.

Jun Moxiao, the dead love scene, has been around since ancient times. How many people will respond to the battle?

Professionalism is good, there is no other way

A boy left a message to me: Girls like you are so rare, but all girls are like you It’s too difficult to handle. It’s up to you.

Whenever you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation

Message from the head teacher: The relationship with you It can be described as a curve of a higher-order equation

A message from my best friend in college:

For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, and prepared cheating notes together. Son, skip classes to dance together, play pranks on boys together, go shopping and watch movies together, buy cheap clothes together, and then wear them together to show off on the tree-lined avenues of the school...

Dear, Is there anyone more similar than us?

When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because of the class division. I just read it and a classmate said this:

When we meet in twenty years, you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, chic and handsome. Maybe you will like me then, but I will not necessarily fall in love with you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian .

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as the ugly girl in our school.

It is hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who is only 12 or 3 years old. Ha

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Name: The mountains, rivers and the earth are just dust, not to mention the name, which is the dust in the dust? I want to remain anonymous and retreat to the mountains and forests. Until then, she will be named Beauty.

Gender: I originally wanted to learn from Zhu Yingtai. So try to keep a neutral outfit. But who would have thought that I was actually born with beauty, and she was so beautiful that she was so beautiful that she was like a hibiscus emerging from the water, and she was even better than Zhu Yingtai. So you guys have figured it out a long time ago!

Blood type: Want to know? Get a blood test, and you will find that humorous blood flows throughout your body.

Constellation: The constellation of stars on Earth.

Email: None Phone: None OICQ: None [Note: Three None]

Favorite motto: You are such a fucking bastard! {Serious statement: This sentence is indecent, Transcribed from the original version]

Favorite book: [The Complete Collection of Swearing] but it has not been published yet

The happiest thing: Of course I picked up one million, so I kept reading it all day A bull's eye. Always looking at the roadside. Maybe God blames me for being too greedy. So far, this wish has not come true!

Favorite color: the color of money

The most worshipful person: If you give me money, I will worship you, and I will worship you even more. .

Favorite sport: Hitting people? Does it count?

Specialties: Human potential is unlimited, explore it slowly! So for the time being, I will use a hoe - to be a first-class Farmer! Funny messages written by classmates

Funny messages written by classmates (1)

For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, and skipped classes together. Let’s go dancing, play pranks on boys together, go shopping and watch movies together, buy cheap clothes together, and then wear them together to show off on the school’s tree-lined avenues...

My dear, there is nothing better than us Are they more similar?

When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because of the class division. I just read it and a classmate said this:

Twenty years later When you meet me, you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, chic and handsome. Maybe you will like me then, but I will not necessarily fall in love with you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who was only 12 or 3 years old. Haha

When I was in college, A fellow who graduated in the same year gave this gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children on the hot bed!

I hope I can be your child in a few years. Dad!

An old cousin from Jiangxi said as a gift: The branches and leaves will bloom, and blessings will reach the descendants!

A buddy from Shanxi said as a gift: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

There were rumors before that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing

The green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other

Farewell sentiments for classmates from General Guan

A message from me, a classmate Meng: best wishes You have delicious food every day

If you are divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

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When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, things can come true. If you break the cauldron and sink the boat, the Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu.

In high school, there was a heroic saying: Twenty years later, welcome to Huaihai Rentang is here as a guest

University, haha, a little sour:

The farewell banquet is over, the farewell song begins

Farewell now on the broken bridge and lonely mountain

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The old swallow has new mud in its mouth,

I asked you when will you return with honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear

Four years Years pass by,

When you leave, you must have the ambition to serve the country,

Don’t forget the spring breeze and the rain!

You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so polite to me? Fierce

When people fly, love will follow~~~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

Funny messages written by classmates (2)

I’ve known you for four years and you left gently. You didn’t take any good things with you, but you left behind a piece of shit. It stinks. It stinks!

Don’t forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be remembered

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It was just that I was at a loss

In my high school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

I will love you until marriage

Elementary school: Me I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly)

The messages in junior high school were all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence.

High school: The sky is still calm, The birds have flown over, but my heart is still waiting for you

I didn’t even think of leaving a message in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible in elementary school; < /p>

In junior high school, everyone wrote a paper;

In high school, it was amazing, the preparation time was so tight, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly The comments about me are very touching.

Every time I hear the sound of silence, I will be reminded of how harmful I am, and every time I hear it, I will be reminded of her. Depressed

I wanted to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

I probably should probably not forget you

Due to introversion and silence, a classmate left a message: Silence that is innocent and pure can often move people more than words.

Although the three years have been short, looking back at the road we have traveled, there are some twists and turns, and most of them are flat. I feel comfortable. There are successes and failures on the road of life. Please believe in those who have ambitions. Things come true.

I don’t know how many stars are obsessed with it. How can I erase this unbroken attachment with a wave of my hand? Even if the scenery in the future is more beautiful and better, I can’t just throw it away. Show a smile, even though you say farewell to ordinary things in life, it is difficult to say goodbye when you really say goodbye.

When I came to think about you in the past, I was filled with peaches and plums; now I am leaving, and the willows are still there.

The south wind blows gently again, and the time of getting together is fleeting.

Dear friends, please don’t be sad and cherish each other after parting.

Don’t be melancholy under the willow shade. My classmates have been in love for many years, and I have thousands of thoughts on the journey. May friendship turn into a force for progress!

My friends, we have to temporarily We are separated; I won’t say any more words of cherishment.

