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1. The head can be broken and the blood can flow. Athletes can't leave, so be sure to refuel!

2. Higher, faster and stronger, athletes, pick up the torch and run towards the Olympic goals.

3. I saw a dark shadow looming on the field. When I looked closely, I knew it was a running athlete.

4. There are no guns and cannons, so we will build them for you. Athletes, come on!

5. I saw everyone walking side by side. Although they were behind, they showed no signs of being discouraged. They walked bravely and looked forward to their own success.

6. If you don't like what you said, they are athletes who are called Yushu, whose breeze is better than Pan An, and whose pear blossoms overwhelm Haitang!

7. At the beginning of the competition, the athletes seemed to be a different person, with a ghostly posture and disappeared for a moment.

8. You are not running alone. At this moment, Liu Xiang and Yao Ming are possessed by souls, representing the collective honor.

9. I saw athletes striding like flies, just like a feathered man who has just condensed his wings.

1. Athletes, pick up your bugle and rush for our victory!

11. Athletes, our admiration for you is like an endless river, and the Yellow River is flooding out of control.