A joke about homophones

First, the donation officer answers the boss.

One day, the boss visited and asked a donor, "How are the people now?" The donor quickly replied, "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." The boss said, "I asked Li Shu?" The donor replied, "There are many pear trees, but the results are quite few." Donating officials is ignorance, but this homonym really confuses the audio-visual of donating officials.

Second, loquat is not this pipa.

Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because of typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, I asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst into a laugh. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After reading it, his wife wrote a jingle at the back: loquat is not this pipa, just because she can't read much. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums. The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.

Third, "hit it off" and "head circle"

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. It's still the same if the boy asks again. He had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

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