In this night that is about to go away, we work hard to cast a few small morning stars; although there is not much light, it can still make those who go early happy.

Can you give me a handkerchief? Let a sail float in my heart.

The time to leave has come, let us go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye. Even if the singing gradually becomes silent, our hearts will keep beating forever.

If I could, I would put everything in my heart into today's separation. But I can't! Then, let's break up in silence! You know, this is the silence of a volcano, it is better than any farewell!

Meeting and saying goodbye, returning to sail and leaving the shore, it is the past The end of joy is the beginning of future happiness.

Facing the banquet laid out by the years, we smiled at each other and entertained each other with wine, as if all the unsaid love and reluctance were hidden behind the words. Because we all understand that there will never be a more mellow and beautiful wine than this glass of wine in our hands.

Your figure is a sail, and my eyes are like a river. How many times I want to keep you, but finally I can’t. I know that friendship is rare in the world, but freedom is more precious. A collection of funny messages recorded by classmates

A collection of funny messages recorded by classmates

1. First place: I wish you success in the future! Another note: I finally figured out the question you asked me during the graduation exam, and now I’ll write you the answer. (Note: Sixteen formulas and some text are omitted here)

2. Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

3. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, do not talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

4. Xiao Zhu: Use the fairy grass and you will have no worries in this life! Brother, have a good trip. I work at Xiaoxiancao now. Come visit me when you have time!

5. Grandpa who sweeps the floor: I wish you will become a big boss with billions of assets in the future, and use your own hands to make your graduation certificate more valuable!

6. Da Chen: If you come out to hang out, sooner or later the day will come. Separation is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no news from you after separation! Remember to call me.

7. Art class representative: You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. When I asked you to draw an egg, you actually drew it into a triangle!

8. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves, I'm afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I'm not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

9. Chemistry class representative: Let me tell you again, sulfuric acid is not for splashing!

10. Geography class representative: Never say that I am your classmate after graduation! I can't afford to lose this guy. besides! China's area is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

11. Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

12. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are so excited that we hold each other's hands and you say: Congratulations on getting your doctorate! I also said: If you look elsewhere, people have picked up all the cans here!

13. The King of Honesty: I wish you a group of wives and concubines in the future, hugging you from left to right, and enjoying eternal happiness!

14. Sweetie: I hope you won’t call any girl “Sweetie” in the future, she will hate you forever!

15. Xiao Qiao: I wish you a good harvest in love and career! In addition to giving us many girls in the future, we must also leave some love for ourselves!

16. Cuihua: I finally graduated, and I’m no longer afraid of you pulling out my hair!

17. Huahua: In the past four years, your liveliness, humor and maturity have brought endless joy to everyone. I sincerely hope you will be happy in the future!

18. Chinese class representative: I am finally free now. Every time I read your composition, I have the urge to commit suicide!

19. Huaxin Li: I wish you and Xiaobai (my girlfriend) will grow old together today, loving each other! Another: The honest king upstairs despises you! Today I finally see your true face!

20. Biology class representative: You are a single-celled animal. I just said that sperm grow like tadpoles.

You don’t have to point at the tadpoles in the pond and say: Look, they’re all sperm!

21. Political class representative: I believe you will never be an official in your life. The three representatives are not the Chinese class representative, the English class representative, and the math class representative! You idiot!

22. Xiaopang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! (Also: Forget it if you can’t remember the three hundred yuan you owe me. I’m not a stingy person.)

23. Xiaoli: In my impression, you are a cute big boy who doesn’t talk much. I hope you will be happy in the future!

24. Laohuan: Four years have passed quietly like this, and the sadness of parting has spread in our hearts. What a warm time we have had! Going to Internet cafes, going to discos, skipping classes, making up exams, smoking, drinking and playing cards, how nostalgic! I wish you happiness in the future than this!

25. Master Liu: Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, fork, fork, fork, fork, don’t laugh. Although I can’t remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you eternal happiness!

26. Brother Xiaosha: I wish you a chic life in the future, enjoy it, and walk the road of life in a chic way! Another note: I won’t see you off tonight. I have to make up for the high school mathematics exam tonight.

27. Deputy squad leader: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never listened to my order in the four years under my command. Liu Mei (President of the Student Union): Four years have passed by in a flash. You and I are extremely nostalgic for these four wonderful years. As time goes by, no one grows old. With days like this, I really want to live another five hundred years!

28. A Bing: Before you came to this class, I was always the last one. Since you came, I have become the second last one. I really should thank you.

29. Gou Shengzi: I have always believed in your famous saying that school is a garbage dump. Now we have finally been picked out of the garbage dump.

30. Teacher: I’m really worried after you graduate and go to high school. I’m not worried about you. I’m worried about who will be the next unlucky teacher?

31. Minister: On this sad occasion of farewell, on behalf of myself, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings and the highest love to you and Xiaobai behind you. , I wish you and your family happiness, happiness and good health! OVER.

32. Dasha: Circle, fork, circle, fork, circle, circle, fork, circle, fork, circle, fork, all without saying anything!

33. Mathematics class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You don't know how to count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 20 points. You can say that 3+7 is equal to 21!

34. Remember in the future, be sure to wash your feet after strenuous exercise!

35. Big guy: I wish you a prosperous family in the future! ***Enjoy your family! Have you decided on your grandson's name? I'm already up.

36. Physical Education Class Representative: Look, you are the best person in our class in physical education! You're as agile as a monkey every time you skip class and jump out of the window.